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Gmo disses flh
December 10, 2017
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December 10, 2017
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Alright, mafkas...

I guess I'm feelin' the need to do this before I can be "allowed" to continue along my Ivory Way around here...

 

This thread is TOTALLY NOT appropriate for this post but seeing as we have no ACTUAL moderators in this forum and this thread is currently "up front"... "I'm just gonna leave this here"...

[fyi, I plan to make a "Year End Post" that would have included some of this, but I guess I need to be more "specific and targeted" about some shit...]

 

Gawd damn.

I leave here for a couple months and everyone goes fuckin' CRAZY!

I come back and there's people lining up around the corner to continue bullshit I thought I purged from myself in the act of having spent the last month puking my brains out... but it would seem there's some undigested bits that need to be dissolved in the bile I thought I vented from my spleen months ago...

 

THIS IS IT!

 

This is strictly for the fuckers that came out of the mildew and algae stained woodwork wanting to "finish" OLD arguments I was done with (and said so) a LONG time ago.

These words you won't read will be the FINALITY of what I will be willing to contribute to such conversations.

Suck it up, fuckers.

You won't be able to talk to THIS version of me again.

Ay, does anyone else remember when The Forum was giving me a bunch of shit for using parenthetical asterix instead of boldface type?! *Are you crazy?*

So let's begin!

 

@vinyllover 

All righty...

I think I've given you enough time to wallow in your sense of accomplishment/victory about your little "Poopy Coup" regarding your perception of a misspelling of a single word as being the dismemberment of the opinion that included it...

Have fun?

Were ya poppin' the Dom P in celebration at being able to 'shoehorn' in the phrase, "pearls to swine"?

... to which I say, "Your fear is palpable."...

But here's the punchline you helped make happen as a commentary to your REMEDIAL nature...

recordfucker said

Cheshyr said
Oh boy! You just KNOW that when a thread lets vinyllover use his Google skillz and get his dick all hard, it TOTALLY must be a subject worth commenting on! Hey shithead, learn how to use a fuckin' spoiler cut when you feel the need to share your fecalphilia and take your info-dumps on the forum, m-kay?

Cheshyr, you can't even spell or use the word correctly since I am not one of those people.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fecalpheliac
It's not the first time you have made mistakes that makes you look foolish. I schooled you in the Sigler thread.
https://faygoluvers.net/v5/foru.....ic/page-9/

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 Ugh... where to begin?
10yr old Rage Comics...? Yep. Skillz.

Okay so, here's the part where you look stupid because you opened your mouth to someone you THINK you know "better than".

Ready?

Here's the funny bit:

I MADE THAT WORD UP JUST FOR YOU!

 

Not that I would ever expect anyone to vouche for it... but I DO NOT "misspell" words.

Let's discount the notion that I operate a computer with the ability to spell-check (as if I ignore all the red lines telling me before I click "Send"), I'm probably the only mafka around here that properly punctuates his slang and abbreviations... ANY "misspelling" is done ON PURPOSE to denote sarcasm or jest.

I've already assumed that you don't read Lucem's posts any more closely than you do mine; cuz if you DID, you'd see all the bi-annual diatribes from him calling me a "grammar nazi" and railing on how much of a stickler I "am" about the meaning and definition of words and phrases...

I guess you haven't ever bothered to pick up on how much I HATE "internet culture" and slang... or have incorporated any part of my abandonment of "social media" into your baseline assessments of "how I write"...

So when I DO use "internet words or phrases"... odds are... I'm being sarcastic.

Why do I spell it "Gawd" instead of "God"? Gee. I guess you missed that part.

I'm the only motherfucker around here that spells the difference between "your" and "you're".

I'm the only one that puts quotation marks around titles and proper names of things...

I'm the only one that argues AGAINST the usage of the "Oxford Comma" or FOR the word "veteran" being a THREE SYLLABLE WORD!

When I use a "hashtag", I'm stapling my nuts to a 2x4 piece of plywood.

I've already told the Forum that if they EVER hear me asking if someone can help me "Take A 'Selfie'" that they are WELL within their right to slice my throat open and shove my balls into my asshole on the way down as I slowly bleed out...

...but HEY!

The "word" for which you found SO MUCH JOY at discounting the entirety of my opinions on; on the basis of the "misspelling" of that single word... WAS MADE UP JUST FOR YOU!

 

See... let's take a closer look... shall we?

Cheshyr said

Hey shithead, learn how to use a fuckin' spoiler cut when you feel the need to share your fecalphilia and take your info-dumps on the forum, m-kay?

So we start out calling you a "shithead"... (poop)

I use/create the "word" fecalphilia (poop)...

