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the_proud_smack said
how do you unload 100 dead babies from the back of a pick up truck??a pitchfork
Thats not how it goes.
Its something like:
Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
You cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Im pretty sure i heard it on a movie, just can't think of which one.
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
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i think this is a classic too:
two guys at the bar are talking together, then one of them tell the other you can fly if you jump from the top of the building.
The barman confirms what he just said but the other one still refuses to believe so until the first guy decides to go up to building and jumps, and it works! we can see him in the sky as he comes back.
The pessimist decides to try it for himself, goes on top o'the building, jumps and SPLAAASH on the ground.
"You're quite an asshole, Superman." Comments the barman.
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