9:19 pm
August 10, 2017
Drunkalo said
Somehow this reminded me of a half a story i wrote over a year ago. I dont think i posted it but i did write it up on the PC. Ill dig around in a bit and see of i can find it. All about how the forum was founded. Which included ScottieD's, Psyrals, and Krunks operations. I think it was a Colorado thread, something started by OMD, fuck i have some digging to do..,
https://faygoluvers.net/v5/forum/psychopathic-music/colorado-show/
It was here that i started and stopped writing my story. I didnt find it on my PC. I may have deleted it after not posting it.
In a nutshell it was ScottieD and Psyral went to the movie theater to talk about a way to make quick money. They sat a few rows back from OMD and Cryptic during the weiner in the popcorn bucket fiasco. Weedo and CK44 sat a few rows in front. Spooky and Scruffy were there. I cant remember who else i called out but everyone had a role. Psyral was in love with Krunk the projector lady who looked like the bus driver from south park. He loved her and nobody really understood why. At one point she stopped the movie, stuck her head out the window, screamed, and Psyrals heart sank while everyone else just got turned off from her even more. When OMD shot the magical load and it flew over 3 seats, hit someone causing a chain reaction of things that left the whole theater in chaos. Except for Psyral and ScottieD. Thats how they decided they were going to make their millions from the idiots that day at the theater, and thus Faygoluvers was created. Psyral gets the forum side, ScottieD had the main site till he just became sick of all of it and just wants to be the pretty face that accepts the glory of being head juggalo in charge. Even tho hes not really in charge.
You may be emailing Psyral and ScottieD, but my guess is Krunk is in charge 85% of the time. Unless she really messes something up and Psyral needs to decipher and get us back to running.
Scottied said
why cant we ban smack?
PsyralazPhuk said
We cant ban Smack because, he could just change dos programs to windows 7 then back boot it thru a linux server changing the urethra into a vulva, F1=F2, more black box with green font, f11 is the shortcut for full screen, a few 7 syllable words, meme.
Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :
the_patriot_smackYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
10:07 pm
March 30, 2018
10:09 pm
September 18, 2012
11:12 pm
Members
August 6, 2013
11:12 pm
March 30, 2018
the older you get the faster time goes by
it's November 20th and I feel like Halloween was yesterday
Christmas is coming at the speed of light and I still can't find that Alex Trebek chase funko pop
my moms loves Alex Trebek and Jeopardy and want to get her the chase figure when he had his mustache and I hate buying online.
I found the Pat Sajak and Vannah White chase but I need the damn mustache Alex before December 25th 5
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
11:13 pm
March 30, 2018
11:20 pm
March 30, 2013
"When OMD shot the magical load and it flew over 3 seats, hit someone causing a chain reaction of things that left the whole theater in chaos."
Dude, this only happened once in reality. I was banging my wife, maybe 8 years back. Time flies by, as y'all discussed. But anyway, we were particularly going at it hard, just missionary. When I pulled out, my semen shot from my cock around her pelvic area, WELL OVER her head!! Like it motherfucking LAUNCHED! It launched over her goddamned head! Maybe some of yalls are capable of that on the daily, but for me, that was a memorable feat. She immediately asked me "what the hell were you thinking about?!?!" Hahahahaha
That was a particularly sexual year. My wife and I had some fun. Easily the biggest Cum Cape Canaveral launch of my life.
Whoop Whoop Old Mr Dangerous :
the_patriot_smack11:50 pm
September 18, 2012
Old Mr Dangerous said
"When OMD shot the magical load and it flew over 3 seats, hit someone causing a chain reaction of things that left the whole theater in chaos."Dude, this only happened once in reality. I was banging my wife, maybe 8 years back. Time flies by, as y'all discussed. But anyway, we were particularly going at it hard, just missionary. When I pulled out, my semen shot from my cock around her pelvic area, WELL OVER her head!! Like it motherfucking LAUNCHED! It launched over her goddamned head! Maybe some of yalls are capable of that on the daily, but for me, that was a memorable feat. She immediately asked me "what the hell were you thinking about?!?!" Hahahahaha
That was a particularly sexual year. My wife and I had some fun. Easily the biggest Cum Cape Canaveral launch of my life.
Dude, I want to hear more about the chaos that ensued than the actual sex.
12:08 am
March 30, 2013
12:15 am
September 18, 2012
Old Mr Dangerous said
I dont remember the aftermath.
LOL. That literally made me laugh out loud. That's fucking great. So you know your unique drop of jizz caused chaos but the sex was so good that you don't even remember the chaos. Congrats, man. I'm happy for you. Or at the very least humored by that.
