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September 27, 2013
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My dad walks in my room and says “son! You gotta quit masturbating or you’ll go blind!”

I says “dad! I’m over here!”

September 27, 2013
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A woman calls 911 after she walks up to her barn and sees her husband banging a goat.

She tells the operator what she had just seen and is told to go back and make sure it is still happening.

The woman goes to the barn and comes back a second later.

The 911 operator asks if the man is still fucking the goat.

The woman in a disgusted voice tells the operator that no now the goat is sucking his dick.

The 911 operator pauses for a minute then replies “Yeah a good goat will do that for ya”.

 

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

September 27, 2013
9:01 pm
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OCJ_Brendan said
A woman calls 911 after she walks up to her barn and sees her husband banging a goat.

She tells the operator what she had just seen and is told to go back and make sure it is still happening.

The woman goes to the barn and comes back a second later.

The 911 operator asks if the man is still fucking the goat.

The woman in a disgusted voice tells the operator that no now the goat is sucking his dick.

The 911 operator pauses for a minute then replies “Yeah a good goat will do that for ya”.

 

That’s most tasteless lol

September 27, 2013
9:06 pm
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Here’s one my coworker told me in response to that.

 

A man is driving down the road and sees a guy fucking a sheep behind a house.  He pulls up in the front of the house and knocks on the door.

 

He tells the young man who opens the door what is going on in his back yard.

 

The kid replies “My BAAAAD its my DAAAAD”

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

September 27, 2013
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Two guys r lookin over seattle from The space needle one Guy says to The other i bet,i cann float over The side because of The wind.Guy takes bet sure enuff dude jumps over The rail and is floating. He comes back over The rail collects Money.then The other Guy tries and falls to his death………bartender says ”thats it your cut off superman”

November 23, 2019
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Did I ever tell you how I can tie my shoe laces with the power of my mind?

I thought knot.

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November 24, 2019
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I teach people to turn invisible, just so we’re all clear.

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November 24, 2019
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Do you know the first black man to admit he is the father?

Dearth Vader

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November 24, 2019
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What does snow have in common with your friends?

They both disappear when you piss on them.

 

What do call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s still not coming.

 

What’s sicker than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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November 24, 2019
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King Lucem Ferre said
…What do call a dog with no legs?..

Blunt, cuz u take them out for a drag.

Why do Jews watch hooker porn in reverse?

Cuz their money shot’s when the ho hands over the ca$h.

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November 24, 2019
5:22 pm
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how do you unload 100 dead babies from the back of a pick up truck??

a pitchfork 

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November 24, 2019
5:49 pm
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Move over middle schoolers! There’s some new edge lords in town!

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November 24, 2019
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King Lucem Ferre said
ya-right

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November 24, 2019
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krunkazphuk said

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Ah man, boomers using slang wrong because they don’t understand it is always adorable!

November 24, 2019
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King Lucem Ferre said

Ah man, boomers using slang wrong because they don’t understand it is always adorable!  

Reminds me of Hilary making a pokemon go reference during the 2016 election.

November 24, 2019
10:33 pm
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Pigg said

Reminds me of Hilary making a pokemon go reference during the 2016 election.  

The moment Hillary uses ‘Okay Boomer’ the joke is dead. All the fun of pissed off people with no self awareness trying to compare it to a racial slur while ironically claiming that the younger generation is sensitive and looking for safe spaces is gone.

November 24, 2019
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I know a Boomer

his name is Boomer and he’s an albino 

cool dude but rarely see him in the daylight 

and that’s not a joke

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November 24, 2019
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Let a guy fuck me up the nostril, once.

Yeah.

It really hit the snot. 

November 25, 2019
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Let a guy fuck me up the nostril, once.

Yeah.

It really hit the snot.   

that’s that time you met the s-word right??

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November 25, 2019
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What happens when u stick ur hand in a bowl full of black jelly beans?

U get ur watch stolen.

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