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January 18, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
okay so as it turns out the part that I really enjoyed was the crunchy outer layer, the rest was vomit inducing, so I’m putting it back in the oven to get an all around crunch.  

So a buddy of mine (very heavy drinker but a really great guy) decided to google some things one night. Now he had a problem of maxing out credit cards and receiving things in the mail that he had forgotten that he ordered. But this night was different… He was looking for recipes. He came into work one day with a bag of thick orangey vomit and said you have to try this. My reaction was ‘um, nope, what the fuck is that?’ He told me about his random googling and said he ran across a directorial to get spicy cheetos and put a drip of lemon in it and shake it up. Something went terribly wrong with the drip aparently. I never did try it. A short while later he went to the doctor and he has very high cholesterol, high blood pressure and im pretty sure hes going to have liver failure within the next few years. Be very careful with cheetos!

OMD, chill out man. I think you did the right thing in both situations. Keep dwelling on it and your gonna start getting migraines during intercourse…

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And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 18, 2019
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Listen, some of you may find this hard to believe, but I’ve NEVER been late to a job. Never. There have been situations where an emergency happened and I had to call ahead that I wouldn’t be able to make it (my daughter getting very sick, for instance). But I’ve never been late. The idea of being late shouldn’t even be an option. I dont get it. And it’s not just the younger ones. People older than me are frequently late, as well. No one appreciates shit in this planet.

Ah well. Thanks yall for the feedback, I do appreciate it. Happy fridayyyyyyy!!!  

How dare you have a positive work ethic! 
Being late sometimes happens, Traffic, Alarm didn’t go off, Something that seriously impacts your life has happened. But if that shit happens every day, go fuck yourself. 

Again, dream job, why would anyone ever be late? 

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January 18, 2019
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Drunkalo said

So a buddy of mine (very heavy drinker but a really great guy) decided to google some things one night. Now he had a problem of maxing out credit cards and receiving things in the mail that he had forgotten that he ordered. But this night was different… He was looking for recipes. He came into work one day with a bag of thick orangey vomit and said you have to try this. My reaction was ‘um, nope, what the fuck is that?’ He told me about his random googling and said he ran across a directorial to get spicy cheetos and put a drip of lemon in it and shake it up. Something went terribly wrong with the drip aparently. I never did try it. A short while later he went to the doctor and he has very high cholesterol, high blood pressure and im pretty sure hes going to have liver failure within the next few years. Be very careful with cheetos!

OMD, chill out man. I think you did the right thing in both situations. Keep dwelling on it and your gonna start getting migraines during intercourse…  

I’ve got a dr appointment for the head thing soon. Then hopefully an MRI.

I’m a dweller. I hate to admit it, but I am. I kinda wish things were like in the old west: someone is wrong, you can blow their head off. At least, that’s what I picture the old west to be… I saw a few westerns and cartoons…

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January 18, 2019
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David_Black said

How dare you have a positive work ethic! 
Being late sometimes happens, Traffic, Alarm didn’t go off, Something that seriously impacts your life has happened. But if that shit happens every day, go fuck yourself. 
Again, dream job, why would anyone ever be late?   

There is no answer to that question, homie. I will never understand it. Like I said, I’m a dweller. If I dwell on THAT particular riddle too long, I will surely go mad.

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January 18, 2019
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dream job lol

all these people claim to have dream jobs

but I am pretty sure 99.9% of all strait men dream about my job

althoe I had to leave mindgeek because porn these days is just disgusting it’s no longer banging your friends mother or your step mother now it’s full on banging your own mother or sister very creepy stuff

and most of the men in porn these days are gay and do both strait and gay scenes and the women are being forced to work with men who might have HIV

the beautiful August Ames was harrased so much by the LGTBQRS+ community for refusing to do a scene with a male actor who is more known for gay scenes she comited suicide

because most porn is filmed in California and for some reason in California you don’t have to disclose if you have HIV anymore but you can go to jail if you drink from a plastic straw

but don’t worry about me ninja’s the very next day I started working for the competition manyvids where the women get to choose who they work with themself and arent forced into having sex with men who might have HIV and they also make a lot more $$$$

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January 18, 2019
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Donald_Trump said
dream job lol

all these people claim to have dream jobs

but I am pretty sure 99.9% of all strait men dream about my job

althoe I had to leave mindgeek because porn these days is just disgusting it’s no longer banging your friends mother or your step mother now it’s full on banging your own mother or sister very creepy stuff

and most of the men in porn these days are gay and do both strait and gay scenes and the women are being forced to work with men who might have HIV

the beautiful August Ames was harrased so much by the LGTBQRS+ community for refusing to do a scene with a male actor who is more known for gay scenes she comited suicide

because most porn is filmed in California and for some reason in California you don’t have to disclose if you have HIV anymore but you can go to jail if you drink from a plastic straw

but don’t worry about me ninja’s the very next day I started working for the competition manyvids where the women get to choose who they work with themself and arent forced into having sex with men who might have HIV and they also make a lot more $$$$  

Congratulations on the upgrade, GodEmperor. Maybe California’s porn industry will go belly-up when it runs out of vegan cocaine.

