Sup juggalos and juggalettes and serial killers. It’s BeZerk here with another edition to the Underground Spotlight for your bitch ass. This time I brought you some shit Georgia style. I bring you Southern Georgia’s very own Cloroks. Yeah that’s right, he’s from Georgia just like the Scarecrow.

Cloroks was cool enough to send me a sample of his up and coming album “Sex, Gloves, and Rock and Roll,” which will be coming out on the 20th of this month. For you burnt out juggalos out there that don’t know what day that is it’s, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH, 2010! (THAT IS IN A WEEK)! You got to check this album, it’s going to be on fire. It has some guest appearances by a few people, including a Tunnel Runner that is on the DL (and I mean down low, not Dark Lotus lol).

So go out, force you friends to listen, make your friends and family check out the Faygoluvers.net Underground Spotlight regularly (use a gun if necessary…. jk!), download the track provided as well as all the shit you can download off our fine website, and enjoy this fuckin interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interview for: Cloroks
From: South Georgia
Rolls With: Pluto Muzik and Sicfux Ent

Faygoluvers: First question I usually like to ask is why do you rap?

CLOROKS: I’ve always wanted to be a great entertainer from even back when I was a little kid. I fell in love with music like Sir Mixalot and hardcore rap at a young age and it corrupted my mind with a quckness, (Thanks Mom and Dad!). For a long time, I was well on my to becoming a cartoonist, and I even got a job at the local news paper to start drawing my own strip weekly. All my cartoons strips were morbid and derranged and had a sick sense of humor even as a small child…somebody should have worried about me and looked into that…(Thanks Mom and Dad). Then I started off in a metal band in my high school days, but soon realized I fucking suck at singing. So I started rapping, because I could express my weird thoughts and strange interest on my songs as I saw fit to. I’ve just been rapping ever since…

Faygoluvers: Cloroks is a very unique name. How did you come up with it?

CLOROKS: Cloroks is a play off the fact that I’m a white rapper AND the fact that one day I would like to be a household name (atleast with the underground ‘cuz ya’ll already know what the mainstream can get from me), AND the fact that housewives LOVE ME! I rap, but deep down I am a rok star, and I love to show out on stage with the best of em…so that’s the Rok part. I also go by the pale homie, THE HUMAN CART00N, Eddie Van Pale’n, Axl Roks and more I’m sure..

Faygoluvers: Who are some of your influences?

CLOROKS: My influences definatly fall mostly in underground and alternative rap artists such as: King Gordy (who is one of my favorite rappers hands down), ICP and Psychopathic Records, Sir Mixalot, John Reuben, Ozzy and Black Sabbath, Weird Al, Justin Bieber’s hair style, and there’s a lot more, but thats just a few that come to mind.

Faygoluvers: What’s your favorite Faygo flavor?

CLOROKS: I have always loved Root Beer the best, so ya’ll can go ahead and quit hating on Root Beer right now, and that goes to all the Root Beer hating asses in the world who might see this shit..What the fuck did Root Beer ever do to you and your family??? … Oh and Red Pop too. Yeah. I’m a huge fan of just plain beer as well…I’m drinking it right now, and its 8 in the morning. I know its not a Faygo …but Im just saying though…drink beer.

Faygoluvers: Alright, I checked your snippets of your up and coming album. It’s fuckin sweet as a doughnut. Is there any release dates we can be expecting?

CLOROKS: I like doughnuts. Yeah my new album “Sex, Gloves & Rok N Roll” is dope as hell and I really feel like it’s my best work to date..Nah fuck that…I know it is and I can’t wait for everybody to start bumping it in they hood and spreading it like a STD to friends and family members. P.S. Your parents are gonna ground you for 6 months when they hear this album. The album will be available and clogging arteries like doughnutz everywhere on Nov. 20th on ITUNES, AMAZON, CLOROKS.BIGCARTEL.COM and more! I am doing a pre-order for it now at the BigCartel store, as well for hella cheap, so ya’ll check that out if you read this in time.

Faygoluvers: Is there going to be any guest or big collabos on your up and coming album?