...then use the phrase, "info-dumps"... (poop)

"M'kay?" ... (a South Park poop)

 

The reason why you make me laugh like watching a retard trying to open just the packaging  to a Rubik's Cube before you can afford to buy one and then complain about HARD it is to solve... once again... I MADE THAT WORD UP JUST FOR YOU!

 

First off, fecalphelia IS NOT A REAL WORD!

The "thing" you're referring to is ACTUALLY called "coprophilia"...

"fecalphelia" became a word and popularized as a result of an episode of a cartoon on Comedy Central...

 

It was my (apparently not strong enough) attempt to create a compound word using your "fecalphelia" and the word "memorabilia".

The supposition is that someone as INFINITELY INTELLIGENT as you, would be able to glean my meaning of the intentional "misspelling" of the word as a dissenting opinion of what you call being "helpful/informative" posts (ie your Google Journalism"), that I chose to characterize in the form of a made-up word denoting your continued amassment of a "collection of dog/horse/bullSHIT"... ie/IOW "fecalphilia"...

See?

Ya need me to telegraph it for you?
"Shithead" => "fecalphilia" => "info-dumps" => "m-kay?"...

HILARIOUS, RIGHT!?!?! ... pfft... stupid.

No. It's not that funny. It was never meant to be "that funny". But... here I am... explaining a "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road" joke to a fucking moron.

Am I to believe that the only positive outcome of finding out why that chicken crossed the road, is whether or not you UNDERSTAND why he did it?!

... tell ya what... why not start a conversation with me about EGGS??!

BTW... much like other assholes that want to think they're clever by mentioning Hitler... you AUTOMATICALLY LOSE any debate as soon as you post a decade old internet Rage Comic as the final punctuation of ANYTHING you have to say...

"You mad bro?"

No. Not nearly.

It's more like a sense of nausea and exasperation after fucking a fat girl because you're drunk on $1LongIslandIceTea's from Appleby's...

In which case I would whisper in your ear before leaving the stall...

"Don't talk to me about us again and if you bring it up, I'll make sure everyone knows about how many fingers you like shoved up your ass..."

(psst... he likes the whole fist!)

Oh! OH! One more thing! When trying to impugn someone else's usage of the English language... DO NOT quote your source of correction as being from URBANDICTIONARY.com!!!

Tell me some MORE about the knowledge you've gained from donating to Wikipedia (ANOTHER made-up compound word)...

 

Now let's move on to @lucem-ferre 

...pation!"

[that will only make sense to anyone that was reading posts before Halloween... or Rocky Horror people]

 

[OOP! There's your name, bitch! This is the part about you that is the only thing yer gonna read!]

While I have more to comment on in my future post that regards individuals such as Lucem, I'm gonna do my best to be direct here when I plan to be more broad about people LIKE him later...

 

Oh, Lucem... "You sad little man." [See? INTERNET SLANG!]

I'm gonna be forced to combine YOUR bullshit with OTHER people's bullshit because that's what you've made yourself: just like the others.

I've been collectively "GONE" from this forum for a little more than two months...

Lucem rationalizes me as a "crackhead".

If that is the case, I'm probably the most grammatically correct and properly punctuated "crackhead" that's ever appeared on this forum...

And yet...

...this motherfucker seems to keep knocking on the "Trap House Door" to my little "crackhead" world... always trying to ask me questions n'shit...

Junkie whore.

 

Here's some advice SPECIFICALLY for you, Lucem (anyone else that gets "confused" by me can also take note):

 

If you don't like the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien or Stephen King... DON'T READ THEM!

DO NOT buy their books!

DO NOT even pick them up!

DO NOT turn the book over, read the description (ie the first three sentences) on the backs of their books!

DO NOT then go and proceed to write a BOOK REVIEW about what you DID NOT READ!

DO NOT write a sternly worded letter to the publishers of their books about HOW MUCH you REFUSE to read their books!

 

Yeah.. *I'm* the fuckin' "crackhead" but YOU are the motherfucker with a Sharpie writing, "TL;DR" on every dirty limerick scrawled on a bathroom wall...

Reminds me of how I spent a period of my youth with a paint marker tagging walls with, "Graffiti is no longer a valid form of urban expression"... get it? No, didn't think you would. Too much explaining.

But I digress... that's a sentiment for later. Not for you.

 

Let's take a look at these people..:

King Lucem Ferre said

And his crack headed accusations typically pulled right out of his ass.

recordfucker said

It's not the first time you have made mistakes that makes you look foolish. I schooled you in the Sigler thread.

 

Can anyone else TASTE it?

*I* can taste it....

Ohhh... it's right at the tip of their tongue, in'nit?

They can just feel  the grooves of the roof of their mouths and the ridges behind their teeth as the tip of their tongue BEGS to respond to a question from ME that I will NOT ask that we all  already know the answer to, that was written using all the words needed  to do so, a LONG time ago that they IGNORED... (and said so).

