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September 12, 2020
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the_almighty_smack
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coors has to be the biggest pussy beer of all beers, I dont care if the can tells you if it’s cold or not I rather drink warm beer than coors and coors light is even worst and don’t get me started on that coors citrus one.

if I want to drink more high end beers I choose heineken or becks and if I go to a real pub I always get pint’s of newcastle I can’t stand guiness 

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September 13, 2020
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Fuck beer! I’m slamin down whiskey ONLY from here on out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not cause I’m tryna be butch, whiskey is just low carb, beer is literally liquid bread.

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September 13, 2020
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Corn whiskey. Pure fucking ethanol. Good stuff takes your breath away and cures that virus thingy. 

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September 13, 2020
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Fuck beer! I’m slamin down whiskey ONLY from here on out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not cause I’m tryna be butch, whiskey is just low carb, beer is literally liquid bread.  

I’ve thought about it for the same reasons. Plus you get drunk faster and it’s cheaper.

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September 13, 2020
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And you can get drunk without having to piss 20 times every 10 minutes. 

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September 13, 2020
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Also useful.

September 13, 2020
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If you remember peeing every 20 minutes you aren’t drinking enough.

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

September 13, 2020
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I can drink a full 8 beers without taking a piss and one of my best buddies has to piss after each beer that’s why he drinks scotch he can take like 3 or 4 shots before taking a piss.

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September 14, 2020
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I have tried unsuccessfully to swap out beer (“liquid bread”, indeed, Iris) for liquor or wine. I have yet to succeed. The buzz is different. I dont care how many studies are done; the buzz from liquor to wine to beer are different in ways. I dont get why but it’s true. 

Not giving up. Going to try some liquors this weekend. Would be great to help this belly fat deplete. 

Something about beer tho…

September 14, 2020
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Old Mr Dangerous said
I have tried unsuccessfully to swap out beer (“liquid bread”, indeed, Iris) for liquor or wine. I have yet to succeed. The buzz is different. I dont care how many studies are done; the buzz from liquor to wine to beer are different in ways. I dont get why but it’s true. 

Not giving up. Going to try some liquors this weekend. Would be great to help this belly fat deplete. 

Something about beer tho…  

Probably because the strength. You’re getting a buzz at a higher rate than you would depending on what you drink. Like if you’re taking shots of whiskey the buzz is going to hit you stronger than if you’re sipping wine. And the taste and how it settles in your stomach. I know Redds gives me a bad buzz because the sugar gives me headaches.

September 14, 2020
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King Lucem Ferre said

Probably because the strength. You’re getting a buzz at a higher rate than you would depending on what you drink. Like if you’re taking shots of whiskey the buzz is going to hit you stronger than if you’re sipping wine. And the taste and how it settles in your stomach. I know Redds gives me a bad buzz because the sugar gives me headaches.  

Cant do the sugary stuff much. I’m very concerned about my teeth these days. And that awful heartburn that those things can supply. 

I’ve given in to the sugar free seltzers though. Some are awesome. I like Crooked Marker.

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Instead of being dry and sugary, they’re refreshing and fizzy without the sugar rot layer. Henry’s Hard Soda are good too. 

September 17, 2020
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I miss liquor greatly, I can’t smuggle a 40 or a 6 pack of beer into work like I can a flask of whatever. Can bring in a bottle of Mad Dog fairly easily but that’s still excessive effort and a single bottle of hobo wine barely gets me buzzed. As I think I previously mentioned though I’m in the good ol’ communistwealth of Virginia where we have like one shitty state run liquor store per town and some old bitch ran her caddy through the store and the shit is still closed for repairs a month and a half later.

As such I am once again drunk off good ol’ Steel Reserve and feel the need to inform strangers on the internet. I am malt liquor. I am also a crow. Caw.

September 17, 2020
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I just had some Texas toast for the very first time it’s basically  garlic bread

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September 17, 2020
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the_patriot_smack said
I just had some Texas toast for the very first time it’s basically  garlic bread  

It’s a common thing down here. It is indeed garlic bread, sometimes just a cheesy toast without the garlic. 

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September 17, 2020
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it was pretty good used them to make a roast porc sandwich

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September 17, 2020
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the_patriot_smack said
I just had some Texas toast for the very first time it’s basically  garlic bread  

Wtf how

Does Canada not have a Texas or something?

September 18, 2020
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Krowbarr said

Wtf how
Does Canada not have a Texas or something?  

smile

we have a Quebec that is over twice the size of Texas so yeah the Texas toast looked smaller than toast but it had Parmesan and garlic on it I liked it .

now imagine making French Toast with Texas toast??

same shit but dipped in egg with cinnamon and then fried and  coated in powdered sugar and  maple syrup??

still less sugar than a bottle of cotton candy faygo

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September 19, 2020
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Mostly, still dealing with a ton of staleness.

 

In a single day last week I had my phone, Audio interface, 3.5mm jack on my computer, and my computer mouse die in me 

 

Audio interface and phone I sent in since they were still under warranty. Phone came back already, audio interface is coming Monday.

I tried to get an audio card for my computer but amazon fucked that up so I just bought some USB speakers that are supposed to be here also Monday 

My mouse though. Jesus fucking christ. I ordered that and a new keypad for my computer and amazon fucked it up royally. I ordered them on the 10th they never showed up. They sent me replacements. Those didn’t get sent out until yesterday and they’re not supposed to be here for another week.

 

Fucking cancelled my Prime account and gonna delete amazon entirely after my shit gets here. Fuck them.

September 19, 2020
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Lmao I’ve had a similar experience a couple weeks back. First the kids dropped my youngest school chrome book in the fuckin turtle tank and we had to get a shitty laptop from a pawn shop. A day or two later one of them knocked the PlayStation off the ent center and jacked the HDMI port. Now it has to sit just right or you won’t get a signal. Then last week the charge port finally went out on my android and I had to get a new phone(fuck planned obsolescence). One thing after a Fucking nother.

On a side note mail is pretty jacked up right now. It took like two months to get two shirts my ol lady ordered from yelawolfs web store. They ended up giving us our money back and we got to keep the shirts which was cool I guess. We also ordered a bunch of masks a while back that took a month to arrive. Everything sucks right now XD

September 21, 2020
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