
3:34 am
March 30, 2013

Ha… my, how things change.
I’ve learned to come out of the closet about hating Monoxide. It’s been coming out in spurts for years but yeah fuck him.
I’ve learned that I agree with Smack about Twiztid being “emo”. Hey Smack, wherever you are, you fucking moron, I at least agree with this.
I’ve solidified my belief that Violent J is a fucking fool for pushing The Aspergers Boys. At all. It’s humiliating.
I’ve learned that I wouldn’t mind seeing Monoxide and Violent J smashing their skulls together. Two people that I love and hate and respect and scoff at… just smash their fucking heads together.
I’ve learned that I am a bit upset that the Dark Lotus tattoo on my back has become a mark of retardation. If I ever wanted to be reminded of treachery, pettiness, bitch boys, entitlement, false fronts, lies, posturing, greed, ego, and all things wack about American music, I can have my wife take a photo of my back tat, thst Lotus cross, and send it to me. I will be humbled.
I’ve learned that I am still hyped by the potential Colorado GOTJ and how if it comes here I will be making my return after over a decade hiatus. Despite all the bullshit.
I’ve learned that it really is about the Juggalos. Well, the decent ones, anyway. There aren’t any more decent Juggalos than there are decent Deadheads, Maggots, Post office workers, stray cats or school teachers. People are good and bad in equal measure, despite their labels or associations. Shit, there’s probably some cool as hell members of NAMBLA and awful nuns… well that’s a bit too crazy but you get what I’m saying… even Hitler loved dogs kinda talk… anyway…
Anyway, had to vent a bit. Fuck em all.
Let’s see a Madrox/Shaggy 2 Dope collaboration album. No more shit from the Clown who has faith and the dork who made a song about smoking cigarettes. No mention of Young Piglet, Jesus Roze, G-More Skeet, Misery’s Great-Nephew Hortense, Samantha Hortons, Billy Dill Pickle, Lex the Sex Offender, Pooncox the Transgender Scarecrow, or anyone else.
Much love, yall… oh yeah…
FUCK THE INTERNET for ever giving us access into these artist’s lives. FUCK ME AND YALL for being part of it.
Update: ICP “passing the torch” to Twiztid some are saying… right as Trump is being sworn in… coincidence or a sign of the end times?
7:16 am
March 31, 2012

Old Mr Dangerous said
Update: ICP “passing the torch” to Twiztid some are saying… right as Trump is being sworn in… coincidence or a sign of the end times?
nah, its just a sign that the masses are still morons who werent blessed, like some of us, with the ability to instantly see past bullshit and fake people..
8:23 am
February 14, 2013

What bums me out personally is no more Dark Lotus. That group is what got me into Hip hop/Rap in tha first place. Tha Lotus Pod. Ima still bump it. Its affected my life way to much for me to just forget it. And honestly it all still sounds amazing to me. Poor Otis. Poor stupid, selfish Otis. Yall were right. I diddnt wanna believe it. Back to ‘membering………
11:34 am

June 13, 2013

Old Mr Dangerous said
FUCK THE INTERNET for ever giving us access into these artist’s lives.
Yeah. While the internet is good for a lot of things, it has also ruined a lot things. Like wrestling. However, you can’t really blame the internet for people’s wrong doings and treachery that leads to labels/companies crumbling.
"I Just Wanna Hide Inside My Own Private Hell"- Boondox
12:23 pm
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May 22, 2012

i havent learned too much. a bunch of it, i already knew.
for example, ive learned that i would much, much rather have no more lotus, than have these two camps fuckin with each other by using lotus as some kinda bargaining chip. fuck the hell outta that bullshit.
mostly, ive learned that many things i thought or said before, but then kinda softened on, backed off from, or straight flipped my stance about, were actually gut-feelin correct.
certainly my impression of otis, which mellowed just a bit after years of consistent lobbying from goodfellas here at flh, was dead on. he is exactly, precisely who i thought he was. [this is kinda amazing; normally that sorta snap impression is invariably wrong]
if i think of other stuff ive learned about myself, ill try to remember to come back to it.
ive learned more than a few factoids about others, too. but this aint the thread for them.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:52 pm
August 21, 2016

