9:03 am
March 31, 2012
I'm a mother Fuckin juggalo.
man I'm a hella hardcore juggalo, not like other juggalos though, ya know, I don't fuck with social media, I want to murder mark zuckerfuckerberg, and I've hated facebook since it's creation... I think twitter is lame as fuck, but anyway... that's not my point...
My point is that I've been down since 98 and hella down! faygoluvers is my go to spot every morning with a chronic joint and a cup of coffee.. anyway... What I'm trying to say is, is that I used to listen to I.C.P. say in interviewes that juggalos would walk up to them and say some shit like "thank you i.c.p! you saved my life!"
Okay so I kind of was just ok yeah I.C.P. Saved your life! right!?!? bugz on my nutz! I feel ya! I hate scabies too!
but now I understand... So as I'm typing this it's February Deuce-ace 2018 (2-21-2018)... I shouldn't be here dog.. for the few o.g. juggalos that do know me, ( S-Loc, p-dub, and buckwild/burntwild ) MAD LOVE... here's the thing yo, I don't give fuck about anything... not my life, nothing, so I've been smoking sherm, that's p.c.p. if you don't know, angel dust!
To say that I'm a hardcore esham and NATAS suicidalist juggalo is kind of an understatement at this point...
ANYWAY HERE'S WHAT happened... I've been extremely into Psychedelic drugs for the majority of my life, (I'm 34, will be 35 in 2 weeks), so I though FUCK IT, let's fucking DIE! let's fucking destroy everything about what's good about living and being alive and just try to journey into the next realm existence if it's even there.. so I Live in Tacoma WASHINGTON, I got hella drunk and hella tonight And decided to Jump off a Bridge.. I had every intention of just dying as soon as I Landed, 'cause I really don't care about Being a Life on this earth anymore, I want to see what else is beyond the beyond... So I was DRUNK as fuck... ( 12 tall cans of Raineir, that's 2 six pacs, And I Drank TWO FUCKING fifths of cheap vodka, and then 2 MORE 24 ozl tall cans of Rainier), So yeah I had a crazy ass night with the all the homeboyz and homegirlz and the bar, shit was crazy! I just watched Colors, South Central, boyz in the hood and Menace II Society so I was talking about the Dope hood moviies with homies at the bar.... anyway 2am rolls around and I start my drunk ass walk home, when I get to the bridge I decided I'm going to Kill myself and Fucking jump off the bridge! dude... I don't know how I'm still alive but I am, you ninjas should see my face right now I'm bleeding and scarred up, my face hurts like hell, so the last thing I remember is waking up in Sticker bushes hella low at the bottom of a hill, for real doe I'm knee fucking deep in sticker bushes cuzz, Scratched the fuck up anytime I make a move, I Realize what I've done at this point so I Laugh! cuzz always laugh at everything, but start climbing like a goddamn limp crip pimp up this fucking hill Sticker pushes cutting up m y face and hands, at one point I gave up and told my self to just pass and fall asleep but then The Motherfuckin PUNK ROCK O.G. in my Spirit and crazy ass Loco brain told me to keep moving! just keep pushin! CLIMB UP THIS FUCKING HILL FOO, I lost my cell phone, but if I could I would show you what my face looks like right now, I'm fucking cut the fuck up, scarred, scratched, Dude I jumped off a fucfking Bridge and I wanted just Cease to Exist!...
The reason I'm psoting this right now, is I have always been a Crazy ass Punk Rocker, juggalo, punk rock is my religion, but seriously I have been in Love with Reggae music my whole life, and I believe Haile Selassie Saved me from dying tonight... all I c could think about when I crawled up that fucking sticker bush thorn hill was Hailie Selassie and the fact that I've been blessed with The awesome greatness of A LOVE Reggae! PUNK ROCK and ACID RAP! and of course the Insane Clown Posse and the DARK CARNIVAL.... so I've lost my cell phone, and I Can't fucking belive it but survived a hella fucking crazy ass jump off bridge, I'm so thankful to be alive actually, so I just want to say I think somehow I Was destined to not diie from that jump, there's too much dope freshness to look forward to! and Maybe juggalos don't like me or understand 'cuzz I don't dress like a juggalo, I'm a Punk rocker, but Haile Selassie to me is GOD, the dark carnival, I know this seems crazy to most of you, but I've been listening to reggae and smoking marijuana every single day of my life since I was 12...
I Just want to say that I Love Faygoluvers! thank you for giving me a place to express my heart. Scottie D was cool enough to put my first solo album "Samhain" up on the free album page or whatever and I'm still super proud of that album... but On The Real Cuzz.... I believe that I was put here on this Earth to put Bitch niggaz in check... So when/if Twiztid and g-mo skee ever come to Seattle they're going to have to Fight me, and I ain't bringing no guns, no gang of honies, just my and my motherfucking knuckles, my fists! if you Betrayed the dark carnival / juggalo in any sort of way... I'm the motherfucking judgment... I'm the grim reaper, I'm the motherfucking Juggalo that beat twiztid to death with bare hands... fuck paul and marshall mathers, and fuck jaron too, I just survived a fucking suicide attempt, I wish I could show you how crazy this bridge was, I can't believe I'm still alive, So I've been a juggalo since 98, and I just want to say thank you to Shaggy and Violent J, Man I Feel lilke ya'll saved m life.. man for real... I'm going to keep BANGIN and SLANGIN... what did the ringmaster say? " I Have a purpose"
fuck mne - from your crazy punk rock homie SPANGE... and if you don't know about Brian Deneke and punk rock look that shit up fool! BOMB CITY!
