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November 25, 2019
10:59 am
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the_proud_smack said
how do you unload 100 dead babies from the back of a pick up truck??

a pitchfork   

Thats not how it goes.

Its something like:

Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

You cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Im pretty sure i heard it on a movie, just can’t think of which one.

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November 25, 2019
11:52 am
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What’s the difference between a coke and a cherry coke?

Someone fucked the coke.

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November 25, 2019
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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Cuz she was a woman.

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November 25, 2019
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Didn’t see that punchline coming.

November 25, 2019
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November 25, 2019
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Whats the fastest vehicle on land?

Stevie Wonders speed boat

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November 25, 2019
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November 25, 2019
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What the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead Juggalo in the street?

There’s skid marks in front of the dog.

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November 25, 2019
6:12 pm
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What do we want? 

– Time Travel

When do we want it?

– Last Thursday.

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November 26, 2019
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Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar…

I don’t believe that’s just a coincidence.

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November 27, 2019
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Saw on the news a black guy got hit by a car and it threw him over 20 feet and paralyzed him 

Police showed up and got him for fleeing the scene

November 28, 2019
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I forgot where I threw my boomerang earlier…

Nevermind, it’s coming back to me now.

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November 29, 2019
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What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference? …

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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December 1, 2019
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What does ‘self-explanatory’ mean?

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December 1, 2019
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I used to hate facial hair..but then it grew on me

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December 2, 2019
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What’s Snoop Dogg use to wash his whites?

BLEEEOTCH!

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And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

December 3, 2019
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What’s the difference between acne & a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn’t usually come on ur face until ur a teenager.

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December 3, 2019
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Got into a food fight with the mrs last night and won.

Today she won’t talk to me, she has a chip on her shoulder.

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December 4, 2019
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i think this is a classic too: 

two guys at the bar are talking together, then one of them tell the other you can fly if you jump from the top of the building. 

The barman confirms what he just said but the other one still refuses to believe so until the first guy decides to go up to building and jumps, and it works! we can see him in the sky as he comes back.

The pessimist decides to try it for himself, goes on top o’the building, jumps and SPLAAASH on the ground.

“You’re quite an asshole, Superman.” Comments the barman.

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December 5, 2019
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Let he who is without sin use cos or tan to calculate the lengths of the sides of a triangle.

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