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#20 Macklemore
Nickelbacklemore…need we say more?
#19 The Roots
“I love that band that plays in between skits on Jimmy Fallon!”
#18 Kanye West
Has there ever been a frat party where “Stronger” wasn’t played at least twice?
#17 Insane Clown Posse
Arguably, Juggalos are their own separate race…but we’ll include them here out of convenience
#16 2Pac
When he was alive, white people were afraid of him. Now that he’s dead, white people think he’s an artistic legend!
#15 Common
He appeared in an ad campaign for The Gap and co-starred in a movie called “Date Night” with Tina Fey and Steve Carrell.
#14 NWA
If a white person ever gets accused of not being a real hip hop fan, they’ll probably try to prove their street cred by telling you about how they listen to “tons of underground, old school stuff…like NWA” (HINT: it’s not true)
#13 Shwayze
The only way that you will remember back to when these guys were popular a couple years ago is if you’re white.
#12 Jurassic 5
They did a song with the Dave Matthews Band..nuff said.
#11 Dr. Dre
White people love the movie “Training Day”, and he’s in it! Plus he has his own brand of expensive headphones, and who doesn’t want a pair of those for Christmas/Hanukkah?
#10 Jay-Z
Who doesn’t remember grinding for the first time to “Big Pimpin'” at a middle school or high school dance?
#9 Lil’ Wayne
Weezy made a Super Bowl song for the Green Bay Packers–probably the pro sports team with the whitest fan base around. Go Pack Go!
#8 Rick Ross
“Everyday I’m Hustlin” is a classic track to play in the locker room at suburban high schools before the football team goes out and kicks some major butt on Homecoming.
#7 Eminem
The official anthem for destroying your room while grounded for getting a B on your report card.
#6 Will Smith
Rapper/Actor/Director/Model Will Smith does it all–except swear in his music, and that’s comforting for a lot of white parents which is probably why most white kids were able to convince Mommy & Daddy to pick up “Willenium” for them at Sam Goody, no questions asked.
#5 Three 6 Mafia
“OMG! This song is, like, sooooo ghetto!”
#4 Snoop Lion
Two things white people like: weed and rap.
Two things Snoop Lion does: raps and smokes.
#3 The Black Eyed Peas
Excellent for reassuring emotionally fragile high school and college girls that “tonight’s gonna be a good, good night!”
#2 Cowboy Troy
He’s a country music rapper with a hit single called “Hick Chick”. Perfect for lacin’ up yer dancin’ boots and headin’ to the hoedown
#1 Bubba Sparxxx
Honestly, this dude is awesome. If you haven’t checked him out yet, you should. Promise you won’t be disappointed.
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