OMD, you are not helping your new non Sociopathic image out with this kind of stuff man.

I, as the senior advisor of your PR team/Manager, have just finished smoothing things out with the few remaining sponsors you have left, and now you drop this!?!?

Do you know how much ass kissing I had to do with the folks over at Christian Mingle for them not to drop you as their 2019 spokesmen after that Head bashing in front of the kids fiasco earlier? Do you!?!?

Nike, gone. Dillard's Men's Spring wear collection, gone. The Cameo on CW's Supergirl along with the Wendy's Maple bacon chicken sandwich campaign, both gone.

Papa John's hasn't returned any of my calls! The History channel said they are actively casting other people for the role of Hitler now... Fucking... Hitler. Man are they pissed.

Nextflix is still a go, thank god, but the people over at Bed, Bath and Beyond won't touch you with a ten foot pole now.

We have to get in front of this thing man, like A.S.A.P.!

It's still in the A.M. overseas so before they wake up to this new shit show, I'm thinking we can spin this as some sort of 'Alcohol effects everyone' type of thing. You can not afford to loose the Hyundai deal, they have more pull in this industry than Kevin Spacy had with dicks.

TMZ has the photos, OMD. Don't panic. Just do me a favor and lay low until I can pay that squinting thirsty little prick off. Fuck that smiling son of a bitch. As far as the press is concerned you are in Scandinavia visiting with family. 

Karacalla said
OMD, you are not helping your new non Sociopathic image out with this kind of stuff man.

I, as the senior advisor of your PR team/Manager, have just finished smoothing things out with the few remaining sponsors you have left, and now you drop this!?!?

Do you know how much ass kissing I had to do with the folks over at Christian Mingle for them not to drop you as their 2019 spokesmen after that Head bashing in front of the kids fiasco earlier? Do you!?!?

Nike, gone. Dillard's Men's Spring wear collection, gone. The Cameo on CW's Supergirl along with the Wendy's Maple bacon chicken sandwich campaign, both gone.

Papa John's hasn't returned any of my calls! The History channel said they are actively casting other people for the role of Hitler now... Fucking... Hitler. Man are they pissed.

Nextflix is still a go, thank god, but the people over at Bed, Bath and Beyond won't touch you with a ten foot pole now.

We have to get in front of this thing man, like A.S.A.P.!

It's still in the A.M. overseas so before they wake up to this new shit show, I'm thinking we can spin this as some sort of 'Alcohol effects everyone' type of thing. You can not afford to loose the Hyundai deal, they have more pull in this industry than Kevin Spacy had with dicks.

TMZ has the photos, OMD. Don't panic. Just do me a favor and lay low until I can pay that squinting thirsty little prick off. Fuck that smiling son of a bitch. As far as the press is concerned you are in Scandinavia visiting with family.   

Get me on Road Rules and I'm straight... Teen Volley Ball Half Time With Mase.

Karacalla said

Shit,shit,shit,shit....uh, old Mr.D, Ok I got it. The bashing heads thing in front of the kids. We can say that's part of our custom's here and hope it gets lost in translation, or you were practicing for a movie roll, yea,yea,yea..that worked for Winona Ryder. That little beetlejuice bitch never saw a day in jail. What do you have to lose at this point? Who are they to judge you Old Mr.D, they have vending machines that sell used girls panties and consume grub worms like French fries.

The Pictures of you sloppy drunk slutin' it up with Dave, the lead singer from Gwar, well that's another thing. TMZ wanted waaaay to much for the pics so as far as the press is concerned, you were young..impressionable..And a little Bi-curious.

We'll have you booked on Ellen in no time buddy. You might have to sit with your legs crossed and hold hands with a man, but at least you'll have Nike back in your corner. The gays, they love kittens, so now you love kittens....you have ten of them if she asks, as far as she's concerned that's the only pussy you've ever had.

I think this is going to work. Hell, I'm sure this is going to work. If Richard Gear can shove Gerbils up his ass and bounce back, you being sloppy drunk and giving the lead singer of Gwar a San Diego hello in public is nothing Mr.D. Hell, Tom Cruise started the L.A. Riots and caused the Challenger shuttle explosion in the eighties and they gave that son of a bitch a Star on Hollywood Blvd. and his own religion, your going to get through this man. This is what I'm here for.

Deep breaths.. Deep breaths.  

Or we could just have a game show where I bash people's heads in, in front of their children. First kid to blink gets Nickelodeon Slimed.

krunkazphuk said
How about we get a game show like Nutcracker from Supernataural?

