Unfortunately, I am bringing you some bad news this morning. The remaining dates of the Marvelous Missing Link instore tour have been cancelled. According to InsaneClownPosse.com, it’s due to a legality concerning Shaggy 2 Dope‘s probation. That shit just keeps coming back and biting them in the ass, it seems.
You can read the full news report straight from InsaneClownPosse.com below:
The Marvelous Missing Link In-Store Tour Cancelled Due to Legal Staleness!!
Juggalos, we got some stale ass news handed to us last night as we were getting ready for our in-store appearance at the FYE in Silverdale, Washington.
One of our lawyers called us in a panic saying that Shaggy 2 Dope had to get back to Detroit with a quickness because of some bullshit with his probation. We thought we had everything worked out and squared away to travel cross-country and meet up with the Juggalo fam to celebrate the release of the 3rd Joker’s Card of the 2nd deck, “The Marvelous Missing Link (LOST)” but probation is serious shit and we can’t fuck around with that. BUT DON’T WORRY! WE WILL BE BACK ON TOUR VERY SOON AND THE GATHERING IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY STILL GOING DOWN!
But unfortunately as of now, the Marvelous Missing Link’s In-Store Insanity Tour is cancelled. It’s a giant fuckin bone and we are SO SORRY to everyone who didn’t get a chance to see us.
But WE’LL BE BACK! Nobody but nobody—not even a stale ass court system—will keep the Wicked Clowns down. So for now we’re coming home to Detroit. BUT WE’LL SEE YOU SOONER THAN YOU THINK!
Dammit! This fuckin’ sucks! I was really looking forward to my toddler meeting J and Shaggy. Hopefully they’ll do it again for Found.