HALLOWICKED 2017

My experience of a night filled with witches, goblins, clowns, freaks, mankinis', jokers and sexy dead bitches begins on devil's night. I had the longest day of work, since anticipation of getting to experience my 1st hallowicked and meeting a new homie for the 1st time drove my anxiety crazy. once i got off work i had to wait about 3 hours till the homie @Drunkalo reached my residence to swoop this ninja and help make hallowicked a reality for me. those 3 hours were filled with many ups and downs in thought patterns but once i got the call that he was here, the anxiety went away and turned into excitement and filled my soul with lots of love energy.

drunkalo and his woman were excited i could tell since they were ready for me to just hop in the whip and begin the journey to the legendary clown town of DETROIT.  the second i hopped in the whip it was like we knew each other forever, since it felt like old homies catching up, than a conversation of getting to know eachother better. the energy they gave off was humbling and the flava of who they were was extremely fr3sh. MDCL to those two diamonds, yall are to fucking sweet, fr3shness point earned.

the trip to detroit went very smooth and didnt even feel like it took about 3 hours to get there. once we got to detroit the memories of my past experiences of detriot visits came flooding back like a diamond tsunami. i started babbling about so much random shit, and they werent bored with my stories. in fact they were interested and wanted to know more about everything i had to say.

we arrived at the comfort inn and proceeded to check in.  the lobby was one of the cleanest hotel lobbies ive seen, and ive stayed at alot of high end hotels. @drunkalo asked to be by a door that leads to outside so they can have easy access to smoke, and he got "upgraded" to a room with a jacuzzi on the 1st floor.  since that was the last room on the 1st floor, i was given a room on the 2nd, which wasnt a big deal, since it was next to a stairwell that lead to the same smoking area as drunkalo. once we entered the hallways the smell of that lovely beautiful bitch called mary jane was extremely prevalent. i guess people like to pay the 150 bones for smoking in the room. we split off and checked out our rooms.

my room was surprisingly revamped and just about everything was on the newer side. but that still didnt put my mind to ease until i checked bedbugs. everything checked out fine and i was off to meet back up with drunkalo to get our stuff out the car and to check out his free "upgraded" jacuzzi room.  i ran into them in the hall and asked about the jacuzzi and what not. they told me they were disappointed and that rose my curiosity to see it even more.  their room was exactly like mine except for the bathroom. they had a jacuzzi but that was also the shower. the shower head was on the brim of the jacuzzi and was attached to a chord. if you wanted to take a standing shower you would prolly end up flooding out the bathroom, but atleast they had a door to lock. my bathroom was just a door that slided shut and had no handle on the inside to slide back open.

once we got our shit in the rooms, drunkalos woman was ready to rest up and we went to get some beverages for the night and chop it up some more. we walked across the street to the gas station and found out they didnt sell beer, but had tons of faygo.  so we hopped in the whip and went down the street to the next gas station, no beer once again. luckily there was a 711 next door and i had a good feeling that was our final destination, and it was.  there was an older black lady behind the counter and an older black lady, prolly off the streets, chopping it up at the counter. they both were extremely friendly and made plenty of compliments and jokes.  as we were buying our stuff, the worker wanted to see my ID and said i looked too young. when she saw how old i was she couldnt believe it, and i told her smoking weed keeps me looking young. that started a whole slew of conversations at that point. the homeless looking lady got all excited and basically started hitting on me, talking about how she likes the whole vanilla and chocolate combination, and how much she would love to run her fingers through my hair and proceeded to stroke my arm.  she definitely wanted us to get her high and prolly run a train on her. after a few minutes of sexual innuendos back and forth, we hurried up and got outta dodge.

once back at the hotel we went to their room to give his woman the snack and beverage she requested and told her about our lil experience. we must of talked for atleast an hour and i could tell his girl wanted some sleep, even tho she was loving the conversations, so we went to my room and finished off our beers. by that time it was prolly 3am, so i suggested lets go out and smoke a joint and then get some rest.

