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March 8, 2019
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i’m slowly getting ready to see Tech N9ne in Montreal for my 5th time in 7 years and it’s at the same place he played the first time he came to Montreal a small venue that holds like 300 people max

I guess Tech’s popularity faded because last time he played here was at heavyMTL and before that he played venues that could hold over 2000 people

doors open at 7PM and that pisses me off there is nothing I hate more than going to a show for 7 and the band only hits the stage at 11 I could care less about the openers 

IF DAVID BLACK WAS ANY MORE INBRED HE WOULD BE A SANDWICH 

March 8, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said

on a scale of 1-17 where did the face touch me, this is gonna require some serious fucking math

So she was about 7 feet away from me, according to google this is a flip doll

Image result for flip doll

Using common sense we can determine that this thing has killed roughly 13 children, with a margin of error of I’d guess about 3, now, how many dead children can you fit in 7 feet 

Image result for dead child

laying down like this it’d probably be about 3 and a half or maybe 4, but standing up I’d say around 6 or 7, so we’ll average out the dead children as (3.5 + 4 + 6 + 7) / 4 which equals 5.125. This leaves us with 7.875 dead children, so adding the face of disbelief and relative fear, which I’d rate around a 5 on your image scale, we can find that it’s at a cool 12.875, if it was anything else but that doll the question would have made no sense, but you knew what you were doing.  

This was the best laugh I’ve had all day, Thank you. 

What am I doing? Catching feels!
And to think, only a few months ago I was completely dead inside. 

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March 9, 2019
5:03 pm
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Tech N9ne is no good anymore I mean the show was just meh

merch was crazy expensive and his shirt’s were low quality ugly shit

CD’s $20 EP’s $10 and you could buy autographed versions for $5 more

his ugly shirts were $35 and his snap-back hats were $50

he even had someone in the crowd trying to sell people CD’s as he was on stage

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and since when did he stop wearing facepaint?? I remember in an interview that he said he would not go onstage without it that it was his warpaint

anyways this is the last time I give him any of my money

and I counted 2 black people at the show only 2 of them

it was Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko

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March 12, 2019
10:40 pm
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I spent a shit ton of time designing custom clothes on this custom site called CowCow, I’m both excited and anxious, I LOVE the things I ordered, but the site has bad reviews, despite their amazon store having good reviews (good and legitimate I might add, I checked like 20 people’s accounts to make sure they weren’t puppets) as well as good reviews from youtubers, but the horrorstories have me a bit anxious, regardless I’m excited. 4 of them are juggalo stuff (one of which is just covered in lyrics and such translated into different languages because it looks cool), one thing that’s kind of hope giving is that the majority of the bad reviews were complaining about customer service, but I’ve already dealt with their customer service (because of a glitch on their site) and they seemed to respond well to me (mostly because I’m an asshole who will spam the shit out of them until they respond) so yeah, can’t wait for that shit.

Also I added the word Y’all’rnt to my phone. I’ve added it to dictionary on like everything, it’s the perfect abbreviation. 

you + all = Y’all 

Are + not = Aren’t

Y’all + aren’t + Y’all’rnt 

Y’all’rnt ready for this shit.

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March 12, 2019
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Y’all’rnt prepared for this

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March 13, 2019
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Planning to throttle my brain soon and put my body to the test.  Also basic daily life chore bullshit. 

March 13, 2019
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Home early from the “Bomb Cyclone” blizzard hitting us. It was predicted early, so my kid’s schools were both closed preemptively. They have today and tomorrow off. My wife, too. And she’s a teacher so she gets paid for the days off. 

We just shut down the dispensary. It should have been shut down earlier but the manager didnt have the cojones to make an executive decision because she couldnt get ahold of the owner. 

The drive home was insane. Zero visibility in broad daylight. 80 mph winds. Power went out 20 times at work and three times at home. 

This is the first time Colorado weather has impressed me in the 4.5 years I’ve been here. 

So I’m sitting on the couch, talking to ya’ll. Playing with the kids.

Preparing if power goes and stays out. Haven’t done that in years.

11+6

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March 13, 2019
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@omd

Speaking of dispensary, do you work a normal set schedule or does it fluctuate?