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May 4, 2014
Karacalla said
Not to be a dick or anything but, how about some cliff notes?A bullet point list?
Highlight the most important spots?
I think Rotten J took care of that nicely.
Whoop Whoop krunk :
Karacalla
1:29 pm
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May 22, 2012
1:59 pm
July 28, 2016
Karacalla said
Not to be a dick or anything but, how about some cliff notes?A bullet point list?
Highlight the most important spots?
- He has been a Juggalo for a long time
- But also a punk and a Rasta
- He does a lot of drugs
- He wanted to die
- Tried to kill himself by jumping off a bridge
- Survived
- Doesn't want to die anymore
Whoop Whoop Noah Fence :
KaracallaIf you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter
2:03 pm
May 4, 2014
scruffy said
picture of the drug bridge woulda been funnier.
SPANGE might not have survived that jump. Too many used hepatitis condoms at the bottom.
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September 1, 2014
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September 26, 2017
5:41 pm
August 10, 2017
Noah Fence said
- He has been a Juggalo for a long time
- But also a punk and a Rasta
- He does a lot of drugs
- He wanted to die
- Tried to kill himself by jumping off a bridge
- Survived
- Doesn't want to die anymore
Id like to add the points of
(Bullet point) This is his only form of social media
(Bullet point) ScottieD gave him a free ad
(Green shaded area)
SPANGE said
"The reason I'm psoting this right now, is I have always been a Crazy ass Punk Rocker, juggalo, punk rock is my religion, but seriously I have been in Love with Reggae music my whole life, and I believe Haile Selassie Saved me from dying tonight..)
(end shaded area)
This part however has me stuck. Not understanding how its juggalo related at all. Juggalo just seems like a random word in that sentence.
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
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August 10, 2017
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December 1, 2017
9:47 pm
September 1, 2014
JingsNdthings said
Violent J pulled me out of a burning car once.
YES! Let's start this.
(Morgan Freeman voice)
1967, June, Vietnam, operation Bolo.
We were surrounded man, Viet Cong in all directions. It was dark, indescribably black. All that was left was me and Detroit. We stood back-to-back as we listened to those bastards boots breaking twigs approaching us under the guise of night. Us two were all that stood between them and the supplies for Delta company and those sneaky Zipps knew it.
It had been a while since me and the good lord had talked, now I was making promises like no body's business. Detroit was so nervous he actually shat himself, but I didn't say nothing, hell, we were going to die anyway. Just then I felt Detroit's body shaking, I told him I'm nervous too, He said it wasn't his nerves and that he wanted to get one last session in before he dies. I questioned him. "Session?", as I stood perplexed.
I turned around and Detroit was infact pleasuring himself, marinating in fecal matter. I've seen people crack under the pressures of war but never this bad, this fast. Detroit was always a strange fellow, although I couldn't remember his real name I can recall Daytona and Little Rock jazzing him about having a first name for his last. I yelled out for him to knock that stuff off and asked him if he had entertained the devils lettuce, all he kept saying was he had to finish in a strange, peculiar voice.
Our banter had led the devil rite to our door step, Detroit was useless. Bullets whizzed from the shadows, exposing Charlies face with every round they spent towards us. I returned fire immediately. Detroit was hit bad, it was of no consequence, he continued pleasuring himself. The language of evil was getting closer when Detroit said, "Meathead...that's what I call it you know." As he continued his exotic massage. The enemy charged us in full force.
Detroit took the majority of the Viet Cong's rounds. He fell backwards on top of me in an almost catatonic state. I rolled him over and we were now face to face. The Viet Cong assumed they had killed us both as they ran past. We now lay lifeless on the jungle floor. Detroit, gasping for air, let out a sigh of relief as he struggled to talk. "Sorry about the mess ole boy." He spoke, coughing blood from his many wounds. I told him to keep quiet as I called him a few choice words I'm not proud off. He began singing the theme song to All in the Family, in both Archie and Edith's voice. As he finished his unique rendition of the song he spoke his final words. "Laughter, that's what this world needs more of....Laughter." He died on top of me and in shock I passed out.
Delta company arrived and pulled Detroit's lifeless body off of me. They tried not to laugh as they observed him still holding his genitals in his hand, smile on his face. With the little energy I had, I explained to them that this man was a hero and had saved my life. They replied with crude homophobic patrony. Then I found solace in what Detroit had offered, that the world needed more laughter. So I joined Delta company in mocking him.
I later found out Detroit's real name from the core, It was Joel Bruce. I only found it fitting to honor this man by having Joel Bruce tattooed on my inner forearm. Under it reads the caption...
"He Came and Went, Laughing"
Until we meet again Joel, until we meet again.
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