I don’t have that curve, no hook dick just a thumb dick. @TheWarlock

@Slumerican502 so you knew what I was talking about. Shit is common sense. Never thought of that, though.

Exactly why I educate myself.

Like, if you can’t please a girl then find out why. Trial and error, try new shit not the same old shit, and research shit.

Like, it is sad that male kegals, hell even female kegals, are not common knowledge.
Dudes cumming quick is probably the most common problem and it is fixable, do your kegals.

It’s just really weird how sexually undereducated this sex obsessed society is.

I have no penis.  At birth it wuz mistakenly took for the umbilical cord, because thats how long it wuz, but now its a 3 quarter inch nub wit a opening the size of a Mac Donalds straw to piss out of. Tried suing the hospital, but it wuz a traveling hospital like gypsies so it wuz a hard deal finding those assholes!!! So now the only wayz I get off is wit hookers from mexico wit them milking my prostate,  or using those metal rods they stick in my urethra down to my prostate. 

Slumerican502 said
Why the holy fuck are we talkin’ about dick sizes? fuck it…. There are no chicks that frequent this site…..Ok then, Im the opposite of ocj (hung like a tuna can or dinner plate). I got dick for days( just a hair over eight) just aint got any circumference to it.  Not exactly pencil dick but not a ron jeremy either. I don’t give a fuck though i make up in enthusiasm what i lack in girth, and it seems to make the crazy bitches I hook up with happy

I’m a chick!  I probably should not have clicked on this forum.  woops!

Mine’s 6.5″ long, 5.5″ wide

Funfact about the “G Spot”; It’s actually the clitoris, which is actually the exact same organ as a dick. We’re both born with the same parts, and then it either turns into a dick or a clitoris.

It wraps around the vag, and that’s what you’re hitting when you hit the g-spot.

Also why girth is so enjoyable for women.

Also, there’s nothing gay about talking to dudes about your dicks. You’re supposed to do that when you’re kids so you know you’re normal. Homophobic culture tends to beat it out of us, but it’s always awesome/fun.

Was it good tho

Lucem Ferre said

I would give a reach around as I fuck her in the ass though.

I mean its just polite….

Lucem Ferre said
Like, it wasn’t like any other shemale out there. She was like a really cute chick with a 13 inch dick and most shemales are like not quite female looking enough, you know?

And she had a feminine voice, it wasn’t like an average shemale voice that sounds like a gay dudes voice. Gross.

I fucked her in the ass but I didn’t touch her penis, and I felt bad because she was willing to suck and fuck my dick but I wouldn’t do the same. Unfair if you think about it but she didn’t seem to mind it.

It was a lot better than I thought it’d be, but I woke up before I bust.

And that’s when I realized that I’d fuck a shemale under certain circumstances.

She has to look completely feminine, none of that ugly ass adams apple manly features and shit that most shemales have.
She has to have a girly voice, none of that almost manly gay ass clay aken sounding shit.
I will not suck her dick.
I will not let her fuck me in the ass.
I will not let her cum on me.
I would give a reach around as I fuck her in the ass though.

It’s sweet that you said “well that’s unfair, what’s in it for him/her?”
and it’s very straight-male of you that you then said “Oh well fuck it, if you want me to plow you I’ll still do it just don’t let the dick touch me too much”

All bases covered kinda guy, I see.

The only thing you can do that’s GAY is fall in love with and/or form a sexual RELATIONSHIP with the same sex.
Banging a dude just means you banged a dude, it doesn’t mean anything about your sexuality.

Just like a gay dude banging a chick doesn’t make him straight, even while he’s doing it.

I call myself bisexual because I’d be open to a relationship with anybody I felt the right connection with, and gender doesn’t factor in for me at all as I find both attractive. My top five body parts are, in this order, tits, pussy, dicks, hips (m/f), and neck (f), and I’ve been with my girl for about six years and we’re having a kid together, so you could say I lean toward girls more, but really it just happened that way. She just happened to be a girl. I love tits more than anything in the world besides weed, but when I’ve dated dudes I didn’t “miss” them like a gay guy would miss a dick if he was with a girl, it was just another option.

In the end none of it matters, all that defines your sexual orientation is either the gender of the person you end up with, or the dominant gender pattern of your past partners.

It’s ok to just really really not like dicks, and it’s even ok to really really like dicks (and still be straight; check reddit, you’ll be AMAZED how many straight guys confess to “just wanting to suck a dick, nothing else, just that and then I’m good”). Lots of gay people actually don’t like giving or receiving anal sex at all, and instead prefer to blow/jackoff/do what’s called “frottage” (rubbing sticks). Some people like fucking their partner’s knee caps. Shrug.

Here’s a question;

If you’re a guy who’s dating Big Missy, and the only thing that turns you on is banging the folds on her kankles, are you still “straight”?

Old Mr Dangerous said
I have no urge for a male sexually but if I was locked up I am certain I’d be attacking some anuses, primarily to show the illusion that I’m the fucker not the fuckee. Tribal stuff I guess. Gotta fuck somethin.

This nigga like “shit I cant WAIT to get locked up and teach mahfuckas a lesson witdiss dick.”