Only asking cuz imma be around that way sometime this year for a weekend trip and I’m trying to score my medicine from you and your fine establishment. 

March 13, 2019
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
@omd

Speaking of dispensary, do you work a normal set schedule or does it fluctuate?

Only asking cuz imma be around that way sometime this year for a weekend trip and I’m trying to score my medicine from you and your fine establishment.   

As of lately, I’ve been on Saturday and Sunday off. It fluctuates, yes, but just hit me up and I’ll make time if anything changes. 

Get at me at the right time and I can get an order and give you the 30% discount. 

Definitely glad to meet all of y’all. I’ve met more folks at the dispensary through FLH than at shows and events lol. But then we all get familiar and meet up again.

Unfortunately, I dont like in the house that’s a 3 minute walk from the shop anymore. But my new place is far cooler and private. You can see the mountains from my yard and it just rocks. If we get time we can all hang. If not, a brief whuttup is dope as well.

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March 14, 2019
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Right now I’m just hoping any bad weather passes me by.
I just want to get fucked up and have a good time tonight, is that too much to ask? 

March 14, 2019
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so I have had my MAGA hat for about a month now and I wear it everyday and never had a problem until about 15 minutes ago some fat woman that looks like noah tidwell tried to rip it off my head and was calling me a racist I mean this bitch was TRIGGERED I did not even do anything but laugh hysterically in her face as she was trying to swipe the hat off my head I hope somebody filmed that and it ends up on a Faith Goldy episode

and I live in basically Little India/Greektown and nobody ever even looks twice at the hat 

but today I was a racist LMFAO

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March 14, 2019
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Donald_Trump said
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cheers

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March 14, 2019
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Whatever thats all about… 

So i was going about my normal business in the shower, getting ready to shave and in the mirror I noticed the small grey patch in my beard is now white! Like Santa Clause white. WTF, im 38! A little salt and pepper i can deal with, not white… Come on, man.

Its very easy to underestimate the guy on the other end of a keystroke.

March 14, 2019
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Drunkalo said
Whatever thats all about… 

So i was going about my normal business in the shower, getting ready to shave and in the mirror I noticed the small grey patch in my beard is now white! Like Santa Clause white. WTF, im 38! A little salt and pepper i can deal with, not white… Come on, man.  

Dude. 

I am 35 and have had grey hair since I was 19. People at Toys R Us where I worked used to be really confused as to my age.

I’m an Old, Dangerous, Mayn.

March 15, 2019
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#BossMode #PRI

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March 15, 2019
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The Warlock said

#BossMode #PRI

Posted by Esai Zamora on Friday, March 15, 2019

  

Dude the color change was cool but holy shit that gives me a hangover, tooth rot and the spins just by looking at it.

March 16, 2019
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Well I got fucking crazy and my boyfriend said he could give me a tattoo, so we did it on my hand and used my patch on my jacket as a reference, it looks better than the picture would have you believe, it looks kinda off in the picture, but just looking at in on my hand it looks perfect. Hope y’all like it.

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jk it’s henna it’ll go away in like 3 weeks, but for a second you thought I really did it didn’t you ;)

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March 16, 2019
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No one who has actually gotten tattoos thought that was a tattoo, not even for a second.
I honestly thought it was just crayola marker. 

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March 16, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
…jk it’s henna it’ll go away in like 3 weeks, but for a second you thought I really did it didn’t you ;)

Heads up, babydoll, real fashion = pain. If u ever get one 4 real it’s bloody, scabby, & itchy for weeks. Enjoy!

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March 16, 2019
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David_Black said
No one who has actually gotten tattoos thought that was a tattoo, not even for a second.
I honestly thought it was just crayola marker.   

lmao I figured

krunkazphuk said

Iris The Tranny juggalette said
…jk it’s henna it’ll go away in like 3 weeks, but for a second you thought I really did it didn’t you ;)

Heads up, babydoll, real fashion = pain. If u ever get one 4 real it’s bloody, scabby, & itchy for weeks. Enjoy!  

how bloody is it doe? I heard that it really ain’t supposed to be (at least not that much).

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