The moment we’ve all been waiting for is here! The Gathering of the Juggalos 2012 infomercial is up and ready to be peeped by your ocular sockets! I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet but once I do I will update with the info sure to peel your wig clean back off your dome!

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And now, it’s Scottie D breaking in and stealing Big Irish’s thunder.  I just watched all 23 minutes of the Gathering infomercial, and took notes while doing it.  Here’s what you can expect:

General Notes:

• Gathering of the Juggalos taking place August 8th – 12th

Main stage acts include:

• Insane Clown Posse
• Twiztid
• Anybody Killa
• Blaze ya Dead Homie
• Cold 187um
• Dark Lotus
• Psychopathic Rydas
• The Geto Boys (All 3 original members)
• The Game
• Tech N9ne
• George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
• Static X
• Mack 10
• Fear Factory
• Kool Keith
• Onyx
• Millionaires
• Master P
• Prozak
• DMX

Main stage hosts:

• Jumpsteady
• Rude Boy
• Ric Flair

Violent J’s West Coast Party 

• The Pharcyde
• Lil Easy (son of Eazy-E)
• Warren G
• Glasses Malone

Shaggy 2 Dope & DJ Clay’s “Beast of the East” Party

• Raekwon
• The Fat Boys
• Rahzel
• BizMarkie

Twiztid’s Dirty Dirty party (reppin’ the Dirty South)

• Rittz
• Lil Wyte
• Haystak & JellyRoll
• Project Pat

Other musicians include:

• MushroomHead
• REHAB
• Soulfly
• Danny Brown
• Slaine
• Motown Rage
• Zug Izland
• P.O.D.
• Swollen Members
• (HED)P.E.
• Kottonmouth Kings

Comedy Stage

• Fired and rehired Upchuck the clown!
• New stage, better production, better billing!
• CHEECH & CHONG (!!!)
• Ralphie May
• Bobcat Goldthwait
• Jamie Kennedy
• Many more comedians!

Violent J’s Beach Boys Barbeque Bash Blast

• Thousands of free cheeseburgers, hot dogs, Faygo
• Jam to the awesome sounds of a Michael Jackson cover band (Who’s Bad?)

JCW Events:

• Starting Wednesday night at Midnight: JCW Live
• Thursday night: Amber Oneil’s Ladies of Wrestling (doing battle in their panties)
• Friday night at midnight: JCW Oddball Wrestling
• Saturday night at midnight: Mixed Martial Arts action (Warrior Xtreme Championships) with 3 big main events
• Sunday night at 8 PM: JCW Bloodymania!

JCW’s Bloodymania will include:

• Corporal Robinson
• Vader
• John Morrison
• The Hurricane
• Carlito
• The Ring Rydas
• Officer Colt Cabana vs Vampiro
• Scott Steiner
• The Headbangers
• Shockwave the Robot
• Matt Hardy
• Chavo Guerrero
• Steve Carino vs The Weedman
• Bobby Lashley
• Mad Man Pondo
• The Necro Butcher
• The Original Rock N Roll Express
• JCW Heavyweight championship match: 2 Tuff Tony vs Kongo Kong
• The Rude Boy vs Corporal Robinson

Special set on Sunday night:

• Psychopathic’s Super Deadly Medley (ICP, Twiztid, ABK, Cold 187um, Blaze ya Dead Homie, Jumpsteady)
• This will close out the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos

Other Attractions:

• Seminars
• Autographs
• Carnival Rides & Games
• Stilt Walkers
• Fire Breathers
• Fire Jugglers
• Magicians
• Sideshow oddities
• Juggalo Karaoke
• Late Night Juggalo footage
• Hog Daddy’s Hellfire
• Lingerie Contest
• Win a date with Legs Diamond
• Tattoo Contest
• JCW Tryouts
• Moonwalk Bounces
• Miss Juggalette
• Neden Game LIVE
• Wet T-shirt Contest

Websites:

• JuggaloGathering.com