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December 2, 2018
1:03 pm
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Still haven’t seen super troopers 2 if it’s on Netflix I’ll watch it tonight if not pirate it tonight haha day off tomorrow bbq day currently waiting on the bus to take me downtown 2-9 easy chill shift today.

Addendum: at the Wal-Mart buying uniform clothes bc didn’t wanna do laundry last night haha

December 2, 2018
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I was just eating a ton of food, I have a tradition of getting together all different kinds of food from different cultures and eating them alone, turning a globe, and meditating. It helps me feel more connected to other cultures, so I can be a more well rounded person. every culture has their own distinct flavor.

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December 2, 2018
11:40 pm
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Mysteryamalous said
I was just eating a ton of food, I have a tradition of getting together all different kinds of food from different cultures and eating them alone, turning a globe, and meditating. It helps me feel more connected to other cultures, so I can be a more well rounded person. every culture has their own distinct flavor.  

i’m totally stealing this idea lol

December 2, 2018
11:44 pm
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Grabbed 2 beers after work. Took some blueberry space cake dabs. Watchin trailer park boys, drinkin a nice fresh double ipa, talkin on the phone to a sexy girl who loves me. With juggalo family that will be there in a second if needed. Damn life is good. #fuckthebullshit. Whoop whoop fam.

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December 4, 2018
1:58 pm
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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Been watching a bunch of prison videos, cause I’m fucking paranoid

Came across this and it pissed me off cause he calls us a gang

 

So yeah, getting over that.

and yes, I’m aware of how literally fucked I’d be if I was in prison (at least if I was already taking estrogen) 

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

December 4, 2018
3:21 pm
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I’m researching a few camping upgrades to hopefully make my next GOTJ even doper.

cool

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December 5, 2018
11:25 am
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krunkazphuk said
I’m researching a few camping upgrades to hopefully make my next GOTJ even doper.

cool  

Bring a gas powered generator, fill it up fully, grab a big monitor, and a nintendo switch, play some smash brothers

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December 5, 2018
12:08 pm
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Or… strategically shop at DICK’S to improve my shady, primitive hardcore oasis.

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December 5, 2018
12:27 pm
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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krunkazphuk said
Or… strategically shop at DICK’S to improve my shady, primitive hardcore oasis.  

What if I have the smash brothers, you’d be down to play <3

t=163s

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December 5, 2018
1:10 pm
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said

krunkazphuk said
Or… strategically shop at DICK’S to improve my shady, primitive hardcore oasis.  

What if I have the smash brothers, you’d be down to play <3

t=163s  

I will gather the FUCK out of anything u bring to the table, Iris (AND laugh my ass off at your reaction to the perpetual GOTJ fireworks sulfur rain landing on your gaming console…)  

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December 5, 2018
1:17 pm
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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krunkazphuk said

I will gather the FUCK out of anything u bring to the table, Iris (AND laugh my ass off at your reaction to the perpetual GOTJ fireworks sulfur rain landing on your gaming console…)    

lmao, I can always just pocket it if I think sulfur’s gonna land on it. And its easy to hide the doc (the thing you put it on that has the HDMI chord) somewhere where nothing can fall on it.

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December 5, 2018
10:00 pm
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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Just wanted to show this off. 

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feels pretty good.

 

Edit: ah man, he was here 2 days ago, fuck, he’s damn good, that woulda been cool.

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January 8, 2019
7:42 am
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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I think, I think I found a new hobby.

I don’t know if leaving those comments is considered trolling, I’m not really trying to hurt anyone so I guess its not? 

Also I didn’t come up with the Shaggy 2020 thing Ouija said it once as a joke and now I quote it.

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January 8, 2019
9:01 am
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What an I doing? Getting done with being sick for like a week straight. Losing a lot of money from missing work, but hey, life goes on. Got drunk last two nights to celebrate being not sick (ironic, eh?). 

Drove my mom to Aurora yesterday for her 6 month cancer checkup. Shes been free of the evil for years now, but since she doesnt tslke the chemo pills to prevent it from returning, she has to get a 6 month checkup. I give her THC and CBD edibles or tinctures every night, that is a wonderous preemptive protector from cancer wielding its diabolical head. From what I’ve learned, THC (specifically indica dominant stuff like Rick Simpson Oil {RSO – research it sometime} is the preventer and fighter of cancer cells, and CBD is more of a way to treat the symptoms if you do get cancer. The nausea, pain, weight loss and all can be remedied using both THC and CBD (and many of the other less-known cannabinoids and terpenes, but that’s a chat for another day). So to any of yall “weed-haters” out there, I once again say FUCK YOU. Go suck Jeff Session’s dick some more. Wonder where he is now….?