CLOROKS: I won’t front. I had a picture and concept in my head for this album from day one. This bad boy has a few guest, but a lot of the album is just Mr. Cloroks speaking to the folkz one on one, and putting on the craziest saturday morning cart00n gangster rap takeover you will ever witness. Don’t get me wrong though, I got some dope features such as my big TX. homie..the Tunnel Running…Mr. CLAAS himself jumps on the album to help me get a P.S.A. out to all these psycho females trying to get impregnated by us, just ‘cuz we some hard ass thug rappers. I also have another one of my “Tunnel Running” homies on there who just drops in for a quick second on the album just to kick some role model-ish big brother advice to the roksaholics. I am a big fan of this dude and I have shared the stage with him eariler this year…Ya’ll wanna know who it is???? MOVING ON… I got some local cats from the South Ga. area on there such as my boy Stone, Scar Dirty, T.D. and the talented heavy metal band HEARTS FALL FOR DANNY TANNER and Burt E South Beats on there adding the rok feel to alot of the project. The album was mostly produced by the talented E-Rich who supplies the dark but sickly fun feel to the record. “THE ROKSMAN COMETH…”

Faygoluvers: Will you be going on tour with any of the tours that are going on right now or in the near future?

CLOROKS: I will homie. I will be on the Atl Ga. date of the Wicked Winter Wonderland Tour with Wolfpac and Kung Fu Vampire on Dec. 15th…(the day before my birfday…so ya know I’m getting live) as well as I will be peforming at the Wicked Winters Ball in Jan. in MN with Liquid Assasin, Scum, My big homie…Mr. SicFux Ent himself…Jimmy Donn and more. I was a part of the Soundsick Music Fest this year and that was dope as well as the Rapocolypse tour with Lord T and Eloise. I also did a show in Dallas TX a few months ago with Fat Kidz Inc and other dope artist, and I might be back in Dallas soon as well. I also have a lot of other shows coming up so yall come out and make some bad life choices with the human cart00n.

Faygoluvers: Do you have any merchandise coming out?

CLOROKS: Aside from the new 19 track album (which ya’ll needs to cop as it is a retail ready CD shrinkwrapped and ready to warp minds) I got some shirts already available at the online store, as well as more shirts coming soon. Also availz is my first album YOUR PALE HOMIE, and my mixtape THE ADVENTURES OF EDDIE VAN PALE’N. Look for a line of official Cloroks sexy blow up dolls, made in my ugly ass image so you female fans can have your way with Axl Roks nightly (coming soon…STAY TOONED…).

Faygoluvers: What else is going on for the future?

CLOROKS: Once this album drops on the 20th, and the signal is broadcasted deep into the brains of my listeners, I will probably retire from the rap game and move to another country due to my massive wealth I will gain almost overnight from corrupting all the roksaholics and . …and if that don’t happen …I plan on pushing this album with the power of el nino. (which is spanish for…the nino) By doing shows all over the country in ’11, and getting this sick music to as many kidz as possible.

Faygoluvers: When and where are your next few shows?

CLOROKS: Nov. 17th
Valdosta Ga.
album release party at Blazers Tavern

Dec. 11th Albany Ga.
Back to the future tour with THIS HIDDEOUS
STRENGTH @ THE CHOP SHOP

Dec. 15th Atlanta Ga.
Wicked Winter Wonderland Tour with Wolfpac KFV AND MORE AT THE MASQUERADE.

Faygoluvers: Shout outs?

CLOROKS: Many thanx and shout outs to you folkz on this site for having me on here and supporting what I do. Scottie D you da man. Shout outs to all the new folkz I have met recently through this musick. All the artists in the underground pushing they music hard and not slowing down just ‘cuz the mainstream can’t put it in a box, shout out to Jimmy Donn and all my new MN friends, Fat Kidz Inc, and Dallas I fucking love ya’ll Dallas and cant wait to come back, Mars and Jrz, King Gordy, ClaAs for jumping on the record, Daddy Longlegz and Wolfpac, Bankrupt Records and Juztin Sane, ‘cuz ya’ll are some cool folks. All my Atlanta folks, my family: E-Rich, Jimmy Hennec, my gurl Lauren, Heavy metal master Burt, my blow up wifey Connie, and shit I could go on and on….

Websites:
Cloroks @ ReverbNation
Cloroks @ Facebook
Cloroks @ Myspace
E-Richmusic.com
BurtesouthBeats.com