Whoop Whoop King Lucem Ferre :
Old Mr Dangerous10:44 am
July 15, 2011
SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
Yeah technology is weird...I made a post under the main page news and someone changed it to "eshams dope hoe"...
My original post was...
Look at dis fool str8 kkklownin wit da caps lock
Fuck faygoluvers 4real
@spookythefungi first off, I just want to let you know that I am still involved with Faygoluvers on the daily. Did I start a new business (unrelated to FLH or the industry in general)? Yes. Has it taken up a ton of my time? Absolutely. But I still spend a ridiculous amount of time on FLH making sure things continue to flow.
That being said, I did speak with Chad, and he said he attempted to reply to your post, saw that he fucked up and actually modified yours, and then deleted it altogether. I wasn't there, but I do see the deleted post of "Esham's dope hoe" in our comments trash.
Chad is a good dude, and whether you believe him or not, it prompted me to research and instate something. There's a plugin that allows users to modify their comments for a set amount of time after it is made. It also includes a logging function that shows EVERY edit/deletion of all of our comments. Hopefully if there is any question in the future, we will be able to get to the bottom of it.
Finally, @donald_trump , you should tread lightly my friend. I know you're back, and I've let that skate, but just remember what got you ousted last time.
1:31 pm
March 30, 2013
King Lucem Ferre said
LOL. That literally made me laugh out loud. That's fucking great. So you know your unique drop of jizz caused chaos but the sex was so good that you don't even remember the chaos. Congrats, man. I'm happy for you. Or at the very least humored by that.
It actually reminded me of the Kid Rock verse in "Is That You?" about busting nuts like a Super Soaker. I've never been able to replicate that experience.
2:31 pm
Moderators
February 15, 2014
ScottieD said
...I did speak with Chad, and he said he attempted to reply to your post, saw that he fucked up and actually modified yours, and then deleted it altogether. ...
Thanks @scottied . I'm glad you were able to get the the bottom of this for @spookythefungi . I had exhausted my avenues of investigations into it.
And the logging plugin will help in the future to investigate similar occurrences.
6:11 pm
December 3, 2012
Is it possible to create an identical username? Maybe somebody posing as spooky? Shit is odd isnt it? Why would Psyral or anyone else bother typing esham is dope hoe on another users name? Doesnt make any sense. I can see maybe posing as someone and saying dumb shit like " I like to punt babies" or " I love juicy dicks"...
Doesnt make any sense to log in as someone else and post a compliment to an artist. Complete randomness.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
8:56 pm
Members
August 6, 2013
Slumerican502 said
Is it possible to create an identical username? Maybe somebody posing as spooky? Shit is odd isnt it? Why would Psyral or anyone else bother typing esham is dope hoe on another users name? Doesnt make any sense. I can see maybe posing as someone and saying dumb shit like " I like to punt babies" or " I love juicy dicks"...Doesnt make any sense to log in as someone else and post a compliment to an artist. Complete randomness.
Scottie said:.
That being said, I did speak with Chad, and he said he attempted to reply to your post, saw that he fucked up and actually modified yours, and then deleted it altogether. I wasn’t there, but I do see the deleted post of “Esham’s dope hoe” in our comments trash.
9:58 pm
March 30, 2018
still think spooky fungus overreacted
one of his posts were modified by accident and he acted like the whole site was out to get him
it's not like 90% of his posts were just deleted for no reason whatsoever
and as for Scottie yes I know what got me banned last time and as long as s -word is gonzo there should not be a problem, if she comes back and you see my post count start to dwindle again then maybe it's time to un-mod her.
and the fact that I say some of the more controversial shit on here and DO NOT WANT IT BEING DELETED means I support the first amendment and so should you.
imagine I ever enter Canadian Politics and someone from the media reads what I wrote on here.
I would be fucked and that would make my haters happy so please for the love of Jesus Christ just don't censor me and all will be peachy
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
Most Users Ever Online: 591
Currently Online:
81 Guest(s)
Currently Browsing this Page:
1 Guest(s)
Top Posters:
The Warlock: 11663
King Lucem Ferre: 9098
Old Mr Dangerous: 8974
krunk: 8060
OCJ_Brendan: 6148
Member Stats:
Guest Posters: 755
Members: 3743
Moderators: 6
Admins: 2
Forum Stats:
Groups: 5
Forums: 28
Topics: 12299
Posts: 245363
Newest Members:
MichaelDes, THC Edibles, DeweySew, JosephPrope, LarrylakModerators: GanjaGoblin: 2873, Psyral: 4297, bozodklown: 394, scruffy: 11447, PunkRockJuggalo: 6559, Pigg: 6492
Administrators: admin: 1, ScottieD: 845