Alright, let's see some fucking abominations. 

Lemme hear the songs you consider the most fucking annoying.

Feel free to bring full bias and give the stories of how you came to DESPISE them. 

 

Ima put a top 6 because that's how many I came up with who cares.

6. Happy- Pharrell Williams 

When you're in a good mood this song is stupid and annoying

When you're in a bad mood this song is infuriatingly painful and makes you want to strangle a goose. 

I'm always in a bad mood so this song makes me want to strangle a goose. 

If I'm in a good mood this song will take me out of the good mood resulting in more goose strangling.

This song kills geese, it's not my fault.

5. I'm a gummy Bear

I have been on Youtube for a long time. Actually around the same time this was made. 

And I must agonizingly admit that my fucking 6 year old mind loved this song.

I now ritualistically light a package of gummy bears on fire on October the 9th every year and then eat them to atone for my mistakes. 

Anyways, yeah this song is cancer incarnate.  

 

4. My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

I've heard some call this a so bad it's good song, but I have to disagree, because it makes me cringe so hard I projectile vomit. 

It does have the effect of a car crash because It's such a disaster I can't look away. But any unintentional humor is outweighed by the sheer pain this song inflicts upon me.

These dipshits lost their artistic integrity and proceeded to become famous while I was a kid, and so I heard this at an age formative enough that it literally makes me physically sick hearing a single lyric from it.

The album came out in 2005, but they were still still big past then, and I remember being forced to listen to this shit 

 

3. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex

Okay, I live in Arizona, and I used to take dance lessons when I was a kid, because I have done everything.

I mostly did stuff like the Tango, Waltz, and that shit.  

And because of that my legs are fucking indestructible, I can walk for miles and never give a shit and that is 100% because of dance. Anyways.  

Like I said, I'm in Arizona, so while I did the classical and cuban stuff, many others at the studio did fucking country shit. Like the West Coast Swing or whatever the fuck (It's been years I don't remember) 

Which obviously meant I ended up hearing a lot of actual country music, that was either annoying as shit or just really really sappy. 

But also I ended up hearing this for some reason.

I ended up hearing this A LOT for some reason.

Which is hilarious to me, because this song was literally made as a parody of the exact people doing this.

Congrats, you let a bunch of Swedish dudes make a mockery of you and actually fell for it.

And, in the process, you scarred my fucking ears for life.

This song is horrible, it's so ungodly annoying, I immediately have to blast chicken huntin so loud I can't feel my face until the pain stops.

I doubt I'll ever hear it again, because I'm far away from all of that shit, but, wow this song is horrible. 

 

2. That Girl Who Encountered a Ghost Can Neither Describe What She Saw Nor How She Felt At That Moment At All

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vV9La6X0sM

This is an ungodly obscure vocaloid song that I only know because the person who made the subtitles made subtitles for some Vocaloid songs I do listen to. 

Seemingly it was made to be as annoying as humanly possible, and it did it's job.

The song is supposed to be an interview between (presumably) a news source and a girl who saw a ghost, where she just goes off on a trillion tangents and constantly says "lol".

As the song goes on the number of times she says lol just gets higher and higher and it's suicide inducing.

The point is that she's supposed to be stupid and vapid and unfocused and annoying, and, they succeeded. 

I don't know why, but this song annoys me so much more than all of the other intentionally annoying shit, it might be because the narrative of the song is equally annoying and the lyrics make me want to die, but, yeah, it's just, fucking earrape. 

This is the only one without some baggage attached to it.

I actually went to check who made this song, and it turns out I've heard other songs he's made and some of them were pretty good. This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee is actually a pretty good commentary on Japanese culture.

I place this here in an act of admiration 

To quote Rodger Ebert:

"I guess I gotta vote thumbs down but with a footnote: I admire what he did, and I hate it." 

 

1. Gucci Gang

I have never searched this song once in my life, getting the link just now was the first time I have ever put those two words into my search bar, if ever there was another instance I do not remember doing it and it was probably also being done to get the link. But somehow, I have heard it what feels like a thousand fucking times, I don't go into public that often, I don't even listen to the radio that often, but somehow someway during its height the world managed to pelt me with this song a million fucking times. 

On top of that, this song has been used as fuel to trash on the entirety of trap, and that just pisses me the fuck off. 

There are so many great "mumble rap" artists, or soundcloud rap or emo rap whatever the fuck you wanna call it, there's good shit out there, but of course this dipshit gets a billion fucking views.  

If I ever hear this song again I am going to shoot whoever played it, then put another bullet directly into the top of my frontal lobe, bandage the wound but keep the bullet in there, and see what kills me first, lead poisoning, the police, or lil pump's security as I hunt him down and rip his tongue out of his talentless fucking face.

 

Honorable mentions go to Then to stupid gimmick songs like Who Let The Dogs Out, and children's songs as well, but I never heard those enough to get annoyed by them.

 

Anyways, so what songs annoy the shit out of you?