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January 12, 2013
4:37 pm
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The McRib is fucking dope. I love the shit out of this thing. I'm a little disappointed though, as it will soon be going away again. I really wish it was a permanent menu item, but it seems like it's never going to be. What really pisses me off, is that I just found out about it being back. It ususally lasts about a month and I've missed the first 2 weeks, staleness. Would it kill them to promote the fuckin thing? Maybe they do, I hardly ever watch TV but no posters in the window? Come on man, us fat fucks need to know how to get up on that. The point of starting this thread is this, does anyone know why they take this beautiful creation away from us? The pork patty formed to look like it has bones, slathered in that tangy BBQ sauce with extra pickles and onions, oh fuck yeah I know some of my fellow faygoluvers are feelin me on this one. If I had to guess why the McRib keeps disappearing, I think it's because the animal they make it from keeps going extinct. If anyone has some insider info or a different theory, please, do tell. I just ate 3 of them, 2 of them were value meals. I also just discovered that if you take some of your fries and pile them bitches up on there, it's pretty fuckin dope man. I pass this golden deep fried nugget of knowledge on to the rest of the fam. Why am I still hungry after eating 2 McRib value meals and a third sandwich? Cause I'm fat ya'll, we're always hungry. Would love to hear how the McRib is treating all of you. And before you ask, yes, I am drunk.

January 12, 2013
4:42 pm
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I'm apparently drunker than I thought and posted this in the wrong forum. Well, maybe not. The McRib can be entertaining. And I guess under the right circumstances, funny too. Apologies on my most recent fuck up.

January 12, 2013
5:33 pm
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I'm pretty sure they are made from the calf muscles of third world children. The sauce is made from their tears. I worked at McD's when I was seventeen and if you saw them before that sauce was slathered on there, i'm pretty sure you'd never touch them again.....Sober that is

January 12, 2013
5:54 pm
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Yeah man, I've heard that about most of the food there. That's why I would never want to work there, I go there all the time. Ever seen the pink goo they make the McNuggets from in the McDonald's factory? The trick to fast food consumption is out of sight, out of mind. I don't even wanna know what they're hamburgers are made from man. They say 100% beef, but they never care to elaborate as to what that beef might be. It could be camel, kangaroo, third world children mysteriously missing their calf muscles, dude, we just don't know. Let me ask you something bud, you hungry right now?

January 12, 2013
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egg mcmuffins>>>>

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January 12, 2013
8:28 pm
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No, Warlock, an egg McMuffin is not a McRib. McRibs are served after 10:30 and don't have Canadian bacon on them. Although…..hhmmmm, you may be on to something here……

January 12, 2013
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i was just sayin i prefer the mcmuffin more..

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January 12, 2013
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ive honestly never tried a mcrib tho..

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January 12, 2013
8:52 pm
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The day you try a McRib is the day your life changes forever. Freshness.......

January 19, 2013
8:04 pm
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I just came back from McDonald's. I walked inside, went right up to the counter, and asked for my usual daily 2 McRib value meals with an extra McRib thrown in for dessert. That's when the girl behind the counter told me........"We don't have the McRib anymore". I saw that she wasn't kidding, and my fat guy tears started to spring up in my eyes, which really stings cause fat guy tears are 100% grease. I asked her, do you know when they'll be back? And she said......she said she didn't know...........she said she didn't know. Oh no, why God, why? Why did you let them take away my beloved McRib? Why have art thou forsaken me?????? Inconsolably sad right now, fat guy tears all over the place.

January 19, 2013
8:42 pm
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Just walk outside and find either a possum, racoon, or two neighboorhood cats. Skin em' throw the meat in a blender and simply shape the mush meat into a rib shape using elmers glue. After that take some save-alot BBQ sauce and leave it opened in a hot car for 3 and a half weeks. Then piss in the BBQ sauce and mix it up. And BAAMM! Homeade Mcribs.....

Btw they will be back next year. They can only slaughter so many third world children a year. If they kill em' all we won't have mcribs at all in like 20 years, and then what?

January 19, 2013
9:46 pm
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tried one before, I dont get why people like em so much, taste like the ones at ampm…mcdonalds is gross makes me feel sick after eating there…havent eaten there in over a year

January 19, 2013
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If you ever worked there you would prolly never eat there again. I can't fuck with it. My stomach churns just thinking about it. Ever get a plain hamburger and smell the meat? I don't think its cow.....seriously. The nuggets and mchickens? not even close to real chicken. IDK what the fuck is in that shit. Plus lazy teenagers work there and don't change the oil out but every couple weeks....

January 19, 2013
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ya I stopped eating fast food all together man....ive lost 75 lbs in a year and feel better...humans need micronutrients to live and processed food is void of that..I eat real food now and never knew that food could make u feel good.

January 19, 2013
10:03 pm
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That's a lot of work man, I don't know. I'm way too lazy to be doing all that. I don't like the walk from the car to the counter. And I understand that some people just don't like them, I don't know what the stores are like where you're at but the only place to get a sandwich like the McRib is at a store called Cumberland Farms, they call it a Rib-A-Que. Nice name, right? Ahh man, those things are just awful. I can't even fuck with 'em while drunk. And as far as only being able to slaughter so many third world children, I get that we can't have too many disappear at once, but you would think with all their money McDonald's would have cloning technology and we could have McRib freshness all year round. And violentdope, there's a reason why you feel sick afterwards : It's not real food. Seriously, check out the pictures online of old McDonald's food, it looks the same after 2 years, 5 years, 10 years, it doesn't grow mold. It gets hard as a hockey puck but still looks brand new. So, since they can achieve food that never grows mold, I can't see why they can't learn how to clone third world children. Oh well, back to triple whoppers.

January 19, 2013
10:08 pm
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ya u ever seen super size me??they had them fries with no mold that were old as fuck...nasty shit that burger was hairy as fuck....gross

January 19, 2013
10:25 pm
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Fried food by itself isn't really bad for you. Its what we fry it in. There was a substantial health study done in europe. They use peanut oil over there and the study found it is wayyyy more healthy for you to consume peanut oil. IDK if its true but i've heard the oil we use was originally used as alternate fuel in ww2 and we just added something to it and called it cooking oil.

 

 

Here's a fellow mcdonalds lover pat

January 19, 2013
10:29 pm
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Yeah, I've seen super size me. That guy ate nothing but McDonald's and almost died on what, day 22? 23? That pissed the McDonald's company right the fuck off man. After that "super size" became "large size". What the fucks the difference? It's the same shit, same size. I can't believe those people sued McDonald's for making them fat, that's just ridiculous. EVERYBODY knows eating fast food everyday will make you a fat fuck like me. The court system should have just thrown that right out the day it came in. All they succeeded in doing was getting healthier options on the menu instead of the millions of dollers they were after. And you know as well as I do that those fat asses aren't eating a salad at McDonald's. I'm a fat fuck too, I've never had one. I've never even considered it. That's why I give props to Burger King man. In the midst of all this, what did they do? They introduced the world to cheesy tater tots and triple whoppers and deep fried chicken fries. God fuckin bless 'em too. While McDonald's was catering to people who don't eat fast food, BK was catering to the fat fucks, and we love 'em for it. Still got love for McDonald's, they handled that shit wrong though. Nobody goes to them for a salad, not that I've seen anyway.

January 19, 2013
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hahahaha...funny shit

January 19, 2013
10:35 pm
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Dude, that shit is hilarious man. Everything he said is so true, especially the fries. No, my Mom's fries were dope, but nowhere near as good as McDonald's. And when you run into people there, they do act embarassed. That shit was dead on man, praise Mr. Gaffigan!!!

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