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March 5, 2019
2:07 pm
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David_Black said

It was nice being fucked up with friends and swaying as confetti rained (IIRC) while the room is filled with ” Mass Murder makes me happy! Dead bodies make me happy!” everyone singing along just enjoying it.   

This my friend is what its all about. That’s the reason im here. 

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March 5, 2019
6:10 pm
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Drunkalo said

This my friend is what its all about. That’s the reason im here.   

1000% agreed. That is what turned me from “These clown rappers are hilarious” to “Holy shit, never met these people but they are actually family, now I get it”. It pains me to see the stupid divide and the people that spout the whole “real juggalos only” bullshit. I miss the old days (my old days is 1999-2004/5ish). I call this the family era.

 

What I’m doing…. sitting at work, trying to make up shit to put on work orders to justify my pay for the day even though I plan on doing nothing but watching my 2 favorite podcasts and creepin on here…. and pooping…. lots of pooping…. from Papa Johns new fiery buffalo chicken pizza. Delicious, but just as problematic for me as soy milk… RIP the taco bell bean plant toilet stall….

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March 5, 2019
8:31 pm
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My first concert was Bang Pow Boom. My girlfriend at the time brought me and i had a blast. I wont get into details about dates and venue name cause there are some here that say it didnt exist. I know for a fact it did. Who is gonna forget their first faygo shower? 

You’ve lurked around here long enough to know this can be a good place if you weed thru much of the bullshit. There is ‘that’ family here man, for real. I have the phone numbers of 17 (no shit, i just counted) brothers and sisters in my phone after only being here for a year and some months.

Right now there seems to be more garbage than good so ill add you to my psn after we have a drink together at GOTJ. No offence just very leary of the many old names with many more recent posts. Looking forward to it homie.

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March 5, 2019
9:17 pm
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Drunkalo said
My first concert was Bang Pow Boom. My girlfriend at the time brought me and i had a blast. I wont get into details about dates and venue name cause there are some here that say it didnt exist. I know for a fact it did. Who is gonna forget their first faygo shower? 

You’ve lurked around here long enough to know this can be a good place if you weed thru much of the bullshit. There is ‘that’ family here man, for real. I have the phone numbers of 17 (no shit, i just counted) brothers and sisters in my phone after only being here for a year and some months.

Right now there seems to be more garbage than good so ill add you to my psn after we have a drink together at GOTJ. No offence just very leary of the many old names with many more recent posts. Looking forward to it homie.  

Sadly wont be gathering this year, but I get what you be saiyan. And I’ll just throw this out there, I drink like 2-3 times per year…. but if we ever gather together that will be one of them FOR SURE. Only reason I’m on here as much recently is the job. Most of my 12 hour shift is just sitting around waiting on things to break, so I (for some reason) choose to spend that sitting time with you crazy phuckers! If you decide to hit me up on psn its the same name as here…. and everywhere else its not taken lol

 

Math Required
What is the sum of:
6 + 10
 
CONFIRMED! FLH IS IN ON IT AND THIS POST IS 17-1 WHICH EQUALS…. FEARLESS….LESS….ONE? smh im too bored for this shit

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March 6, 2019
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I’m wondering what the fuck is wrong with my jaw or maybe teeth. Luckily almost dying lead to an upgrade in my insurance so, I’ll find a dentist next week. 

I look forward to reaching the point where life STOPS FUCKING WITH ME! 

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March 6, 2019
8:18 am
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So, death?

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March 6, 2019
8:47 am
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Carnivalkilla44 said
So, death?  

Asshole, haha. Didnt kkk run you off 2 months ago? Lol

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March 6, 2019
9:37 am
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Right now a Worldstar meltdown is dispersing outside of my front door, & I’m feeling lucky to not view Juggalo as a designer drug. Put that in ur phone. Bitch.

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March 6, 2019
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Mrs Krunk, your 50, a married woman, with a 20 year old daughter. Put your shirt on and knit me a sweater. ‘Bitch’

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March 6, 2019
2:13 pm
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Drunkalo said
Mrs Krunk, your 50, a married woman, with a 20 year old daughter. Put your shirt on and knit me a sweater. ‘Bitch’  

She makes me blush half of the time.

