Let us know how they turn out.

omg, its, its perfect

it took almost no effort

and like

it tastes like a real pizza, except with cheetos in it.

this is THE SHIT

omfg

yes

I did it!

I made the thing!!!!

Drinking P.B.R! whoo!! I'm on my 9th tall can right now haha wishing I had some cigarettes, but I'll just smoke a bong bowl and chill

bumping this...

Bill Hicks did NOT become Alex Jones.  Alex Jones is so fucking retarded and evil he could become president. 

I just left work because I'm full of rage.

Here's what happened so far:

Fridays at the dispensary are always busy. I'm the lead today, and I was doing budtending on one side with the new guy on the other. After about 8 customers I asked another coworker to jump in so j could handle some money deals in the back. I came out and went to the bathroom. When I returned, a black gentleman was complaining to the manager about something. I heard "offended me" etc so I'm like what the hell? I asked my one guy what was said or done, he claimed he didnt know. The new guy said it was something I had said. 

There was zero discussion of race that day, besides customers discussing the film "Get Out" in the back.  So that may have been a "trigger" lol.

The store manager took him aside and I walked in front of everyone to have a chat, but the man said he wasnt ready to talk with me yet. Keep in mind that I had just come out from taking a piss. Completely clueless. So I got angry and embarassed in front of a huge crew of regulars and travellers who all looked so uncomfortable. Finally I went to my car to blow it off.

The black man finally came out and we saw eachother so I got out and talked with him. He said "first off I'm a military veteran and I take care of your families and blah blah blah I'm a black man etc". I let him finish. Then I said, "you didnt hear me say anything. You just admitted this, that my coworker, the new guy, apologized to you for something I had said. . Also, I hate to be that guy, buy my oldest brother was a Lieutenant in the Guard, and he fought and DIED for our country. I also hate to be that guy, but one of my nieces and one of my nephews is black. I hate saying that old line but it goes with this - look me in my eyes and tell me if I am bullshitting you about saying anything offensive about you or the military." I had my finger on my eyeball and we held a gaze. He said that he didnt think so. 

I then said, with a respectful yet good-hearted smile "I'm sorry to have to do this, too, but I demand an apology." I offered my hand and he said "I'm not ready to do that yet". We chatted another 20 seconds and he and his pride turned and walked away. He got into his friend's vehicle and they left. Thankfully, two regulars who were leaving pulled up in their cars and thanked me for always being a good worker, and the other one chatted with me about similar things that had happened at his occupation. I went back in, yelled a bit through the lobby window and said I'm taking another 10 minute break to the manager.

I was not calmed down by ten minutes, so I came in, in front of a lot of people who were in line while the whole thing happened, went to the back, and told them that if I didnt leave I would hurt someone. I told her to write me up if she wanted, but she said she wouldn't. 

The black man that I talked with had mentioned that he heard nothing, but said The New Guy made as if to say that I was being racist while I went to the bathroom briefly. This is interesting because:

- this kid was just written up by us for chronic lateness last week. I told him to straighten up.

- this very morning, he said he had forgotten his MED badge (you HAVE to have it on to work in a dispensary.. if you dont, legal action and/or humongous fines). Being a bit justifiably angry by his constant ignorance, I had sternly told him to "GO GET IT!". I believe he was feeling embarassed or just mad because he couldnt slack off.

- I've known the kid for a few years. He is known to do some passive aggressive manipulation when he is either miffed, jealous, or just plain feeling devious. He is also frail and meek, not one to confront or use fisticuffs to display his angst.

So, I hope I'm not leaving anything too vital out. But the facts are:

1. I never said anything about race at all, let alone something offensive. 

2. This all happened during my absence.

3. I am losing money currently due to righteous anger and embarrassment. 

I didnt realize this all in my head until now, so I informed my manager through text of my theory (they're all on my side as far as I can tell... I'm the senior employee of the company and even outrank the manager). She hasn't gotten back but I told her I cant work with the kid unless he is willing to talk. Because I will get angry.

It was nice to have my regular customer friends stick up for me. But it's still infuriating 

Any thoughts? I had a similar situation happen years back at another job where I told a white girl-black dude couple "see you, guys!" And the white girl thought I said "see you, niggers (or niggas, who knows". 

Do I just need to speak clearer or are there a lot of troublemakers out there? 

P.S. - another black veteran was served before him, he is a regular who always complains that we dont give him his military discount on certain deals (I told him that "not even we get discounts on those" as in 'us employees'". Perhaps this is where the black guy claims that my coworker heard me say something like "them people". 

ALEX JONES IS A HERO

David_Black said
Bill Hicks did NOT become Alex Jones.  Alex Jones is so fucking retarded and evil he could become president.   

kukluxklown said

WHERE HAVE ALL THE REAL JUGGALOS GONE?  

We're busy making shivs out of empty Faygo bottles.

Old Mr Dangerous said
I just left work because I'm full of rage.

 

Here's what happened so far: SOME BULLSHIT! 

Seriously, The whole situation was fucked. There are always customers who love nothing more than to see how much extra they can get from literally any business they enter, then bitch if they don't get it. 

As for the worthless employee, because that's what the fuck he is. How do you get one of the best jobs in the country and not appreciate it?! I'd be there early every day picking up as much knowledge as I can on both the business and growing aspects. 

Primal side of me says sweep his legs out from under him and slam his face into something on the way down for being a shit. 
Logical side, Talk to your bosses and see about finding a replacement. Someone who actually gives a shit. 

SO YOU SNITCHED OUT YOUR CO-WORKERS BECAUSE THEY ARE OCCASIONALLY LATE?

HMMMM

VERY UN-JUGGALO

Old Mr Dangerous said

I am their BOSS you lowlife.

They are also ON CAMERA you lowlife.

Also, they SUCK you lowlife. Chronic late humans are WORTHLESS you lowlife. 

Illuminati 4 life! All hail the Butterfly!

You lowlife.  

Just ignore the dumb ass shit lol. Ive been skipping over posts I know are gonna be dumb the last few days and I'm having much more fun.