I'm so excited for all the new Star Wars films that will be coming out!  I mean, I don't have particularly high hopes for them, but still. :)  

Here's Alden Ehrenreich, the actor playing Han Solo. At least if his SW film tanks he can always fall back on twink porn.

how in the fuck did you go through life without watching Star Wars?!  lol your little review is great.  

When I was a little kid and saw Star Wars for the first time I thought it was the most amazing epic movie ever (which of course is true), and I was explaining it to my mom and she just laughed like "oh, you mean Star Wars, yeah I've seen them."  I was devastated that she could have known of the greatness and not shared it with me before.  haha 

I like that part in the older ones where princess Zelda's brother got bitch smacked by frosty the snowman and frosty hung him upside down to dry out like a giant piece of human beef jerky. 

Also when that giant monkey guy throws a fit for losing at that monster game that looks like a round chess board. 

My take on these franchise classics:

Star Wars - I have seen the original three, A New Hope, Empire and Jedi... I enjoyed them. Never loved em intensely. I can understand the fanbase, though. Kind of like a larger Dark Tower fanbase... and back when I saw them, I was the rare cat that liked Jedi MORE for those Ewoks. Those fuckers are splendid. So, I can take or leave it. I prefer Spaceballs, ultimately.

Star Trek - I cannot dis Trekkies nor their source material. As I have never watched any of it, except for one brief DXM trip.. from my vantage point, I have nothing to say about Star Trek. I respect it and the Trekkies, no more, no less.

Harry Potter - The wife loves the books and the movies. Once we made a deal: if she reads The Gunslinger, I'll read The Sorcerer's Stone. And it was great! A wonderful book for kids or adults. I never intended to read ahead, and she likewise felt the same about The Gunslinger. Too bad, as the epic stor only truly kicks off with The Drawing of the Three.

There are more I'm missing... help me out here, folks... okay how about

Batman - loved some of the darker comics. As far as movies, Batman and Batman Returns are cool, and the Christopher Nolan ones were as well. 

The Marvel Universe - I loved Marvel growing up, specifically Spider Man and Venom. But I don't love any of his or the Avengers flicks enough to remark on it. Venom was completely ruined in the film. Green Goblin as well.