March 6, 2019
3:37 pm
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I’m at school doing work and listening to music, and texting and shit. 

Also, look at my youtube suggestion feed.

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Gold.

Also, I got a new phone, which is good because I’ve been using instagram on my computer with bluestacks, and then bluestacks did an update and it stopped fucking working, ig is no longer compatible with it, Bluestacks has this incredible ability to get worse and worse every update, literally, every single update I’ve ever seen from them just made things more complicated and work worse and worse, at one time just about most things worked on it, there were 2 graphics options, and ig worked with one of them, then they added a 3rd, “advanced” option, and then everything stopped working on the other two options, or if it did work it worked liked shit, and the 3rd, advanced, option was buggy as all hell. now I’m using Nox (because I type so much faster than I text so I still wanna use my computer) but it can’t post anything, even though it used to be able to, and uploading images to nox sucks now, why? because of another fucking retarded update, how do two unrelated programs both have the fucking curse of getting WORSE WITH EVERY UPDATE, I think you can upload images but they made it 3 times as complicated, and they made ig work worse, though it runs more smoothly so that’s something I guess. What kind of fucking idiot makes their program worse with every update, how do you consistently fuck up this bad.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

March 6, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
the fucking curse of getting WORSE WITH EVERY UPDATE.

What kind of fucking idiot makes their program worse with every update, how do you consistently fuck up this bad.  

You literally just described the past 15 years or so of the internet itself. Every fucking website. 

March 7, 2019
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Browsing the web,  bumping some webby and doing webbish things 

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March 8, 2019
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I’m at school in the lobby doing work and listening to music, I decided to give trve slam a try, it’s reaaaaaaaaaaaly fun to sing along with (I’m one of the few people that can say that). But I’ve also obviously been listening to fff like I have been recently when this little girl walks up while triplex was on, and I can’t tell if she could hear my music through my headphones or if my very presence is that hideous but she was staring at me in disbelief.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

March 8, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
…this little girl walks up while triplex was on, and I can’t tell if she could hear my music through my headphones or if my very presence is that hideous but she was staring at me in disbelief.  

Aww… I’m guessing it was her first

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March 8, 2019
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krunkazphuk said

Iris The Tranny juggalette said
…this little girl walks up while triplex was on, and I can’t tell if she could hear my music through my headphones or if my very presence is that hideous but she was staring at me in disbelief.  

Aww… I’m guessing it was her first

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That is funny, but not even remotely the face.

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March 8, 2019
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No brain damage, No excess bleeding, good to fucking go! 
Well, keep losing weight, working out and taking pills, but still, I’m alive and I’m shoving my dick down everyone’s throat…..Well, those who will let me! Now i need sleep! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

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March 8, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said

…not even remotely the face.  

OK, so on a scale where this is a 1

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and this is a 17

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please show me on the Flip doll where the little girl’s face touched u.

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March 8, 2019
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krunkazphuk said

Iris The Tranny juggalette said

…not even remotely the face.  

OK, so on a scale where this is a 1

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and this is a 17

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please show me on the Flip doll where the little girl’s face touched u.  

on a scale of 1-17 where did the face touch me, this is gonna require some serious fucking math

So she was about 7 feet away from me, according to google this is a flip doll

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Using common sense we can determine that this thing has killed roughly 13 children, with a margin of error of I’d guess about 3, now, how many dead children can you fit in 7 feet 

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laying down like this it’d probably be about 3 and a half or maybe 4, but standing up I’d say around 6 or 7, so we’ll average out the dead children as (3.5 + 4 + 6 + 7) / 4 which equals 5.125. This leaves us with 7.875 dead children, so adding the face of disbelief and relative fear, which I’d rate around a 5 on your image scale, we can find that it’s at a cool 12.875, if it was anything else but that doll the question would have made no sense, but you knew what you were doing.

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March 8, 2019
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Just realized what ur superpower is, Iris. U can clear any room. ninja

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