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January 9, 2019
4:01 pm
SPOOKYtheFUNGI
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Old Mr Dangerous said
I’ve developed “coital cephalgia” out of nowhere. It began as I had sex with my wife last week. The worst head pain I’ve ever had. A week later I tried to bust a nut on my own and the pain returned, increasing as I got closer to climax. I couldnt due to the pain in my head. I had a searing, jackhammer headache for like 2 hours before I passed out and woke up with the pain still there. I still have it but wayyyy less. I am terrified to ejaculate lol.

Once I go to work (first day back in like a week) I’ll get my schedule and plan a doctors visit. No health coverage God damn I love this America.

I’m fine with never busting a nut for the rest of my life, if it means never having that pain again.

Ever get an ice cream headache…? Maybe you sipped your slushie too fast and got a four minute owwy? Imagine a regular sized snowman. You dont eat his bottom half… maybe the midsection sized part of him, all at once. Definitely bigger than the head…. so you are experiencing the “brain freeze” from that, while simultaneously there are three thug imps beating the top and back and sides of your skull like a gong. Multiply that by exactly 6x. Then you have the headache that I have had the pleasure of ensuring lately. The icing on the cake is that this increases the closer you get to ejaculation. And then you simply cannot, because the first time that you actually achieved it, you fell on the bathroom tiles in a pain fugue state while your wife called out to you. 

All you religious ninjas up in here, I say fuck off. There is no God, your life is a lie, and I’d ask you to choke on my dick but I dont want my skull to explode.   

Damn I never heard of such a thing,  I hope it’s something you can combat over time,  keep ya head up brother.

Or in this case keep it down….idk.

Either way good luck ninja. #GetOverTheHump

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January 9, 2019
5:28 pm
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Back on the boards 😁. Have I missed much? 

Currently watching the best start to a war films ever… Saving private Ryan 

January 9, 2019
5:45 pm
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Watching a Katherine Ryan special on Netflix. 

January 9, 2019
10:00 pm
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said

Damn I never heard of such a thing,  I hope it’s something you can combat over time,  keep ya head up brother.

Or in this case keep it down….idk.

Either way good luck ninja. #GetOverTheHump  

Yeah, I’d 100% never heard of it, either.

Here is some sort of good news. Everyone in this little area has been sick lately. Some, like my oldest daughter, had vomiting even. Lots of different yet similar ailments. I talked to my coworker who is a younger female today, she ALSO had the insane skull cracking headache at random times. I didnt think to ask her if it was around any coitus lol but also.. a regular came in, also female, and had the same headache. Also my guy coworker friend thought he was better but is coming back down with his tonight

 So maybe it’s just a symptom of the illness? I still find it strange that mine only happened at or near orgasm. So it is definitely the sexual migraine thing, but hopefully it is episodic and not forever. But I dont care; I’m not even going to ATTEMPT anything that would bring me close to orgasm. I’d rather die than feel that pain again.

Either way, the dull pain is still there, but mercifully much lower than it can be. 

Take care of your brains and genitalia, peeps. Appreciate them. They can go at any second. My dad had his testicles removed and my mom her breasts due to cancer. Wife had to have hers removed for health reasons as well. 

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January 10, 2019
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I’ve been using gbwhatsapp for apk on gbapk.info. This is best app and I love this app.

January 11, 2019
8:59 pm
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Enjoying some middle shelf 100 proof whiskey and enjoying the fact I’m actually sticking to my diet and workout. Fuck sugar. 

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January 16, 2019
3:54 am
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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I was talking bout changing last names with my boyfriend, and for a long time I was planning on changing my middle name to Elizabeth and my last name to Path. Making it Iris Elizabeth Path, but then I realized something, the initials for that are IEP. So I thought, instead of Elizabeth, I could go Celica, and become I.C.P. XD. I put a poll of it on my ig story, curious for the response lmao. 

Oh also, when I first got here I said I was looking for a way to subtly have juggalo face paint style makeup. And I heccin found it. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsqR52rBbIF/

I have a shade on my theater makeup that’s really bright, but still looks like it could be someone’s skin, I probably won’t wear it a lot because it doesn’t stay on very well. But I might look for a different one, like, idk, a foundation for albinos lmao.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

January 16, 2019
1:48 pm
David_Black
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Killing time. It’s all I ever really do. 

Sleep. 
Bullshit I don’t want to deal with, but have to. 
Killing time between bullshit. 
This is my current life.

January 16, 2019
3:13 pm
kukluxklown
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WOW

THERE ARE SOME

VERY VERY

LOST

&

CONFUSED

PERSONS HERE..

January 16, 2019
3:14 pm
the_festive_smack
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right now I am making fun of gillette as hard as I possibly can 

gillette the best a cisgender soyboy can get :))

have any of you seen this commercial??

the comments are amazing I personally always use schick razor’s anyway

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January 16, 2019
4:21 pm
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Donald_Trump said
Trolling and being a fucktard

Smh…

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 16, 2019
4:30 pm
the_festive_smack
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drunkalo you agree with the commercial??

do you think as men we should be women??

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January 16, 2019
4:41 pm
Drunkalo
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Coming from the kid that sits behind the keyboard and nobody knows who you are but ‘a select few’. Ive outed myself to more than 20 people at the last gathering. Where were you? Woman? 

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 16, 2019
4:46 pm
the_festive_smack
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lol

who am I???

probably the most infamous juggalo to ever grace these forums and 90% of the forum know’s exactly who I am

and by outed yourself you mean that you are gay?? cause if you are it would explain why you agree with the commercial 

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January 16, 2019
4:50 pm
krunkazphuk
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Donald_Trump said
right now I am making fun of gillette as hard as I possibly can 

gillette the best a cisgender soyboy can get :))

have any of you seen this commercial??

the comments are amazing I personally always use schick razor’s anyway  

Gillette totally should have used this Ana Kasparian remix instead:

YouTube Video Ana’s Fucking Better Than You 

krunk.gif

January 16, 2019
4:57 pm
the_festive_smack
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lol

I hate that bitch I never knew her name but she was in the best documentary I ever seen Death of a Nation and was made out to look ridiculous 

she really hates the right and I love to laugh people that hate what is right

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January 16, 2019
5:17 pm
Drunkalo
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Should have went with this instead.

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 16, 2019
5:39 pm
the_festive_smack
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is this the book they are reading?

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http://tinypic.com/r/24mc9cp/9

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January 16, 2019
5:53 pm
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Gillette, Tackling social issues head on because sales. That’s all it is. They don’t actually give a shit, They want your money.
If you think it’s more than that, You’ve been brainwashed. 

If Bill Hicks was alive today, He’d probably kill himself. 

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January 16, 2019
6:38 pm
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Donald_Trump said
is this the book they are reading?
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I’m guessing it’s

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