We could call it Crybully, and every time scruffy defends a Butthurtalo for being a Butthurtalo they each get stomped in the nuts (or for Butthurtalettes, well u get the idea...) Anyone else notice how silent a certain mod is when I get death threats, but when Noah cries it's the goddamned end of the world? Well heads up bitches; the times are changing.

YouTube Video "The Times They Are A-Changing" - Social Justice: The Musical   

Need a safe space? I'm not threatening you, either. Stop being paranoid.

Karacalla said

Yea, All I took away from that was, 'Please Scottie, Notice me.', lmmfao!

'We' this..'We' that, bla bla, just because you assimilated yourself in conversation with administrative figures here does not mean you are them OR are any better than the rest of us regulars.

Something..something..claiming ownership over something that's not ours... Something..something..'WE' made...Contradiction much?

Stop the attempt at being that one guy that tries to kiss ass to move up the latter, its pathetic. Just because you have a pussy in your avy does not necessarily mean you have to be that way all the time man.

Your desperation for a pat on the back from Scottie D is down right laughable as is your delusions to think user's on a message board are your real life friends. Fuck you, and your sad excuse for a resume, loser. Scruffy is a one sided prick, other's have noticed this besides me. 

Was it scruffy I pulled up on? I'm certain it was, others posed the notion it was his stunt double, either way you look at it though, I backed up what I claimed I would do, so unless you are willing to do the same, keep playing hard behind that keyboard man, lol.  

I think you missed the part where he said the COMMUNITY is built by us but the PLATFORM is scottie's.

And he isn't wrong. Scottie D doesn't owe you or me or anybody else anything. We get what we get when we come here and shit if he wanted to take "bribes" to post news stories, that would be his business. It's how advertising works. Back when I was in high school I was in a class where we had to interview someone who worked int he field that we wanted to work in. I emailed a bunch of editors at music magazines and a guy from Circus got back to me and told me that writing for a music mag sucks because you get told who to write about based on which corporations pay your bills. 

pay to play ain't no joke. 

That he doesn't make money off shit isn't shocking or new though. 

As for scruffy, the repeated claims that he's doing shit he ought not be doing is ridiculous. You trash heaps need a new line. If anything, he doesn't do enough. But that's pretty par for the course... nobody around here does enough.

The rest of this is directed at everybody, not just karacella.

will a new mod change anything? No. If they ban a certain person or two, it'll just piss off someone else. If they delete posts, it'll piss off someone else. If they do any moderating at all, someone, somewhere around here, is gonna get butt hurt about it. It'll probably be KuntyuckyphriedKracka or whatever.

If you think there should be a new mod, be the new mod yourself. Do shit to make this place better. Lead by example. 

stop all the petty victim blaming shit of so and so is out to get you, and those mean kids who are friends with each other but not me are my enemies. Blah blah blah. It's tired nonsense. Nobody is out to get you. No ones post is secretly about you. No one is taking hidden jabs that only you can see. Stop being fucking paranoid.

A week or so before my quarter started Psyral said I was the cause of all the division around here (ha) and that I was chasing off people from back in the day or whatever. I've been gone for 11 weeks focusing on school and trying to not fail my spanish class, and literally nothing has changed. 

You're all worried about who is gonna get a ban hammer, but no one is worried about the fact that this post https://faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/general-discussion/forum-rules-and-help-6/ is outdated and contains information that is no longer accurate (how to post images) and there's no links around that make editing the sig line more accessible. Remember when the buttress came here and couldn't get her video posted right cuz the forum is broken? That shit was embarrassing. That's the kind of shit we need to fix.

Take a deep breath. Take your fucking meds. Go beat your meat or flick your bean or stick a faygo in your butthole or whatever it is you do to blow off steam and regroup. 

And stop being troglodytes. Most of us are millenials and those of us that ain't, are young enough to still use social media. Go get on fucking facebook so I can add you there if I like you enough and I won't need to keep coming back here.

I'm gonna go ace my last final of the quarter. peace out. 

So it turns out the Macarena was about a chick getting tag teamed by her boyfriends buddies while he is out of town.... I use to dance to that shit every day in elementary gym. We were duped y'all.

Karacalla said
Sesame Street called, and I have you on there hosting the letter D in two weeks! 

Ahem, Drunkalo starts with a D...

krunkazphuk said

Slumerican502 said
So it turns out the Macarena was about a chick getting tag teamed by her boyfriends buddies while he is out of town....

I know. I wrote it.   

You do seem like the type to fuck many males when your main Male is out of the mail zone.

Karacalla said

Sir, may I remind you the #metoo movement is in full swing now...

I heard from Owen Benjamin that the pound me too movement was started by CAA (Creative Artists Agency) while they were still representing Harvey Weinstein. It's likely a bullshit smokescreen of spin for the masses, a la

Not a fan.