the next day the anticipation and anxiety hit me again. i texted drunkalo and told him i was about to go smoke and we met back up. we went on a trip to get some mcdonalds breakfast, and the gps took us to a fancy hotel in downtown, with no sign of the golden arches, so we put in a different location and ended up at a mcdonalds in the hood. i thought it was gonna be a bad experience and to my surprise it was an amazing experience. all the workers were very personable and friendly and got our food to us in a perfectly executed manner. 

we got back to the hotel and ate our food and had a smoke. then i had to get back to my room and figure out how im going to paint my face. i looked at the mirror for about 15 minutes and just started making outlines. i ended up with diamonds over my eyes, since all i was seeing was diamond rain. i figured it would let others understand what im feeling and seeing. i made a joker/clown mouth with pointed teeth. at 1st the mouth was gonna be red, then i thought about it being hallowicked so i blended it with yellow to make a nice orange color. i was extremely proud of how it came out, even tho the diamonds werent symmetrical, but imma juggalo and i give no fucks about perfection, it was a representation of who i am.

i caught back up with drunkalo for a smoke and we decided to do a drive by on the venue. it was prolly around 12 when we got there and there was about 10 people standing in line and some ninjas parking lot pimping. when we got back to the telly i told drunkalo i need to gather my stuff for the show and told him to grab his girl and come kix it in my room this time. we listened to some jams and talked while i took the edge off my anxiety with a beer until we were ready to hit the venue up.

before we parked at the venue we hit up the gas station and liquor store for some beer and pop, not soda, drunkalo lmjao. we also hit up the coney island joint to use the bathroom. drunkalos woman said it was absolutely disgusting in there, but then again we are in the hood so it was expected. we got to the venue and proceeded to get our buzz on and watch the fam muh lee doing juggalo things. the faygo was flying and the megaphones were in full effect. since it was freezing we stayed in the whip and when we needed to take a piss we walked down an alley and used a corner next to the cars of people working in the adjacent buildings.  we even took a walk back to the coney joint so drunkalos woman could use the bathroom again.

when we were walking out the parking lot someone was now charging people to park. i dont know if they were scamming or if it was legit, but getting there an hour early worked out for our pockets. at the coney spot there was a man chilling outside in a wheelchair and asked me where my trick or treat bag was and said i was prolly to old to be dressed up. i told him im a toys r us kid and i will never grow up, that made him laugh. on our way back we got offered a ride by some juggalo family but declined since it only took 3 minutes to get back and so we could get used to the cold for when we stand in line.

they opened the doors at about 2:35 and only let about 7 people in at a time. at that point ninjas started to form a line down the parking lot and we chilled for about another 20 minutes and then hit the waiting line. we saw the 1st couple ninjas that were allowed into the venue walk out with 2 huge boxes of shirts eacj, that pissed ALOT of ninjas off. those assholes cleaned out the merch booth, and only left 5xl and smalls left in most shirt designs. i even heard a ninja say he was the 20 person in line and couldnt get shit because of those assholes. i think psy should put a limit on shit, like only 3 shirts per design allowed per person until the end of the show. what pisses me off more is the fucks who support this behavior by buying this shit online, even tho they didnt make the trip. im not gonna walk around wearing a GOTJ 05 shirt, because i didnt attend it, so why buy a shirt to an event you didnt go to, that makes you a juffalo, plain and simple. so basically FUCK PSYCHOPATHIC MUSUEM and anyone who supports them.

anyways, waiting in line i saw @deathmetaljuggalo and his girl spicy P and @sazarah a few ninjas ahead of us, but since i was cold i didnt approach them to say what up. in fact i didnt speak much while standing in line, due to feeling uncomfortable from the cold, i just laughed at all the juggalo hijinx that i saw going on. once we got past the door we got the shit searched out of us, they even went thru my open cigg packs like i could have a nuclear bomb inside of it. after the search someone scanned my ticket and had an issue. i said fucking technology, how does that work and then got told to step to the side. drunkalo and his girl had concerned looks on their faces like what the fuck is going on with my ticket.  i told them i dont know whats going on and started to get irritated but kept my composure. after some guy came up and saw what was going on with my ticket, he blamed the technology and told me to carry on.

