Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Fuck beer! I'm slamin down whiskey ONLY from here on out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not cause I'm tryna be butch, whiskey is just low carb, beer is literally liquid bread.  

I've thought about it for the same reasons. Plus you get drunk faster and it's cheaper.

Also useful.

I can drink a full 8 beers without taking a piss and one of my best buddies has to piss after each beer that's why he drinks scotch he can take like 3 or 4 shots before taking a piss.

Old Mr Dangerous said
I have tried unsuccessfully to swap out beer ("liquid bread", indeed, Iris) for liquor or wine. I have yet to succeed. The buzz is different. I dont care how many studies are done; the buzz from liquor to wine to beer are different in ways. I dont get why but it's true. 

Not giving up. Going to try some liquors this weekend. Would be great to help this belly fat deplete. 

Something about beer tho...  

Probably because the strength. You're getting a buzz at a higher rate than you would depending on what you drink. Like if you're taking shots of whiskey the buzz is going to hit you stronger than if you're sipping wine. And the taste and how it settles in your stomach. I know Redds gives me a bad buzz because the sugar gives me headaches.

I miss liquor greatly, I can't smuggle a 40 or a 6 pack of beer into work like I can a flask of whatever. Can bring in a bottle of Mad Dog fairly easily but that's still excessive effort and a single bottle of hobo wine barely gets me buzzed. As I think I previously mentioned though I'm in the good ol' communistwealth of Virginia where we have like one shitty state run liquor store per town and some old bitch ran her caddy through the store and the shit is still closed for repairs a month and a half later.

As such I am once again drunk off good ol' Steel Reserve and feel the need to inform strangers on the internet. I am malt liquor. I am also a crow. Caw.

the_patriot_smack said
I just had some Texas toast for the very first time it's basically  garlic bread  

It's a common thing down here. It is indeed garlic bread, sometimes just a cheesy toast without the garlic. 

the_patriot_smack said
I just had some Texas toast for the very first time it's basically  garlic bread  

Wtf how

Does Canada not have a Texas or something?

Mostly, still dealing with a ton of staleness.

In a single day last week I had my phone, Audio interface, 3.5mm jack on my computer, and my computer mouse die in me 

Audio interface and phone I sent in since they were still under warranty. Phone came back already, audio interface is coming Monday.

I tried to get an audio card for my computer but amazon fucked that up so I just bought some USB speakers that are supposed to be here also Monday 

My mouse though. Jesus fucking christ. I ordered that and a new keypad for my computer and amazon fucked it up royally. I ordered them on the 10th they never showed up. They sent me replacements. Those didn't get sent out until yesterday and they're not supposed to be here for another week.

Fucking cancelled my Prime account and gonna delete amazon entirely after my shit gets here. Fuck them.

Restoring floors & realizing there's not enough lithium in the world:

https://twitter.com/drefanzor/status/1308055780747141122?s=20

watching all the peaceful protests in Louisville

buildings on fire

police getting shot

stores getting looted

fucking idiots all these BLM/Antifa soyflakes

come to my hood, see what happens

we got the real Magas here

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