1:09 pm
December 3, 2012

I dont think yall know what emo is.
I gotta say I havent learned shit. Still dont care about juggalo family, just some of the individuals. Still want dope music from everyone involved. Still gonna support everyone no matter what, unless someone gets caught diddling kids or something.
Whoop Whoop Slumerican502 :
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That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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11:38 pm
March 30, 2013

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9:48 pm
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10:45 pm

March 30, 2018

well this week I learned a new word
waygook that means foreigner in Korean
I learnt that warlock is a woman hating homo
I learnt that I liked trans trans fat now that that shit is gone burgers just dont taste the same
I learnt rizzlas suck I am a zig zag man
I learnt chocolate flavored beer is not very good
I learnt the left are still retards
I learnt that I wanna fuck the living daylight out of Liz Wheeler
I learnt that it was Rowan who attacked Roman
and most importantly I learnt that on a Juggalo forum owned by Juggalos that the word Juggalo is underlined in red
so I think as a forum we should band together the left and the right to get the fucking word Juggalo into the mirriam webster dictionary it’s a real word damnit its a real fucking word.
Whoop Whoop the_patriot_smack :
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10:52 pm
March 30, 2013

She looks like the girl from “Billy Madison” and “Mortal Kombat”.
I am slightly allergic to chocolate and dont even like the taste. I think people who do are lying to themselves.. that being said, my homie brought over some chocolate porter that was really good.
And tonight I am having an old friend, Sam Adam’s Cherry Wheat. You know what it tastes like? A cherry tootsie pop.
Whoop Whoop Old Mr Dangerous :
Chuckieboy10:58 pm
August 10, 2017

the_waygook_smack said
so I think as a forum we should band together the left and the right to get the fucking word Juggalo into the mirriam webster dictionary it’s a real word damnit its a real fucking word.
If the FBI can use it, its a legit word. Put it in there!
45 min upload time for a 10 min clip. its coming… 25 minutes left if it doesn’t get shot down first.
Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :
the_patriot_smack, ChuckieboyYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
11:19 pm

March 30, 2018

exactly
if the FBI uses it then it should be in the dictionary
if I spell out JUGGALO on scrabble it should fucking count but it’s not and when you play scrabble and I hope you don’t play scrabble there is always a fucking scrabble nerd that wont allow words that aint in the dictionary
bampot, n.: “A foolish, annoying, or obnoxious person; (also spec.) a belligerent or disruptive person. Often as a contemptuous form of address. Cf. bam n.2…”
this is a new 2019 word and I will one day be the_bampot_smack because of it
so is this one
Eskimoan, adj.: “Of, relating to, or characteristic of the Eskimo peoples or their languages.”
Eskimo is racist as fuck they are now called Inuit and Eskimoan is a fucking word??
https://public.oed.com/updates/new-words-list-march-2019/
look at all those new words
just pisses me off, that’s all
it’s a real word damnit a real fucking word fuck your scrabble bitch, fuck Miriam fuck Webster and fuck Old Oxford wherever the fuck that is
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
11:43 pm
March 31, 2012

11:50 pm
March 30, 2013

The Warlock said
the_waygook_smack said
I learnt that warlock is a woman hating homo
I feel like yall faggots for not hating women.. theyre abusive pieces of shit that are just waiting for you to slip up.. when yall finally start to notice it, i hope you remember that I was the one who warned you..
I dunno, dawg. Been with the same woman for over 20 years now and she is far and away the awesomest, most trustworthy individual I’ve ever met. She doesn’t speak for me in restaurants, try to finger my Male box, nor manipulate me kn any other paranoid fashion.
No offense to Smack, but Warlock.. you are making racist Trumpers like him look great by comparison. You are one of the reasons why Democrats will fail in the next election.
Whoop Whoop Old Mr Dangerous :
the_patriot_smack11:52 pm

March 30, 2018

The Warlock said
I feel like yall faggots for not hating women.. theyre abusive pieces of shit that are just waiting for you to slip up.. when yall finally start to notice it, i hope you remember that I was the one who warned you..
I feel like you are a lost cause and that says a lot I would never consider banning anyone on here everyones different but you are beyond different your just stupid and all the education in the world could not help you your just dumb.
but Warlock it’s OK I accept you for who you are the dumbest Mexican walking this earth
enjoy your trans porn and mango slurpees and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
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