finally we are in that bitch and we made our way towards the merch booth. i was digging the eerie rundown vibe of the place and how big it actually was. the booth was flooded with ninjas, about 100. but that didnt bother me since i got my tactics on how to skip all of them and get my shit before most of them who been waiting  patiently to make a purchase. i waited for only 5 minutes to be taken care of and asked for about 7 shirts in my size. the guy only came back with 3 shirts and said the rest were only 5xl and small. two out of the 3 i got were shirts that were on the least wanted end of what i wanted, so all the ones i really wanted and came for were gone. the other one was a shirt that wasnt advertised and made exclusively for the event which surprised me that they even had my size still, so im really happy about that.  but fuck did i want that orange milenko one really bad and thats the one my woman wanted me to have really bad too, but oh well.

i met back up with the homies and told them about the merch situation that we already assumed and got some 7 dollar 12 oz beers and went to explore the rest of the venue and find the smoking area. at this point things start to get fuzzy due to the rejuvenation of my buzz and the energy levels of ninjalos every where doing juggalo things, so the rest of my story wont be as descriptive and comprehensive.

after our smoke we peeped a lil bit of JCW and then returned to the stage area for a refill. once i got my beer i finally ran into @deathmetaljuggalo and his woman. we tried talking but the music was really loud and i have poor hearing since its loud as fuck where i work at. so i asked if they wanted to burn one and we made our way to the smoking area and caught up. at this point i dont know where drunkalo and his girl went and we basically played hide and seek the rest of the night.

even tho i didnt have much interaction with dmj and spicy p at gotj17, they made it seem like we had years of memories together, just like when drunkalo picked me up, and the diamond mist turned into a thunderous storm of diamond flava that made me extremely thankful to know them. for real yall are the shit and so is everyone i have met from the forums, words cant describe how much i love all of you and how much yall mean to me. juggalo love is an amazing feeling and im so glad icp created this world for us to be apart of and give those without a family a place to be ourselves and actually have a "family" to conquer the world with. and thank you @scottied for keeping the website going, because without i would have never met all of you amazing ninjas.

after chopping it up with dmj it was time for me to catch back up with drunkalo. since they brought me, i wanted to kix it with them the entire time at the venue, but that didnt go as planned. i spent alot of time looking for them the entire night, but since there was thousands of juggalos there and multiple rooms, that proved to be difficult to find anyone when i wanted to. 

the whole night i always seemed to end up at the right spot and time to catch all the fr3shness that happened throughout the night, which was the fucking shit.  at one point i ran into drunkalo and his woman waiting in line to get their tarot read. i wanted to get mine done, but there was always a line and i didnt feel like waiting, for the most part. drunkalos other half offered me to go ahead of them since they were next, but i wasnt about to piss off those behind them so i declined. i told them how fr3sh the tarot cards were, since i seen em before and how im into that kinda shit, and that those ninjas who do the readings are ultra fr3sh even tho i never met them before. i have a good sense of the energies people expell into the universe and those ninjas are pure diamonds. if they werent excited to have their tarot read, they were definitely ecstatic now. they got called in and i went back to the stage area.

since my luck and timing was impeccable, as i described earlier, i walked up on witching hour being performed. i watched ninjas playing basketball with lyte at that point, which was extra fr3sh to see while good music was being played on stage at the same time.  after chilling there for a lil it was time for a smoke again. while i was outside i got approached by none other than the fr3sh ninjette @sazarah and started chopping it hard about how fr3sh juggalos are and the event. we chopped it so hard that nuggets of ninjas were rolling on the floor for being in close proximity of us, it was truely a meetup massacre, lmjao.  because i was chopping it with her i got passed some of that lovely green, since dudes are always trying to hit on any girl they can, so thank you sazarah for that.  i must of spent atleast 30 minutes outside chopping it with her in the freezing cold due to the fr3sh convo we had. glad you joined the forums and broke outta your shell, now you can work on posting more on the forums with you fr3sh flava, so others can experience your shine...same with you drunkalo.

