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5:35 pm
November 30, 2012
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I need to stop drinking so much, it's fuckin' up my thinkin'. The drugs can't possibly be helping either, but anyways.....
I just had this dream where I was in Jamaica watching Predators Vs. Jamaicans. Shit was pretty intense, and I must say, I'm a little disappointed that I didn't get to see who won before I woke up. This dream got me thinkin', you know, about how alike Predators and Jamaicans really kinda are and shit. It's pretty evenly matched. Think about it:
- They both smell bad.
- They both have dreadlocks.
- They both scare the shit out of people when they walk down the street.
- They both come from places you'd rather not visit alone at night.
- They both have large arsenals of weapons and they know how to use them, even the babies.
- They both have self destruct bomb things on their wrists that they can detonate when it's obvious all is lost.
- They both have successfully fought Aliens.
Just to name a few. Wow, what a great dream that was. I would love to know who won, but I know that the answer to that question may be forever unanswered in my psyche. I would like to think that the Predators won, say what you will about them, they never tried to sell me a cheap ashtray and refused to take no for an answer.
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September 17, 2012
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August 27, 2012
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This literally made me laugh my ass off...classic Joyce...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:07 am
September 17, 2012
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Pat's racist because he didn't include Haitians
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12:16 am
September 17, 2012
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I can explain exactly where the dream came from. Patjoyce was watching Pat Stay from Halifax make a fool out of Arsonal in a rap battle. The rest is self explanatory
"My bitch goes to the beauty salon and asks for a pedicure
Arsonal goes to the beauty salon and asks for the predator" !
- Pat Stay....Sucka free, BOSS!
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12:21 am
August 27, 2012
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Cabal said
Pat's racist because he didn't include Haitians
I was going to add this but didn't thank you...also the lack of hating on Trinidad and Barbados were further clues as to his true racist identity...
To be fair I can't tell Jamaicans and Haitians apart...I usually use the Harvard tested "Wyclef test" know about it...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:50 am
September 17, 2012
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It's easy in Canada to tell. Toronto is home to a large amount of Jamaicans, and Montreal is home to a large number of Haitians. Makes sense...Jamaica's language is very close to English and Haitians speak French.
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1:02 am
August 27, 2012
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In Washington DC we have large communities of both...hence my issue...I wouldn't cross either...but definatley worse to cross the Haitians...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
1:25 am
September 17, 2012
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They are strong people for sure. I wouldn't fuck with a hardened Russian either. People are the same inside no matter of skin, language or whatever. Living conditions are another topic.
I'd agree Haiti has it worse in that case than Jamaica
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1:55 pm
November 30, 2012
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I didn't mention Haitians because I was describing the dream I had as it was, I only wish I could do justice to the scenes that were going on in my head. Was the best dream I had in awhile. Trust me, the Jamaicans were holdin' it down!!!
3:19 pm
March 30, 2013
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I have weird dreams too. Anyone have recurring dreams throughout the years? Here's some of mine:
- A real-life sequel to Beetlejuice where he is evil as fuck
- Killing zombies and/or vampires
- Mutated fish in odd bodies of water
- Tsunamis (quite common, I hear, but nonetheless INTENSE beyond description)
- Snow in summer
- Future cities that are so dense and high up that it's hard to explain. The visuals are astounding
- Teeth rotting out (almost every country's citizens have this as the most common recurring dream)
Those are just the RECURRING ones that I remember. I've got some long, drawn out nightmare scenarios that are one-offs.
No Predator or Jamaican dreams yet, but the future is looking bright!
9:07 pm
December 19, 2013
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I had a dream violentdope patjoyce ocjbrenan and luceme was all sucking my cock at the same time man!
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
4:38 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I've been having strange dreams lately. And I've always been waking up at 3am I don't know if this means anything but I'm just spooked with it being witching hour. o.O
9:34 pm
November 30, 2012
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That would freak me out too, it probably doesn't mean anything though. It's just your body's clock waking you up at the same time every night. I've known people who can msake themselves up at 7:00 in the morning, everyday, without fail. It's freaky shit dude.
9:37 pm
May 29, 2013
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patjoyce said
That would freak me out too, it probably doesn't mean anything though. It's just your body's clock waking you up at the same time every night. I've known people who can msake themselves up at 7:00 in the morning, everyday, without fail. It's freaky shit dude.
I've been working on that, except my preferred time is 9. Unless work or PT needs me up sooner.
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9:55 pm
March 30, 2013
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patjoyce said
That would freak me out too, it probably doesn't mean anything though. It's just your body's clock waking you up at the same time every night. I've known people who can msake themselves up at 7:00 in the morning, everyday, without fail. It's freaky shit dude.
For many years, starting in my teens, I would suddenly automatically glance at any clock around at exactly 11:34, am or pm. That's "hell" upsidedown, of course. I still do it on occasion, but for a long time it happened daily. The same began to happen with 4:20, for obvious reasons. I'd like to know the science behind this, as I'm not believing it has any religious implications.
10:15 pm
August 27, 2012
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randy gall said
I had a dream violentdope patjoyce ocjbrenan and luceme was all sucking my cock at the same time man!
OCJBrenan is a HOE....
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
5:39 am
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May 22, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
patjoyce said
That would freak me out too, it probably doesn't mean anything though. It's just your body's clock waking you up at the same time every night. I've known people who can msake themselves up at 7:00 in the morning, everyday, without fail. It's freaky shit dude.For many years, starting in my teens, I would suddenly automatically glance at any clock around at exactly 11:34, am or pm. That's "hell" upsidedown, of course. I still do it on occasion, but for a long time it happened daily. The same began to happen with 4:20, for obvious reasons. I'd like to know the science behind this, as I'm not believing it has any religious implications.
for me, often twice a day, it is 12:34. which, of course, means nothing at all upside down. hezi?
if youre in the mountain time zone, omd, then weve been catching the clock at the same moment for, as you say, many years. seems like youre eastern, if i recall.
ive noted that i catch 4:21 far more often than 4:20.
the science, in a nutshell, is that you see pretty much any/every number all the time, but your brain tends to catch the numbers that youve already decided, consciously or not, to take note of.
i have a friend who is basicly afraid of the number 110. he will never fail to spot it. and if you stand next to him and say, 'one ten' a few times, he will absolutely fight you over it.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:08 am
May 29, 2013
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The 110 thing sounds absolutely fucking hilarious scruffy
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11:10 am
November 30, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
patjoyce said
That would freak me out too, it probably doesn't mean anything though. It's just your body's clock waking you up at the same time every night. I've known people who can msake themselves up at 7:00 in the morning, everyday, without fail. It's freaky shit dude.For many years, starting in my teens, I would suddenly automatically glance at any clock around at exactly 11:34, am or pm. That's "hell" upsidedown, of course. I still do it on occasion, but for a long time it happened daily. The same began to happen with 4:20, for obvious reasons. I'd like to know the science behind this, as I'm not believing it has any religious implications.
I had absolutely no idea 11:34 was hell upside down, that's gonna fuck me up now dude. I also doubt it has any religious implications, but it would still freak me out if I woke up at that time all the time. How could it not? You're cursed dude, just like that bitch in Paranormal Activity. Micah? Micah!!!! Micah!!!!
I also like that afraid of 1:10 shit, and the fact that he'll fight you over it, that's fucked up.
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