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January 18, 2019
5:36 pm
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I think within 5 years they wont be anywhere near as huge as they are now

now it’s all cam sites like cam4 and chaturbate that people love and make your own video sites like manyvids or clips4sale people feel better giving their money direct to the performer than paying  a monthly membership

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January 18, 2019
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My job is not a dream job, by any means lol. 

January 18, 2019
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selling weed legally sounds like a pretty rough job to be honest they legalized it here and the lineups are crazy the demand was so high the stores are only open 4 days a week.

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January 18, 2019
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What am I doing…wishing

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Yes I am stoned and drunk

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Now when the Night is done and most the people gone home
And you’re surrounded by your friends, with them you’re never alone
Gather in a circle, fire up a fat cone, 
And if you hit it right, you’ll be getting stoned all night long
Favorite song on the radio playin’
And you’re fam muh lee’s all around you, if you gnome sayin
The feelin’s tight with lots of smoke in the air
You’re just bein’ yourself, cause good times is true wealth
Now I’ve been through it all from the thick to the thin
I Fought in many battles, some I did not win
You take the good with the bad, you gotta play what you’re delt
And mary’s love helps to ease all the pain I felt
So this I dedicate to her, May she one day be free
Free to grow upon this earth, and free to reproduce seeds
Free so all my fellow brethren can breath easily
And free so we can live in peace with unity

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January 18, 2019
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I’ve tried to post 3 times and it keeps getting malfunctioned.

So basically, I love my job and I hate it. Budtending is not glamorous.

My coworker made a mistake last month and now she may go to prison. And she is my best worker. I hate this industry. 

If it weren’t for regulars and travellers keeping my vibes up, I dont know.

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January 18, 2019
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Drinking an unnecessarily large beer through a bendy straw, bitch.

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January 19, 2019
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It just started snowing an hour ago. No heavy accumulation yet, but we shall see. 

Anyone up for some sled riding?

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 19, 2019
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It just started snowing an hour ago. No heavy accumulation yet, but we shall see. 

Anyone up for some sled riding?  

enjoy the snow.  you can take it.  over here in Michigan, last night where I live at, we got about 2 to 3 inches and 1 to 3 inches of more snow to come by the end of the day.  you can have it.  i am over it

Runnin' Out Of Time / Looking For The Light / Something Isnt Right / The Devil's Grip Is Tight / Cause I'm Runnin' Out Of Time / Leave It All Behind / If My Soul Was On The Line / Can My Body Hide / From The Devil Inside

January 19, 2019
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TheRevWells said

enjoy the snow.  you can take it.  over here in Michigan, last night where I live at, we got about 2 to 3 inches and 1 to 3 inches of more snow to come by the end of the day.  you can have it.  i am over it  

Man, it would be totally different if it actually came like at Christmas time. It should be over by the new years. Like take decorations down, snow is gone, all over with type deal. Whoever chose this calendar set up needs smacked around a little.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 19, 2019
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Drunkalo said

Man, it would be totally different if it actually came like at Christmas time. It should be over by the new years. Like take decorations down, snow is gone, all over with type deal. Whoever chose this calendar set up needs smacked around a little.  

I am 100 percent behind this.  It can come for Christmas and be there on my birthday on Jan. 1st, but after that, it can go away

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January 19, 2019
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Happy birthday man

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January 19, 2019
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Happy birthday man  

thanks man.  very surprised that I made it to 42 due to my Opioid addiction I had for years.  Since being clean, gained so much weight back and with my various chronic pain issues and back issues, Im hoping the wife will let me pick up DDP Yoga so I can get myself back to a normal weight

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January 19, 2019
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TheRevWells said thanks man.  very surprised that I made it to 42 due to my Opioid addiction I had for years.  Since being clean, gained so much weight back and with my various chronic pain issues and back issues, Im hoping the wife will let me pick up DDP Yoga so I can get myself back to a normal weight  

The Mrs dropped 20lbs and did really well with only a treadmill and cutting out sodas. Gorey corey also did really well starting off walking. Motivation is always the hard part for me, hope you find something that works for you. Good luck

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 19, 2019
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Drunkalo said

TheRevWells said thanks man.  very surprised that I made it to 42 due to my Opioid addiction I had for years.  Since being clean, gained so much weight back and with my various chronic pain issues and back issues, Im hoping the wife will let me pick up DDP Yoga so I can get myself back to a normal weight  

The Mrs dropped 20lbs and did really well with only a treadmill and cutting out sodas. Gorey corey also did really well starting off walking. Motivation is always the hard part for me, hope you find something that works for you. Good luck  

that is awesome and thanks for the encouragement.  this video below is the one that really shown me how DDP Yoga can work

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