They'll have to wait to [not] read my further exposition on such matters later in my 'Year End" piece... (like anyone gives a fuck)...

.. but 'no', Lucem... I'm not gonna ask.

If you want to create a continuation of an argument I put to bed more than two months ago...

I think you need to ask the rest of the Faygoluvers Forum if they would be MORE interested in reinvigorating THAT conversation than having ANY OTHER before I say the "magic words" that will allow you to launch into a bunch of bullshit that cites commentary that NOT ONLY YOU *didn't read* when I wrote it, but NEITHER DID THEY!!!

[not taking a swipe at The Forum in that... I ignore or skim just as much of your shit as I totally expect you do mine]

I'll tell the BOTH of you pussies... if you wanna reignite an old bag of shit, DO IT YOURSELF!

Yer all a bunch of 8-bit bitches just BEGGING for an HD Remaster and I am NOT the publisher you should be hitting up with pangs of nostalgia...

I'm playin' games in fuckin' VR... yer tryin' to get me to come back to fight you on some old Arcade Street Fighter where you gotta hit big rubber buttons to punch and kick... REMEDIAL!

 

@krunkazphuk ?

Heh... Gnaw.

She already knows. It would defeat my own purpose to comment on her response of my return.

She's knows better. C'mon... she's a member of that special chapter of MENSA that doesn't require ACTUAL proof of membership but allows her to let other people THINK she is...

I'm sure she can remember what I said to her before. She's smart like that. Unlike the rest of you.

 

So there ya go!

Happy?!

...or have I been "too obtuse"? [that was a Shawshank reference: for those that need assistance]

As I said (in case you chose not to read it), I've got a year-end thing I'm gonna puke out later on for no particular reason, to this particular Forum, that does not have anything to do with ya'll specifically...

This one was just for the carnivores rollin' up on me like a hotdog cart after a few months spent eating tofu...

For all else... we have better things to look forward to than having to look back at THESE assholes... 17!

Just eat your hotdog. The relish is complementary.

You're welcome.

Thank you for your patronage.

'~'=

 

Here's the part where these people go crazy... I won't be able to read or respond for a couple of days... and wouldn't if I could.

What could be more important than responding to your trolls?

Shitloads of snow and Christmas cheer!

 

Merry Christmas to everyone that buys me "the good kind of crack"... Lucem won't do it. It seems to vex him so.

 

oh just an aside...

@drunkalo 

Really? That's you think was the gist of that?

Yes, yes... what I really meant to say is contained in the translation at the bottom of the video and her AMAZING hair.

Crypto-shit.

[Kidding.]

Whoop Whoop Cheshyr :

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December 10, 2017
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@cheshyr gets a whoop for the Christmas sentences!🎅

🎶over the fields we go, laughing all the way🎶

December 10, 2017
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Oh my god, I'm not reading you're whole crack head ramblings I don't give a shit about your time wasting hair brained accusations, assumptions and delusions of grandeur. Especially when you can't even stick to the fucking point just like a rambling crack head at the bus stop.

December 10, 2017
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It is now three pages later and Cheshyr still lies like a sidewalk.

https://faygoluvers.net/v5/foru.....5/#p201708
vinyllover:
"Anyone who examines that topic, or even page 9 alone will see how I changed my opinion as new facts and evidence emerged. I in fact went against Chuck Reeves on more than one point, including his tracking down of that person in question. So your attempt to paint me as a dogmatic Reeves lapdog is false. Whether it's because you can't read, or you did but forgot, or you did but are choosing to lie about me, is irrelevant to the point that you're still wrong."

Again, here is me going against Reeves as evidence demands.
https://faygoluvers.net/v5/foru.....ic/page-9/

Even King Lucem Fere sees how ridiculous Cheshyr was for lying about me being a Reeves lapdog.
https://faygoluvers.net/v5/foru.....6/#p201713

December 10, 2017
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vinyllover said
It is now three pages later and Cheshyr still lies like a sidewalk.

https://faygoluvers.net/v5/foru.....5/#p201708
vinyllover:
"Anyone who examines that topic, or even page 9 alone will see how I changed my opinion as new facts and evidence emerged. I in fact went against Chuck Reeves on more than one point, including his tracking down of that person in question. So your attempt to paint me as a dogmatic Reeves lapdog is false. Whether it's because you can't read, or you did but forgot, or you did but are choosing to lie about me, is irrelevant to the point that you're still wrong."

Again, here is me going against Reeves as evidence demands.
https://faygoluvers.net/v5/foru.....ic/page-9/

Even King Lucem Fere sees how ridiculous Cheshyr was for lying about me being a Reeves lapdog.
https://faygoluvers.net/v5/foru.....201713  

Just call him a crack head and move on. It's not worth it, I guarantee it.

