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Stoopid Shit You've Done
May 24, 2020
11:02 pm
Pigg
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the_maga_smack said

that’s the most boring shit yet

drink like 6 beers and then come answer again and the beers can’t be lite beers they have to man beers

and if your answers are the same, drink 6 or more beers regularly and in 6 months answer again  

No

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May 24, 2020
11:09 pm
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I fucked a sheep.

Cus everyone knows that I’m the BAA-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-dest muhfucka alive

May 24, 2020
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Pigg said

No  

does saying no empower you??

are you a feminist??

if not what are your personal views on feminists??

of course you can just say no again

All Cats Are Beautiful

May 25, 2020
12:09 am
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Old Mr Dangerous said
I fucked a sheep.

in a thread he created

what is the stupidest thing you ever done??

that was his answer

he fucked a sheep

and for some weird reason

I believe VMD was stupid and drunk enough to fuck a sheep

he probably lived at some point in his life where there was a lot of sheep.

i Know it sounds like I am being Islamophobic

but I swear I am not because VMD is not a Muslim  

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May 25, 2020
1:09 am
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When I was a kid I’d get all lit & jump off an old train bridge into the Missouri river. Shit was hella high & the Missouri swallows people.

Also when I was a wee idot I dropped a lit smoke bomb down a old fence post and inhaled the shit like a bong. Thought I was gonna die.

My first gnarly black eye was in 4th grade.        I was head banging… dont remember what song… but i smashed thee fucc outta my eye on a marble bathroom sink. Dont try & watch yourself headbanging in the mirror kids it’ll swell ur eye shut😅

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May 25, 2020
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the_maga_smack said

does saying no empower you??

Not really

are you a feminist??

if not what are your personal views on feminists??

That depends. There are a lot of definitions of what it means to be a “feminist”. What exactly do you mean when you say “feminist”? If I know that, I can answer your question.

May 25, 2020
8:18 pm
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you know the women with hairy legs and dyed armpit hair who get pregnant by gay guys and abort the baby if it’s a man

Rachel Paul comes to mind

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May 26, 2020
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All I do is dumb shit. Random compulsion acts of doing or saying something stupid. Always with the dumb shit

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May 26, 2020
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The Warlock said

since I can tell your bluffin G

I’ll be dusting these grimey fuckin streets

with the sweeper and yo I gotta sit the beaker down lollol

and cause some disaster can  embarassed

I think of a master plan as I cash your gram out

cuz I’m always on a route to toke one

and I’m a smoke some until I get a broke lung cool

or it gets compressed in and I’ll be testin my aggression

cuz my profession’s to teach you a lesson lolembarassedlol

  

This a smoke session, and did I mention, that I exist in multiple dimensions, no protection STD infection, I don’t know which I’m always guessing, it’s always itching, and burning, and a painful squirting, ay yo I can’t stop jerking, the shits hurting, they call me warlock, busted like kling-ons nerdy like Spock ya, gimme a sock ya, cause imma bust ya, to the beat ya 

You can use that Warlock just pay me in burritos please.

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the_patriot_smack
May 26, 2020
11:47 pm
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haha, uhh.. asides from the multiple dimensions angle, I dont think I’m a need any of that..

 

expect some ricin laced in ’em.. nm style..

May 27, 2020
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When I was 19 my friends and I were at a grocery store and decided to shop lift some shit. Now, up to that point I had probably snatched thousands of dollars of shit from various stores. I had my tactics down like Shaggy 2 Dope. Anyway, it was like 10PM and we’re in this grocery store. Everyone decided to grab something (while still going through the checkout mind you to pay for some of the stuff). They took little things like deodorants or drinks. What did Ck44 take…? The biggest rump roast chillin in the meat dept. Stuffed that bitch right under my shirt and attempted to walk out.

Didn’t work… I got tackled and punch in the head by this large spanish dude. Then the cops came and took my ass to jail. My bail was $200 and none of my friends had the $$ to come bail me out. This was before I knew anything of bail bonds and what not so I sat there overnight in the worst cell I’ve ever been in (we’re talking old ass almost dungeon style) next to a dude withdrawing from heroin. I think the cops were trying to teach me a lesson cause like 8hrs later the heroin dude started screaming for the cops to let him out cause he was “sick”. They came and took him to the hospital. I was like, “so all I gotta do is say I’m sick and I can get out too?” Cops was like, “Na… won’t work for you and shut the door again for another 8hrs until the cops actually called in a bail agent for me and I walked home…

Wound up with 2 charges, probation, and a few grand in lawyer fees…

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