after that smoke break i was lucky enough to catch juggalos in the ring beat the shit outta each other, and the matches i witnessed were definitely worth the watch. ninjas went hard in the ring and brought better entertainment than the jcw matches i witnessed that night. even the 2 girls i saw go at it went hard, to the point where titties almost became loose as her leather outfight started to unzip. the announcer even had to end the match cuz those girls were going at it so damn hard. i also got to witness mankini vs fake mankini which was hella fr3sh, even tho it quickly turned into a gay porno lol. mankini lost by submission, but he got up pushed the fake one down and teabagged the fake ninja. and he literally teabagged him cuz is nutsack popped out the side of his bikini bottom, which was gross but extremely funny.

after the mankini fight it was time for a refill. once i got my drink i got approached by none other than the super juggalo that is @scottied. what a fucking honor that was for him to make an effort to chop it with me, especially with my past attempts to get his attention. we chopped it for a lil bit and i couldnt thank him enough for doing his speech at the march, since i know it was hard for him to do in the 1st place. it was great to see him smiling so hard and actually get to know me more. his energy he was expelling definitely filled the room and made my diamond storm turn into a hurricane of fr3shness. mad love and props to you scottie, dont ever stop what you are doing for this culture, it means the world to alot of juggalos.

the fact that i was thanked by @scottied @sazarah @drunkalo and @deathmetaljuggalo for making my post on the march or attending it, brought me to tears. for real, i only made that post for myself so i can look back on it and relive that event. and yall told me it meant alot to you and lead to you wanting to share your story, except for dmj since he couldnt go, filled my heart with an overwhelming sense of oneness and love for you all. and much love to all the others that have told me thank you for my post too, you all will forever hold a special part of my heart. im still in shock that something i did affected so many ninjas in a positive and special way, thank you all sooooo much.

i got to witness most of the musical acts throughout the night, atleast some of their sets, and everyone schooled the shit outta it. it was dope as fuck for vanilla ice to paint his face and spend his 50th bday with us. i saw lyte and dj clay walking around chopping it with ninjas. i saw jumpsteady walking around. i even got footage of lyte getting hounddogged by some girls, while i did my walkthrough video of the place. 

towards the end of vanilla ices set i made my way to the front of the crowd since icp was up next. once he got off the crowd thinned out and i got about 10 feet away from the stage, which is exactly where i like to be for concerts, especially icp.  about an hour goes by and everyone is starting to get noided, since icp didnt hit the stage yet. i guess the vip was huge and they did it before they went on stage, which was a bad decision. soon ninjas were starting to sit on the floor and the ninja pow wows began, which was hella fr3sh to witness. every where you looked there was circles in the crowd where you knew ninjas were sitting and blowing smoke. i got passed plenty of blunts and i was told to keep one of the blunts. i turned around and asked if that ninja wanted to hit it. he was prolly like 18 years old and by himself. his eyes light up and couldnt believe i was talking to him AND offering him some weed. i told him that he is family and why wouldnt i pass it to him. i told him to smoke the whole thing to the face, or atleast till he got a buzz and pass it along. the gratitude he had melted my heart, im glad i made that ninjas night. i was prolly the only interaction he had with anyone, atleast thats the vibe i got, and im glad i prolly kickstarted a new juggalo butterfly being born, much love lil homie, who ever you were.

