4:37 pm
November 30, 2012
The McRib is fucking dope. I love the shit out of this thing. I'm a little disappointed though, as it will soon be going away again. I really wish it was a permanent menu item, but it seems like it's never going to be. What really pisses me off, is that I just found out about it being back. It ususally lasts about a month and I've missed the first 2 weeks, staleness. Would it kill them to promote the fuckin thing? Maybe they do, I hardly ever watch TV but no posters in the window? Come on man, us fat fucks need to know how to get up on that. The point of starting this thread is this, does anyone know why they take this beautiful creation away from us? The pork patty formed to look like it has bones, slathered in that tangy BBQ sauce with extra pickles and onions, oh fuck yeah I know some of my fellow faygoluvers are feelin me on this one. If I had to guess why the McRib keeps disappearing, I think it's because the animal they make it from keeps going extinct. If anyone has some insider info or a different theory, please, do tell. I just ate 3 of them, 2 of them were value meals. I also just discovered that if you take some of your fries and pile them bitches up on there, it's pretty fuckin dope man. I pass this golden deep fried nugget of knowledge on to the rest of the fam. Why am I still hungry after eating 2 McRib value meals and a third sandwich? Cause I'm fat ya'll, we're always hungry. Would love to hear how the McRib is treating all of you. And before you ask, yes, I am drunk.
4:42 pm
November 30, 2012
5:33 pm
December 3, 2012
I'm pretty sure they are made from the calf muscles of third world children. The sauce is made from their tears. I worked at McD's when I was seventeen and if you saw them before that sauce was slathered on there, i'm pretty sure you'd never touch them again.....Sober that is
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
5:54 pm
November 30, 2012
Yeah man, I've heard that about most of the food there. That's why I would never want to work there, I go there all the time. Ever seen the pink goo they make the McNuggets from in the McDonald's factory? The trick to fast food consumption is out of sight, out of mind. I don't even wanna know what they're hamburgers are made from man. They say 100% beef, but they never care to elaborate as to what that beef might be. It could be camel, kangaroo, third world children mysteriously missing their calf muscles, dude, we just don't know. Let me ask you something bud, you hungry right now?
6:01 pm
March 31, 2012
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November 30, 2012
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March 31, 2012
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November 30, 2012
8:04 pm
November 30, 2012
I just came back from McDonald's. I walked inside, went right up to the counter, and asked for my usual daily 2 McRib value meals with an extra McRib thrown in for dessert. That's when the girl behind the counter told me........"We don't have the McRib anymore". I saw that she wasn't kidding, and my fat guy tears started to spring up in my eyes, which really stings cause fat guy tears are 100% grease. I asked her, do you know when they'll be back? And she said......she said she didn't know...........she said she didn't know. Oh no, why God, why? Why did you let them take away my beloved McRib? Why have art thou forsaken me?????? Inconsolably sad right now, fat guy tears all over the place.
8:42 pm
December 3, 2012
Just walk outside and find either a possum, racoon, or two neighboorhood cats. Skin em' throw the meat in a blender and simply shape the mush meat into a rib shape using elmers glue. After that take some save-alot BBQ sauce and leave it opened in a hot car for 3 and a half weeks. Then piss in the BBQ sauce and mix it up. And BAAMM! Homeade Mcribs.....
Btw they will be back next year. They can only slaughter so many third world children a year. If they kill em' all we won't have mcribs at all in like 20 years, and then what?
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
9:46 pm
July 11, 2012
9:55 pm
December 3, 2012
If you ever worked there you would prolly never eat there again. I can't fuck with it. My stomach churns just thinking about it. Ever get a plain hamburger and smell the meat? I don't think its cow.....seriously. The nuggets and mchickens? not even close to real chicken. IDK what the fuck is in that shit. Plus lazy teenagers work there and don't change the oil out but every couple weeks....
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
10:00 pm
July 11, 2012
10:03 pm
November 30, 2012
That's a lot of work man, I don't know. I'm way too lazy to be doing all that. I don't like the walk from the car to the counter. And I understand that some people just don't like them, I don't know what the stores are like where you're at but the only place to get a sandwich like the McRib is at a store called Cumberland Farms, they call it a Rib-A-Que. Nice name, right? Ahh man, those things are just awful. I can't even fuck with 'em while drunk. And as far as only being able to slaughter so many third world children, I get that we can't have too many disappear at once, but you would think with all their money McDonald's would have cloning technology and we could have McRib freshness all year round. And violentdope, there's a reason why you feel sick afterwards : It's not real food. Seriously, check out the pictures online of old McDonald's food, it looks the same after 2 years, 5 years, 10 years, it doesn't grow mold. It gets hard as a hockey puck but still looks brand new. So, since they can achieve food that never grows mold, I can't see why they can't learn how to clone third world children. Oh well, back to triple whoppers.
10:08 pm
July 11, 2012
10:25 pm
December 3, 2012
Fried food by itself isn't really bad for you. Its what we fry it in. There was a substantial health study done in europe. They use peanut oil over there and the study found it is wayyyy more healthy for you to consume peanut oil. IDK if its true but i've heard the oil we use was originally used as alternate fuel in ww2 and we just added something to it and called it cooking oil.
Here's a fellow mcdonalds lover pat
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
10:29 pm
November 30, 2012
Yeah, I've seen super size me. That guy ate nothing but McDonald's and almost died on what, day 22? 23? That pissed the McDonald's company right the fuck off man. After that "super size" became "large size". What the fucks the difference? It's the same shit, same size. I can't believe those people sued McDonald's for making them fat, that's just ridiculous. EVERYBODY knows eating fast food everyday will make you a fat fuck like me. The court system should have just thrown that right out the day it came in. All they succeeded in doing was getting healthier options on the menu instead of the millions of dollers they were after. And you know as well as I do that those fat asses aren't eating a salad at McDonald's. I'm a fat fuck too, I've never had one. I've never even considered it. That's why I give props to Burger King man. In the midst of all this, what did they do? They introduced the world to cheesy tater tots and triple whoppers and deep fried chicken fries. God fuckin bless 'em too. While McDonald's was catering to people who don't eat fast food, BK was catering to the fat fucks, and we love 'em for it. Still got love for McDonald's, they handled that shit wrong though. Nobody goes to them for a salad, not that I've seen anyway.
10:32 pm
July 11, 2012
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