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7:30 pm
December 3, 2012
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I don't know if anyones heard the news but there is an upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, with Micheal Bay at the helm. I was geeked the fuck out until I heard what he is going to do. They now will be alien turtles from space, while shredder and the Foot will be a special ops squad. Completely destroying the mythos of my favorite childhood franchise.......... Im lookin for someone to help me pipe bomb Bay's mansion.
Hit me up
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Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
7:34 pm
March 31, 2012
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8:44 pm
March 31, 2012
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That's a reinvision as it's not following the origins. I'm all for reinvisions as long as the turtles are named and portrayed correctly. Hopefully it does better than the the third TMNT movie.
9:03 pm
December 3, 2012
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Well it kinda defeats the purpose of "mutant" turtles doesn't it? reinvision or reboot either way it needs to be left alone. If your gonna make a fucking movie about alien turtles then come up with a completely different story and names and change the title of the movie. Instead of trying to cash in on the fanbase that's already there. It's an insult to our intelligence really.
And yes the third movie blew balls llal
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
9:24 pm
March 31, 2012
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The mutant thing will probably be explained. April O'neil "Oh so you guys are mutants?" Donatello "Yeah something like that to you."
Actually from looking it up it seems to just be called Ninja Turtles. And seems to be haulted from moving forward.
10:01 pm
December 3, 2012
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I think that's old news. Im pretty sure it is being made. I see what your saying but it doesn't mean I have to like it. Its like Redoing a friday the thirteenth movie and taking away jasons mask.
It seems that hollywood has completely run out of ideas and we are doomed to watch remakes and reboots for the next 15 years. LAME
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
5:34 am
September 1, 2012
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This film is no longer happening so no worries.
10:22 am
September 17, 2012
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Really? I didn't like the idea of aliens either but then I thought about what ill was saying and it could work out still.
Where does it say not happening?
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10:37 am
December 3, 2012
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It's really hard to find info on it. There is a site that said they haulted it for a script overhaul but it is being made still. this website also says shredders name will now be colonel schrader. jesus tittyfucking christ
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
12:01 pm
September 17, 2012
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That's gay
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12:39 pm
December 3, 2012
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*Redneck inbred voice* It cuz of obama! fuckin socialist! took our jobs! I wanna see his birf certificate!
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
12:48 pm
September 17, 2012
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I feel bad for Obama. That guy had no idea what he was walking into.
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12:56 pm
March 31, 2012
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Cabal said:
I feel bad for Obama. That guy had no idea what he was walking into.
yeah he did...
2:58 pm
September 17, 2012
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He might of with thinking the role he was playing could be capable of change. That changed fast when he realized he can't change shit.
If you think he's illuminati, well they all end up that way in the end. I think he opposed those people at first but they put him in his place. All Romney could come up with in the debate was Obama doesn't like Israel...
What the fuck?
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4:58 pm
November 30, 2012
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Dude, I never saw this thread until now, WTF right? Michael Bay has been fucking up movies his whole career (no, I don't like Transformers either, that was hollywood bullshit as well). Remember Pearl Harbor? There's not enough space to go into that movie man, one of the worst ever. Let's not forget he's also the genius who decided to take the dinner scene out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Every plot point you just named is an abomination of the series that I grew up wearing the pajama's from. Watch it become a romantic comedy with a love triangle between April, Donatello, and Raphael and they sit around talking about their feelings.
5:08 pm
December 3, 2012
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BTW cabal I was joking about the obama comment. It's a parody of the backwards inbreds that I happen to live around. Obamas just a face to me.
@pat I am in total agreement fuck michael bay. fuck transformers. fuck bad boys. fuck pearl harbor
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
6:06 pm
November 30, 2012
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I remember that from Team America dude!! The first time I heard that shit I died laughing, I was the only person in a theatre of 15/20 people who thought it was but I didn't give a fuck at all man. It was just so unexpected at the time in the movie, love the Cuba Gooding Jr line, that's my favorite part. And, off subject, I thought you were imitating the rednecks on South Park myself. "Rabble!! Rabble!! They took our jobs!!! Fuckin goobacks!!"
6:12 pm
December 3, 2012
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Well I was imitating south park also. But it really is relevant to the times we are living in right now. Im sure you have some of the type im talking about up north. But some people are really really ignorant in kentucky. Our talk radio shows are all ultra-conservative around here and it's just an imitation of what some of these hicks sound like
Yeah the cuba line is my favorite in the song cuz it's all so true llal
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
6:34 pm
November 30, 2012
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Up here, we call them "Northern Rednecks", and they're just as ignorant. Only the accent is different. Shit is sad, would love to hear a radio show like that though, THAT, we don't have up here lol
7:12 pm
December 3, 2012
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It is fucking comedy man. Both sides of the political spectrum really. Our newspapers are ultra-liberal and the radio/news is ultra-conservative. The ultra-liberals are just as bad! I will say that not everybody is like that here and there is alot of people in the middle somewhere.
Alot of us still embody the core american values and still hold doors open for people and say M'am and Sir. Regular "Blue Collar" people. But yeah media is a fucking freakshow and I love to observe it
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
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