i dont know how long it took for icp to hit the stage since my shit was ziplocked up and i didnt want to ask anyone so i didnt start to get pissed off about the situation, like everyone else. but once the lights kicked off and the intro hit, the vibes quickly flipped and the excitement of the crowd elevated to cloud 17. they opened the curtains and what i witnessed was not at all what i was expecting. i expected pumpkins and other halloweenie shit, but instead it was bodies in bags dangling from the ceiling. the faygo barrels and background were made out of white tiles with blood splattered everywhere and a fr3sh ass 17 light display in the back. then i noticed some bodies moving on metal gurneys underneath white clothes. they shook more erratically until the dead pumpkins beat hit and then they got up slowly and revealed themselves as none other than the duo we know as the INSANE CLOWN POSSE.

now i heard some ninjas calling the set an asylum, but i considered it more of a meat locker/butcher place. when i worked at a haunted house we had a room called the meat locker. it had metal chopping tables and white tiles on the walls and floor, which is usually good for easy clean up of blood. all you have to do is hose the place down. and the bodies hanging resembled meat hooks like a slaughter house. so asylum seems unlikely to me, but i can see why some think that.

as far as the songs they did, i was a lil disappointed, but that didnt bother me since i got to finally see them do halloween songs. i just thought it was basically the same set as last year and the gotj this year combined. id prefer more scary songs like the loons amongst others, instead of songs like yellow bus. the armageddon song was lame imo. it has low energy and not much to sing along to and get crazy with. i would of preferred im coming home or take me home amongst others as the finale, but what you gonna do. i did end up hopping the barrier and getting on stage for my 2nd time in life and that was fucking amazing. i even poured faygo down someone who was "showing their butthole" to the crowd with that youtuber notslim1 aka blake. the butthole show-er i think goes by ben and i saw him do that at last years hallowicked and at this years gotj, so i felt great to be apart of that fr3shness, and i know where to find me on any video of that armageddon too. i also hopped off stage and sprayed ninjas farther back in the crowd and tossed a bottle that was 1/4 filled at the crowd of ninjas standing by the audio tent.

i went to the bathroom to dry my arms and hands and get some of the paint out of my eyes and upon exiting the bathroom the venue peeps were being rude as fuck and yelling at everyone to get the fuck out. i mugged them and walked right past them to the merch booth to see if they had ANY shirt in my size. i copped a shaggy shirt with him holding a butcher knife and pumpkin, even tho it wasnt my size. as i left i was looking for drunkalo, who i havent seen since prolly 9pm and didnt see either of them. as i exited the venue his amazing woman was standing by the door freezing her ass off waiting for me, since he was drunk and passed out. much love to you for being the caring lady you are, your good intentions and vibes are unfuckwitable.

i couldnt believe it was almost 3 in the morning when she told me the time. once in the car i proceeded to pick on drunkalo for being passed out and then i found out he passed out before icp lol. that sucks but atleast he had a great time and experience and he didnt let that bother him. on the way back we stopped at that 711 to buy some drinks and snacks. im sorry to the worker that night cuz he definitely had to mop after i walked in that bitch with my squishy faygo soaked shoes. 

once back i hit the shower and it prolly took 30 minutes to get the paint off my face, surprisingly the orange mouth part stayed, but the diamonds wore off, which was ironic since the diamond rain i was experiencing thru the night was over with. at that point it was about 420 so i went out and smoked a joint and hit the bed for a few hours. the trip back was smooth and the convos we had on the car ride were fucking great. i wish it didnt end, but all good things must have an end.

overall the concert was amazing, but imma have to say the best parts were mingling with all you ninjas of faygoluvers and meeting drunkalo and his woman for the 1st time. i seriously wouldnt of had such a good time unless yall were apart of my life. from the bottom of my heart thank you all and Much Dark Carnival Love to all you brightly beaming diamonds, yall truely made this year of 17ing one to remember.

Lmjao that story was hilarious...your flava is so fr3sh...glad you took the time and posted your version of the event...it helps round out my recollections, in a fr3sh new way...cant wait for more experiences together whoop whoop!

Yeah i know its late and prolly not gonna be lenghty like my usual recollection of NYE10 or NYE X, as i call it since my woman said its her last. NYE 1 was mine and my womans 1st date and we attended all NYE but two of em, so its our anniversary that we celebrate.

