Bride of Frankenstein

-Song by Iris the Withered (das my old stage name)

 

Intro:

 

(moaning, half zombie like half sexual) (bubbly noises) (lightning strikes)

(horror like piano opening)

 

(audio recording) “How beautifully dramatic. The crudest savage exhibition of nature at her worst without… And we three, we elegant three within. I should like to think that an irate Jehovah
was pointing those arrows of lightning directly at my head.”

 

Verse 1:

 

Woke up in the night

To the vision of a blinding light

Gasped for some air to the sound of a lightning strike

Looked down looked side where the fuck am I?

I can feel a fucking bug layin eggs behind my right eye.

 

Check my heart beat but I can’t find none

My skin lookin like I never seen the sun

Was I always this tall?

What the fuck is my name

(be)for I could ask another question saw a man wit a blade

Blood stained lab coat looking fucking insane

His eyes looking like he was doin cocaine

 

Starts walking over, looking up and down my body

The weird ass fuck turned on by a zombie

 

I stood up, ripped the chains off my chair

I’m fucking 8 feet tall, wit one foot of fucking hair

The bastards like “sit the fuck down, your under my care”

But I’m already pissed and the blade’s right there

He’s grabbing on my chest

He’s pulling out his dick

Suddenly he trips, rips off fucking my tits (ripping noise)

I’m going for his blade

It’s time for him to die

Stop for a second, tear out my fucking eye

 

Before I start hacking, I go for a shriek

I’m feeling like I aint eaten in a fucking week

He’s dazed by the sound

I go to bite down

I cut off his fucking leg so he can’t go and run around

 

I eat his fucking brains

I’m totally insane

That’s whatchya get for making me ya little fucking shitstain

 

Chorus:

 

Burn it with fire!

(burn it with fire!)

The dark desire!

(dark desire!)

The evil that he made!

(evil that he made!)

Put it to the flame!

(put it to the flame!)

 

Verse 2.

 

I store away his body, I put it in a fridge

In the next room found his assistant

Imbed the hatchet in his head

Take a few bites to make sure he’s dead

Looking for my next meal like I’m something that the devil sent

Not that I understood, didn’t know what murder meant

Even still I was made with murderous intent

 

Walked in the next room and found a fucking mirror

Looking at myself almost brought me to tears

Whoevers brain this was, ain’t belong to this face

Or this fucking body in the first place

This shit aint my taste

Took the blood of the assistant and some fucking ink

Painted my face up

Like it was makeup

Looking like a freakshow

It’s time for the world to wake up

I’m here, let's go

 

I’m hitten up town

The men are scared to death

Everybody's fucking looking thinking that I’m on meth

Some piggy tried to stop me

Asked me for some ID

 

Punched my hand straight through his door,

and stabbed him in the testies

I broke into his car, I  grabbed his guts, and had a little taste

I’m going fucking nuts

bit off his tongue, and found that it was laced

So then I knew that It was time for me to give chase

 

Getting high off a stoned fucking dead guy

Took the wheel hit some pedals and I started to fly

Any bitch who makes me mad has gotta fucking die

I hear the sound of the sirens, time to fucking ride

Ain’t know how to drive

But I’ll sure fucking try

I crash into a wall

Let out a screeching cry

My arms are torn off but I got no time to stall

It’s time to run for to the end goal

I fix up all my limbs

My vision starts to spin

Animal of the hunt and it’s time to begin

I take the piggies gun

I know this will be fun (haha)

I break into a bar, of rednecks and fucking scum

They’re too drunk to see me

I’m getting fucking giddy

see em harassin a bitch like that mother fucker did to me

Hatchet in right, and pistol in my left

I send em all to hell, the one that’s left

Is the poor girl, and then she starts to fucking scream

Is this my fucking thanks!?!

I stab her in the spleen

Since I was a born to be a slut

And I know we ain’t seen

I  fucked all their bodies

Guess that sick freak rubbed off on me

 

Chorus:

 

Burn it with fire!

(burn it with fire!)

The dark desire!

(dark desire!)

The evil that he made!

(evil that he made!)

Put it to the flame!

(put it to the flame!)

 

The pigs are getting closer, and crazy bikers too

Guess I’m on the run, I’m a monster through and through

I head back to the lab, and see its set ablaze

Some fuck found my home and now it’s time he paid

I see his car outside

I’m chasing down his ride

Found that i could run for 40 miles in an hours time

Peer through the window

I see a face like mine

I can’t fucking believe it, it’s mother fucking frakenstein!

The doc found his way out of the fridge

He’s got a new brain sittin in his busted open head

He’s like

“I’m one of you now, so you down with this?”

He’s pointing at his car like, it’s time to get in

Now we riding round town like 2 undead mobsters

I’m the bride of frankenstein now, we mother fucking monsters.

If you on the street yous a lamb for the slaughter

 

Switch my body parts up, so you’d never even know its me

Driving through the south have myself a piggy chicken feast!

Doctor frankenstein, made me a beast!

Then I did the same to him, now it’s time for our release!

 

Outro:

 

(chorus plays quietly in the background)

I’m the Bride of Frankenstein

Hahaha

I’ll fuck a corpse cause we’re one in a kind

BITCH!

I’m the Bride of Frankenstein!

(Shriek)

I’m the Bride of Frankenstein!!!

 

(I plan to record this some day, one of my pals has some really good sound equipment, so I'm waiting to see him again. I'm also intending to put some theramin in the background, so I'll need to find something that can mimic that sound.) 

(anyways, whaddya think? I'm actually fairly proud of it.)