I don't use drugs 

drugs are for losers man

however I don't consider alcohol or weed drugs cause they are both legal

one year before they banned it I drank 4 cans of Monster pomegranate energy booze this was at the St Patrick's parade and I was fucked the fuck up on just 4 cans.

it was a fucked up year cause some dumb American who came for the parade tried to jump on a float slipped and the float ran over his head killing him instantly and they cancelled the parade so I chugged the 4 cans down as fast as possible to get into a bar  and that was a bad idea.

I ended up knocking over a table at a bar spilling countless drinks, I was puking what one of my friends thought was blood but it was the monster pomegranate that was thick and red and sweet, I got arrested for trying to piss my name on a wall and I woke up on the floor of a jail cell with one of my feet in the toilet.

I ended up getting a $144 dollar fine that I did not pay and it doubled to $288 that I did end up paying or risk community service.

pretty much since that very day I stopped drinking anything other than beer in mass amounts 

I especially wont drink any sweet booze

I am surprised I did not end up dying that day like the dumb Bostonian did I was that drunk

and that's just one of my drunken stories I have plenty more like the time I won a Mitsubishi Eclipse or when 4 cops beat the crap out of me or the MUF festival when I drank way too much vodka or the Halloween where I got banned from 75% of all clubs in Montreal or the time I robbed the lobby of a Hyatt hotel for a chair and marble table.

hopefully this tread catches on and I will share those at a later date

Split1open said
Few months ago I ate some boomers...

@ first I was 12 yrs old again watching TV on my mom's bedroom floor. I snapped out of that & peered into the neon green and hot pink eye of a witch dr? When I realized my wife was a blubbering mess in the middle of the room and the ceiling was possibly going to eat her. Being her first time I started taking with her to comfort and I believe I was possibly talking to her mom who's been gone for 5 yrs. For a few moments I seen Arabic writing, like a red & blue symbols on tan paper aaannddd boom cue the flopping tenticals covered with neon orange 0's in my mind followed by a light breeze and quick contact with an elephant squid like creature on a magic carpet. I came 2 and asked my wife, why u tippin? Boom she snaps out of it like oh u motha fucca, you've done this before? I'm like ohhh yeah. She calls me a gangster and we get it on like wild animals no fuks given.

The end

MCL  

that's not now fucked up you been that how fucked up you are right now my friend 

that reads like an episode of Rick and Morty

and I have no idea what a boomer is

did you eat a couple of old people???

I like this tread 

Well I guess by definition the "Most fucked up" I've been woulda been any number of times I've completely lost consciousness throwing up and shit. 

But, not counting that. Truth be told I've kinda lost some memories of when I did really fucked up shit, tbh my memories of most things previous to getting on medication is really fucked.

I managed to identify that I was probably doing fentanyl the most, we had some stupid nickname for it to confuse people, it was a whole thing. 

Anyways, most of my "most fucked up" stories would just be me derping around in my bed at 12:00 rapping off time because my reaction speed has turned to nothing, and then passing out.

So I guess I'll tell something less boring.

I was at a party right, there was a rock band playin, it was a total alt crowd, and ya know das my shit. 

So like, I had already gotten pretty high that morning, I popped some guanfaince and an extra depression med (don't remember what I was on at the time) along wit my normal meds. Keep in mind, my meds put me in a permanent high. 

Anyways, I decided to bring some visteral wit me (It's an anxiety med I got somewhat addicted to since my first hospitalization, because they give it to you just by request there, so it's really easy to abuse while in there)

When I got there, they had a fuck load of booze, which I immediately began sucking down and did not stop doing so the entire night. 

A friend of my homie who brought me there had some weed as well, I took some fat fucking hits, fuckin burnt my fingers. 

As well as smoked a lot of cigarettes,  

Then I busted out my visteral and passed some round for no real reason. 

I was so beyond fucked up, I could barely think. 

I played fucking spin the bottle with some people, made some friends, flirted a bit

At one point I tried to mosh to the band but I just immediately fell the fuck down because I was barely conscious. Then we went back outside so we can talk because it was loud af in there.

At one point I was talkin bout how I'm a metal singer, and a chick asked me to show er, so I just did a fucking gutteral scream in the middle of a bunch of people and then I bursed out laughing while they were confused as shit. 

But like, me and a homie had been driven there by a friend of our's dad, and that friend's dad is realllly uptight. 

And when I realized he was finna drive us back, it kinda hit me like, oh fuck. 

Now, I'm really fucking good at pretending I'm not high, but like, I was blanked man. 

But I managed to hold it together, and hold a conversation and shit (side note, I keep a can of air freshener or whatever the fuck on me to spray on myself to hide the smell of shit, it works, I think, I'm pretty sure it works, I can't smell, but, it seems to be working) 

Then I got back to my homie's house and realized, shit, I didn't bring my Seroquel, I'm not finna be able to fuckin sleep. I was going like, in and out of fuckin consciousness, eating food and watching t.v. it was greeaaat

I don't remember what happened after that, I either eventually fell asleep or they drove me home, not sure which. 

But yeah, that was fun. 

I watched reality become undone and I was standing at the beginning of time before any real creation... pure fucking chaos. 

Edit: I’m just bullshitting it was only Bicycle Day... which I didn’t know until after I took the plunge... what a coincidence. 

GanjaGoblin said

The Gathering in 2026. The night of Wizard of the Hood. I have never tripped so hard in my life. A lot of drugs have fucked me up so. I did shrooms once and I blacked out and cut my hand open. I got drunk one night and passed out at a 7-11 next to the ATM. Guy who worked there was cool, he called my friends to come get me.   

Haha, I was there with you in 2026. Actually,  you were at my camp site

Can vouch, he was gone.