I went with, obviously my woman, my long time homie donny and his woman, who he married the day of this show...why get married on my anniversary is beyond me, but oh well. I also brought a coworker, jared, who I never chilled with outside of work and is NOT a juggalo and we also picked up a chick from twitter that had 3 extra tickets that wasnt looking for money for them.

My experience with bringing jared is a story i prolly will never speak upon cuz its a ridiculous drama story, and the chick from twitter is a completely different, spooky, and weird story that i may tell during acid night at the next gotj.

Back to my story...when i got to the venue i made my way to insane e's merch booth to cop his new dope mushroom question mark shirt that i been wanting since the mostasteless tour. He searched for 10 minutes for my size but didnt have it, said that the person who did inventory must of fucked up so i settled for a 2xl. He showed me a flashy card that was gonna be the cover of his new album that look hella fr3sh. Still no date on release of the album tho, prolly waiting on twiztid to ok the release.

After that my crew found me and it was time to drop thy hits, about 300 ug of lsd. After i dropped i hit up the twiztid booth and got my usual NYE shirt and then went for a smoke.  It was i believe 5 degrees outside but i enjoyed the fuck outta that cigarette and spent about 15 minutes outside till we went back inside. I hit the bathroom afterwards and we congregated by the merch booth after i grabbed an energy drink. At that point i felt like i was going up the 1st hill of a roller coaster and was extremely excited. We talked for about 10 minutes and felt the crowd out, dunno who was on stage maybe A.X.E. Then went for another smoke since the lsd was coming on hard.

Once done with the cig, we went back in and i strolled off to see if i could find @Chuckieboi and @DeathMetalJuggalo. Sure enough i walked towards the pit area and they literally bumped into me. I got so fucking geeked at that moment cuz i finally found my fr3sh flh homies that i love and they said they were about to go burn one. We make our way to the spot and start the session. We must of chilled for like 20 minutes and chopped it hard, which had me on cloud 17. I laughed so hard cuz deathmetal got passed a reggie blunt from some random, hit it once and threw it to the ground. Yes ninjas in cleveland struggle hard.

After that we parted ways and i hooked back up with my woman and the rest of the crew. When insane e hit the stage we all made iur way down towards the pit and ran into deathmetal and chuckie again. I was trippin hard at that point and had a hatchet glowstick swinging in my trippy gloves. Had a great convo with deathmetal, while chuckie lurked sumwhere in the shadows of our knees...fyi my woman thinks you both are fr3sh, especially deathmetal from the convo i had with him during that point in time, she felt good vibes from yall!

After that it was the last time i saw them, which mad me extremely sad, but it happens and i shrugged it off everytime i thought of them. 

At this point shit gets blurry for me, especially with issues from my coworker and that twitter chick.

I member us all talking while boondox was on and we all agreed his music and especially his mic were fucked up and turned down low. My girl loves boondox and was pissed that his shit was fucked up. After him i member being done in the pit for gmo, but dont member shit about it, except that his head was barely above the crowd and me and my woman cracked midget jokes. After his set he was by the bar with the juggalos partying.

After that all i member is being outside for a smoke and someone saying ten minutes till midnight and then i heard twiztid take the stage. I didnt catch one song from them on stage. We all talked about our situation that we were in with the twitta chick and what we should do. At about 1230 or 1240 we decided to bounce for numerous reasons.

Overall i had a fuckin blast, the visuals were intense...at one point i felt like lex the hex was swarmed by a black smoke or pack of crows and was flying off the stage right at me! It was one of the greatest trips at a concert, even with all the shit that happened with my coworker and the twitter chick. Even tho crazy shit happened i enjoyed the fuck outta the experience! It was definitely a strange trip that helped me out in ways that are unimaginable!

Ps thank you chuckie for hitting me up a few days later and chatting with me, you really grounded me when i was still in the confusion part of the after trip! Cant wait to see yall again...and i cant wait to see the rest of my flh family, i love yall so much, yall have no idea how much yall mean to me!!!