Anyway… day off and I get to spend it with my girls! They go back to school tomorrow from winter break. Gonna be a great day.. mopped the whole house yesterday so I’m gonna chill…. maybe we will write some stories or play some Mario Galaxy. 

Have a good day, everyone. Except you weed-haters. Yall need to do some research. And not just Googling anti-weed propaganda to suit your own biases (I can debunk them all anyway), but actual testimonials and real books. 

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January 9, 2019
3:23 am
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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I just made my own take on some prison style food (not the trays, the stuff that you cobble together from commissary). It was this.

It tasted good, but like, omfg it upset my stomach, but I still wanna finish it because it took me so long to make. Ughhhhhhh

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January 9, 2019
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Perhaps try youtubing prison shanks or shivs. Possibly hooch. Personally i think that will come in more handy than prison foods. 

Talk to @masterweedo about ‘keistering’ it. He may know the ins and outs (haha thats funny!)

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 9, 2019
9:13 am
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I’ve developed “coital cephalgia” out of nowhere. It began as I had sex with my wife last week. The worst head pain I’ve ever had. A week later I tried to bust a nut on my own and the pain returned, increasing as I got closer to climax. I couldnt due to the pain in my head. I had a searing, jackhammer headache for like 2 hours before I passed out and woke up with the pain still there. I still have it but wayyyy less. I am terrified to ejaculate lol.

Once I go to work (first day back in like a week) I’ll get my schedule and plan a doctors visit. No health coverage God damn I love this America.

I’m fine with never busting a nut for the rest of my life, if it means never having that pain again.

Ever get an ice cream headache…? Maybe you sipped your slushie too fast and got a four minute owwy? Imagine a regular sized snowman. You dont eat his bottom half… maybe the midsection sized part of him, all at once. Definitely bigger than the head…. so you are experiencing the “brain freeze” from that, while simultaneously there are three thug imps beating the top and back and sides of your skull like a gong. Multiply that by exactly 6x. Then you have the headache that I have had the pleasure of ensuring lately. The icing on the cake is that this increases the closer you get to ejaculation. And then you simply cannot, because the first time that you actually achieved it, you fell on the bathroom tiles in a pain fugue state while your wife called out to you. 

All you religious ninjas up in here, I say fuck off. There is no God, your life is a lie, and I’d ask you to choke on my dick but I dont want my skull to explode. 

January 9, 2019
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https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sex-headaches/symptoms-causes/syc-20377477

Definitely see a doctor. It could be serious. I also could just be isolated (some only experience it once in their life with the occurrences happening within about a 6 months span).

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January 9, 2019
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I’m trying to get Kuma‘s remix of Twiztid‘s “Karma” to stop playing in my head. Maybe this will help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc9c7n5q_gA

YouTube Video Alpa Chino’s Booty Sweat Energy Drink and Bust-A-Nut Energy Bars 

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January 9, 2019
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Psyral Infection said
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sex-headaches/symptoms-causes/syc-20377477

Definitely see a doctor. It could be serious. I also could just be isolated (some only experience it once in their life with the occurrences happening within about a 6 months span).  

Once I get my schedule I’ll make an appointment. Hoping blood isnt leaking into my brain.

krunkazphuk said
I’m trying to get Kuma‘s remix of Twiztid‘s “Karma” to stop playing in my head. Maybe this will help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc9c7n5q_gA

YouTube Video Alpa Chino’s Booty Sweat Energy Drink and Bust-A-Nut Energy Bars   

You’re so predictable. I knew that exposing my vulnerability publicly would bring out your bad side… well, you dont really have a good side. So yeah, predictable.

The funny thing is that you actually think that you are morally right in our beef. There is no one here, not a soul, that agrees with your wicked ways. You are alone in this world, and we all truly hate you. Is hate too strong a word? Nah. Not strong enough. 

To address this further, there is no karmic retribution here. I have always been a great person. 

Your mother is awesome as hell. Cant wait to split some of her welfare checks and get some weed. 

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