Lucem Ferre said
Why is it that people claim to be free minded and claim to hate sheep who all think the same yet those same people usually hate me for not thinking like them?

Jesus Lucem, I already told you, i’m sorry about that. I didn’t really mean it, but just thought that you needed to hear it at the time. I never thought you’d figure it out, I was pretty slick right there….oh shit, I guess you know now, dammit.

On top of that, why do people use petty excuses to prevent growth?

Nobody wants to be a midget, and they say marijuana stunts your growth, but i’m not buying it. Growth is a little overrated in my book. I mean, as soon as you grow, you have to buy new clothes. And you may have a really neat shirt that won’t be available in your new size, which just sucks. I don’t need to grow. 

Like when the teacher punnishes the whole class for one students actions with the claim, “life’s not fair”.
Life will never be fair, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to make it as fair as possible, reduce the bullshit don’t add on to it. Crime will always exist, does that mean cops should quit trying?

I’m not in school anymore, I don’t care if the class gets punished. That’s not my problem. MAybe they should do a code red on the student who keeps fucking up, Private Pyle his ass. Life’s not fair, and sometimes people pelt you with soap wrapped in an army issued towel. On the bright side, at leads they’re not using cue balls.

I’m all for cops not trying, it would really make a lot of us feel better, and they could get paid each week for doing absolutely nothing. It’s win/win. Think about it, they’re trying now, and they’re not even making a dent in the crime rate. It must be embarrassing. Now at least when the crime rate is up, they can say, hey man, not my fault. You see me trying over here? My feet are asleep, go home before I shoot you.

Another example is when somebody finds a flaw about themself they say, “well nobody’s perfect” instead of trying to work on the flaw and change.

Mr. Perfect was perfect, he even had the perfect plex to prove it. So maybe people should say, nobody is perfect except for mister perfect, and i’m not him.  

If you fuck a 14 year old that looks like she’s 18 does that make you a pedophile?

Nope. But I try this often, and sometimes succeed. So i’m answering no, mostly because I don’t want to think of myself as a pedophile. It’s all good, I eat ’em out, go gentle and slow, they enjoy it. Can’t fuck for too long though, they have school in the morning. Will I be giving her a ride? No, that’s not happening. That’s like dating, and we’re not dating. We’re fucking. At least one more time and then i’m gone before you figure out where I live. I’m not trying to get arrested. Hey, who is this chick? I don’t know her, bitch is crazy. I mean, i’d fuck her, but she’s crazy. And a liar. Never seen her before, have no idea what her pussy looks like. None at all. Get her off my lawn, what’s taking so one? Don’t make me throw another rock at you….. 

If you fuck a 30 year old that looks like she’s 12 does that make you a pedophile?

No, but taking her out to dinner may look weird. Everyone will think that you’re making out with your daughter, which probably wouldn’t go over too well. Unless you’re in the South, where people will say, now that’s a cute couple right there. Shit, in the south they’d probably send you over some potato skins. Ask how long you’ve been dating. 
Isn’t claiming to have a personal relationship with god and an understanding of something beyond our own existance just really egotistical?

I don’t think we’re meant to understand, which is why we don’t. And yes, bible thumpers do aggravate the shit out of me, and everybody else in general. You know this.

Why does anybody even care if they are a juggalo or not?

I don’t. I’m 33. I don’t go around whoop whoopin’ all over the place. Unless i’m at the gathering. shit’s real over there. I don’t care if you’re a juggalo, but it’s always nice to meet them and see them just walking around. In myt experience, they’re all really cool people.

Why is it that most American’s don’t even know the three branches of government and their powers?

Because nobody cares, what will be will be. Protesting anything will get you nowhere, go home. And why would anybody want to learn. Seriously, who could possibly benefit from understanding congress? You’ll get nothing, congress won’t even give a fuck. They’ll never know or care who you are, why should you care who they are?

Why do parents tell their children that babies come from the stork?

Because children don’t need to know that daddy fucked the shit out of mommy all night and oops, hey, it’s you. Come on Lucem man, kids don’t need to know that shit. I do however disagree with the stork. I think that parents should say they were brought to them by the duck. That way,they’re only off by one letter. 

Lucem Ferre said
I think it’s bullshit. They do that here, if you have naked images of any under age girls it’s considered to be child pornography regardless of age.

and how many parents have a picture or two of their kids naked n the bath? that’s considered kiddie porn