December 11, 2017
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@Cheshyr Unlike Luccem I did read the whole thing, because I've become a for-real-no-shit-ball-hugging fanboy of you both. Forgive my absence of block quotes cuz I'm too mentally deficient and gotta do things old school copypaste style:

"If that is the case, I'm probably the most grammatically correct and properly punctuated "crackhead" that's ever appeared on this forum..."

Don't underestimate a crackhead. I've seen them pull off some shit. Just sayin'.

"Yeah.. *I'm* the fuckin' "crackhead" but YOU are the motherfucker with a Sharpie writing, "TL;DR" on every dirty limerick scrawled on a bathroom wall..."

I dunno about him, but I for sure AM that motherfucker. I've done exactly this. But I only ever smoked crack one time, and only because I was tricked into smoking it.

"Yer all a bunch of 8-bit bitches just BEGGING for an HD Remaster"

This was genuinely brilliant. As a statement it is absolutely perfect.

"An I am NOT the publisher you should be hitting up with pangs of nostalgia..."

...and then you start losin' it...

"I'm playin' games in fuckin' VR... yer tryin' to get me to come back to fight you on some old Arcade Street Fighter where you gotta hit big rubber buttons to punch and kick... REMEDIAL!"

...and then you ruin it. Your dedication to the metaphor shows your passion, but riding it out dulls the edge of what was a sharp, smart remark. Just pull it back booboo. Sometimes less is more. I know you don't give a fuck what I think, but I'm gonna be honest cuz I'm straight up in love with your ass. 

December 11, 2017
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I just read that whole thing. All of it. All. Of. It. Why? I don't know, but I did.

 

Good to know you didn't have a stroke, Cheshyr.

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December 11, 2017
1:33 am
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TheFvckinKreeper said

...and then you ruin it. Your dedication to the metaphor shows your passion, but riding it out dulls the edge of what was a sharp, smart remark. Just pull it back booboo. Sometimes less is more. I know you don't give a fuck what I think, but I'm gonna be honest cuz I'm straight up in love with your ass.   

That's what I'm talking about with the rambling though! He puts in all this creative effort to insult who ever he's arguing with rather than address the argument it's self, cause 9 times out of 10 he knows he's wrong, and drags it on and on and on to the point where he's just rambling like a crackhead.

December 11, 2017
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Bet GMO loves FLH he just likes to rustle buttdart's jimmies for fun and from the looks of it, he's got 9 pages of it here to read as he laughs all the way to the bank.

Get over yourselves and learn to stick to the topic at hand guys, this constant bitch fit thread derailing is annoying as fuck and a HUGE turnoff when it comes to visiting/being a part of the forum.

Whoop Whoop deathmetaljuggalo :

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December 11, 2017
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Buttdart?

If you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter

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Noah Fence said
Buttdart?  

Open to interpretation, as I use it daily in regards to many different people/situations , but in this instance, bascially anybody who gets upset about shit a complete stranger spouts off on an internet forum.

Don't like it? See that little X in the corner?

YOU GOT IT, BRUH! *feel free to replace "BRUH" with "BUTTDART"

December 12, 2017
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Buttdart originated on Beavis and Butthead some 20ish years ago. I used to say it when I was a young one.

December 12, 2017
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deathmetaljuggalo said

Open to interpretation, as I use it daily in regards to many different people/situations , but in this instance, bascially anybody who gets upset about shit a complete stranger spouts off on an internet forum.

Don't like it? See that little X in the corner?

YOU GOT IT, BRUH! *feel free to replace "BRUH" with "BUTTDART"  

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Sorry don't see the x

FuckHerRightInThePussy said
Buttdart originated on Beavis and Butthead some 20ish years ago. I used to say it when I was a young one.  

Ah, i never liked that show so that's probably why i didn't get the reference

If you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter

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So are they gonna put him on time out and take him off new years evil and put blaze on the bill instead?

Does anyone know what fuck acetone means...i saw that sign at the march.

December 14, 2017
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I'd almost forgotten who Gmo was, then when I skip to the final page here I see that image up top and I was all: "Oohh, that guy!"

M'eh. I'm sure I missed some hot topiczzz and what-has-Pikachu in the preceding pages, but I'll sum up my likely observations as being:

Lucem is my favourite Juggalo. Gmo isn't my favourite Juggalo.

And that's the end of that chapter...

*scarf*

December 14, 2017
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I'm not a juggalo. I only stick around because I hate myself or something.

December 15, 2017
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Like a line right out of the Mirror-Mirror era.

You hunk-a-hunk-a-lo, you! <3

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