11:38 am
February 16, 2018
Aight so, a while back I was instagram, I follow a bunch of Juggalos, and I saw a post to the effect of.
"Juggalos born in the 2000s aren't juggalos"
It seemed like a joke, but I mean, there's prolly people who think that, so even if he was kidding, you just know that somebody thinks that.
That's an oddly specific example, but I find that people that are in the minority in a group of people (sometimes very literally) will almost always get gatekept in some way. Here's some notes of mine.
Young looking people repping the hatchet will get quizzed on random shit, some getting so obscure that I could see some of their original fans not even getting.
Like, some asshole was like "name an inner city posse song" I answered insain like, but, dude wtf, why is that important?
Girls and black people (the one less mentioned) who wear Slayer or Metallica shirts will always be put on the spot and asked for an arbitrarily long list of songs.
Trannies, any feminine looking guys, or any girl that doesn't look butch as fuck, who claim to be metalheads will immediately get a judgmental ass look followed by "oh yeah, do you listen to (insert 90s or 80s band that they have arbitrarily decided is 'real metal')"
Anyone EVER who claims to like Death or Black metal will be met with "name a band other than (insert band they've decided is "too mainstream)"
Any girl who claims to like comic books will be met with random questions
But anyways, removing the fact that most of these people target only the minorities, how much of that is warranted?
Cause I mean, if you wear a Slayer shirt and don't listen to Slayer, you shouldn't wear a slayer shit, is that off base to say?
But at the same time, I shouldn't be expected to have to know the exact fucking release date of reign of blood.
Like, what's too far?
If you can't name Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, you're not a juggalo. But at the same time, if somebody doesn't know who Mike E Clark is, that don't mean shit, I mean right?
What is just logic and pointing out that somebody obviously isn't a fan, and what is assigning just an arbitrary list of shit.
On top of that, one suuuuuuuper common one I see in all genres is when they show pictures of artists without their name and just expect you to know who they are just by looking at them and then getting fucking triggered at you for claiming your a fan of them without being able to recognize them just by looking at them, I usually don't watch music videos, so how the fuck am I supposed to know, why do I need to study people's fucking faces.
And I mean, what's the appropriate response to somebody being a poser?
What would you do if you realized somebody wearing a hatchet was obviously a poser?
I mentioned the arbitrarily long list of metallica songs, and I mean, I can kinda get that, if someone can't name more than 2 songs, their not a fan.
What's your thoughts? What's fair, what's bullshit?
I genuinely can't decide.
And finally, the big question, are people who say their juggalos but like Twiztid and MNE and not ICP permitted to breath?
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
12:04 pm
August 10, 2017
Im a poser, i couldnt name a song from inner city posse. I accept it! If you cant its your problem.
Your a guitar player, ask em what chords are in 'insert icp song name here'. Fuck with em back...
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FuckHerRightInThePussy, David_BlackYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
12:04 pm
May 4, 2014
I genuinely suggest getting ur ass to the GOTJ, Iris. There, all bullshit questions can be answered with a single look from a toothless, six-fingered carny who's in charge of where u get to breathe for the next four days. Join us, bitch!
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12:10 pm
December 3, 2012
The whole point of being a juggalo is not caring what other people think about your music taste...this includes other juggalos.
Anytime I see a gatekeeper of any kind I immediately know to not take a god damn thing they say seriously.
Personally, I could give a fuck less if someone is posing as a juggalo. Do what makes you happy. It aint my place to say who is and isn't a poser, and it doesnt matter in the end anyways.
It's all an illusion.
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That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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12:38 pm
February 16, 2018
krunkazphuk said
I genuinely suggest getting ur ass to the GOTJ, Iris. There, all bullshit questions can be answered with a single look from a toothless, six-fingered carny who's in charge of where u get to breathe for the next four days. Join us, bitch!
I'm omw gurl, I can't waiiiiiiiiiiit.
Also why aren't there any famous 6 fingered guitarists? Take up a decade or so to learn intense jazz chord playing, then from there you can become the greatest in any genre you want. I mean like, I remember hearing stories about people with 4 arms, why the fuck don't they take up drums and become living legends. Such a waste of potential.
Drunkalo said
Im a poser, i couldnt name a song from inner city posse. I accept it! If you cant its your problem.Your a guitar player, ask em what chords are in 'insert icp song name here'. Fuck with em back...
Lmao, I can picture it now "Oh yeah, what are the power chords they use in piggie pie?"
but like, why would anyone be expected to know inner city posse songs???
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
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August 10, 2017
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April 4, 2012
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February 16, 2018
7:25 pm
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8:17 pm
January 3, 2015
I had a kid in his 20s notice my ICP hat at a tech show in baltimore. He proceeded to show me his hatchetman tats and asked to see mine. I told him I dont have any tattoos(i dont have any, of anything) and he was like you're not a fuckin juggalo you're a juffalo. I smiled, laughed a little and walked away from him. Ive been to more gatherings than he has icp shows, been to every icp show within a 3 hour drive since 2001. My buddy and I walked away laughing talking about how people like him are toxic to what we stand for. They are out there, luckily its not excessive.
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Iris The Tranny juggalette, David_Black, SPOOKYtheFUNGI, bozodklown8:37 pm
January 5, 2019
This thread is a reflection of Juggalos for the past 20 years.
"You're not a juggalo because (insert bullshit reasoning and logic here)"
Which in itself is a reflection of every single religion and the country as a whole. "YOU'RE NOT X BECAUSE Y!"
None of this shit matters. Do what makes you happy and roll your eyes at the rest of the world.
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Iris The Tranny juggalette, SPOOKYtheFUNGI, bozodklown11:04 am
May 11, 2017
Yea gatekeeping is for people who wanna feel important or cool but know they're dumb fucks lol.
And as far as the whole twiztid /icp question....another wgaf from me. I'll always have that icp love and will always want them to come out with hot shit and be successful....but twiztid usually destroys them anymore. That's not taking sides or any bullshit, that's just being real
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bozodklown12:54 am
September 1, 2014
FuckHerRightInThePussy said
Ive been to more gatherings than he has icp shows, been to every icp show within a 3 hour drive since 2001. My buddy and I walked away laughing talking about how people like him are toxic to what we stand for. They are out there, luckily its not excessive.
Wouldn't this part make you no better than they guy you were talking to?
5:33 pm
January 5, 2019
Karacalla said
Wouldn't this part make you no better than they guy you were talking to?
Haven't you noticed that life is completely loaded with contradictions and hypocrisy?
I don't know that any of us do it intentionally, but we all do it and most never notice.
That's why a lot of our parents used that bullshit line of "Do as I say, not as I do.", because they were hypocrites.
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2:57 pm
September 1, 2014
Drunkalo said
Keep an eye on Kara, much is contradictory.
Your sudden outburst is an reaction to....
A) Being a wee little man.
B) Drunken banter.
C) Krunk emasculating you every chance she gets.
D) You needing road side assistance to change a flat tire.
E) You not getting the graveyard MOD position.
F) You some how found out, that yes, I do play the old school video game Contra, with my dick.
(We contradictories even have a guild)
You've been trying to initiate something with me for a minute now, Uncle Drunk, but imma be the bigger man...pun intended...and just swerve you homie.
Remember, even at TGOTJ, you still need to be 48 inches to ride the rides G.
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