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December 29, 2017
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Old Mr Dangerous said

“I beat the shit out of Jesus for bein’ a faggot” – Necro  

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Violence is NEVER the answer… unless Jesus is a hippie.

Then perhaps we should all take Anal Cunt‘s advice…

YouTube Video Anal Cunt-Beat Les-Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert 

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January 1, 2018
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Got back from mobbing around town watching fireworks drinking brews and smoking some herb I hope all y’all had a dope night

Currently listening to Hawkwind like a G

Oh and my girlfriend and I broke up today so feeling like a faggot missing her boo hoo lol I’m good

January 21, 2018
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Story time!

So, my dad was a severe alcoholic since the age of 16, after a cup of coffee or two in the morning he would go straight to pounding beers. Mom and dad separated cause of this. Dad was always kind of around but never fully there. Couldnt keep a good job, barely paid child support, couldnt really have a conversation with him cause of intoxication, but the man was loved and respected. For what reason i dont know, maybe only cause he was my dad. It was put on me by family members that if i wanted dad to quit drinking that i had to be the one to say something. “He wont listen to anyone but you, so you have to talk to him”. Thats a lot to put on a kid trying to figure my own shit out. Ive stayed away from alcohol for the most part for the first 27 years of my life. It wasnt until i seen him getting sick that i really spent the time to stop over after work and hang out with him. He never stopped drinking even after being diagnosed with pserosis and liver cancer. So hell, its too late now, well keep doing it! And if you cant beat him, join him. I would go half a mile out of my way, sit there and have a beer or two with him before going home to spend the night with my lady. This is what grew me to like the taste and feeling of a few beers. One of these nights i discussed with my inebriated father that id rather not call him an alcoholic, but id refer to him as a “beer connesour”. To which his reply was “dude, its hops and barley. I eat meat! I almost pissed myself laughing then had to explain a connesour… His ailments allowed him to live to one week after his 50th birthday. The anniversary of his day of birth will be Tuesday, he would have been 54.

Long story short version: I choose to spend my day celebrating the art of drunkenness and inebriation till the point of blacking out, throwing up, and not remembering a fucking thing. Whoop whoop!

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 21, 2018
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Drunkalo said 
Long story short version: I choose to spend my day celebrating the art of drunkenness and inebriation till the point of blacking out, throwing up, and not remembering a fucking thing. Whoop whoop!  

Yeehaw, @Drunkalo

May u rehydrate & avoid choking on ur own vomit.

cheers

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January 21, 2018
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Drunkalo said
Long story short version: I choose to spend my day celebrating the art of drunkenness and inebriation till the point of blacking out, throwing up, and not remembering a fucking thing. Whoop whoop!  

I’m down with that!! cheers

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January 27, 2018
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We just discovered we have bedbugs. My first time ever dealing with them.

My oldest daughter was sent home for bites. So on my lunchbreak I lifted up her mattress, and sure enough, they’re there.

We threw her mattress and box spring outside. Checked out own bed, it looked clean (so far). My mom’s in the basement is unfortunately infested as well.

I have to work 12 hours again tomorrow so I don’t have time to do a full search. On my days off I’ll be checking all the furniture, books, toys, clothes, etc. 

The methods in which to eliminate bed bugs are fucking harrowing. It’s an insane ordeal that almost never works unless you pay $2,000 to $4,000 and more for a professional.

The girls are sleeping with their mom while I am in the living room of this shitty and probably infested couch. I can’t breathe out of my nose and my Bipap machiine isn’t helping, it’s just making me sneeze. So I’m not wearing it tonight.

There’s even more shit happening right now, involving our house, out or healthcare, our sanity.

 

I hope all of y’all are doing okay because I’m close to madness. We are such good people, always have been

 This shit isn’t right

More proof of no God. 

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January 27, 2018
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Dude i feel for you man, that shit is no fuckin joke. Although i luckily never had them anywhere i have lived, i did work at a shitty hotel and had to play “exterminator”. You dont have many options to and this will be a pricey endeavor. The only things that works is heat, extreme heat. There is a chemical spray that cost 200 bucks per gallon, but that shit isnt healthy to be around and it doesnt clean up easily and the smell will last a long time.

I would buy some big and heavy duty garbage bags and start putting things like clothes and other things you value to keep them from heavy more places to hide. Those fuckers hide EVERYWHERE, head boards, nightstands (drawers and behind), house phones, tv, underneath carpet, inside electric outlets, door frames and just about everywhere. You are going to be throwing out alot of stuff.

You wanna try to give them as the least amount of space to occupy by making your house as empty as possible, so get plastic tote bins, since they cant climb up slippery plastic that good. If you wanna be creative, try making a fake person to try and get the colony to relocate to specific areas. The bigger problem is the eggs, you cant see them, and they could hatch way after the problem appears to be gone. Try to wrap shit up before you throw it out so they dont fall off en route to the dumpster or latch onto your clothes during that process.

If you got anymore questions or advice you can pm me or keep it on this thread.

Back to the topic, im currently sending much love energy towards OMD and his family. He is going thru some shit you dont ever wanna go thru and needs lots of support cuz that shit is a fucking nightmare

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January 27, 2018
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Thanks for the tips dude. Shits been keeping me up, in additiokn to other issues. 

We may, MAY be fortunate enough to only have those two room infested. Thst would be good enough for us to handle for cheapish.

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If you get a steamer that you use to take the wrinkles out of clothes, that will kill them on contact.  Trouble is that you can’t get the ones that you can’t see, so you’re going to need some type of poison.  I got them 2 years ago because my neighbor had them, but I got lucky because my landlord for my apartment paid the bill.  Those fuckers can damn near survive a nuclear bomb in the same room, so I’m not sure what they used to kill them.  I do know (from what my neighbor told me) that the Raid that they sell for them at normal stores does jack.

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just made a beat and put some dope acapaellas over it. NECRO VINNIE PAZ BIGGIE and MF DOOM

 

eating Ramen with egg and chopped green bell peppers

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Also got mutilation mix for $5 and another love song radio cd for $3!

Also got a few crystals that my woman wanted and got me a few too!  I got me a sunstone, tigers eye, and black tormaline.

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Old Mr Dangerous said
Thanks for the tips dude. Shits been keeping me up, in additiokn to other issues. 

We may, MAY be fortunate enough to only have those two room infested. Thst would be good enough for us to handle for cheapish.  

No problem, good luck!

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January 28, 2018
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Wondering what happened to the resident Shaman, havent seen from him for a couple days. Anyone heard anything?

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

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I’m working on modeling a character for a game I’m making with Construct 2.

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February 1, 2018
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Drunkalo said
Wondering what happened to the resident Shaman, havent seen from him for a couple days. Anyone heard anything?  

Just saw this. I know where hes at haha

Ive deen doing shaman type activities. Thanks for asking man.

Blessing. Curssing. Hunting. Moving boulders with my body contortions and feet. Fully understanding what role seductive and powerful dark forces have in my life. I figured out its kinda like Mace Windu approach in choosing his Lightsaber combat form.

Right now i just smoked a gnarly doobie joint (a joint with a bunch a different doobie meat in it) watching Clarence dribking coffee and about to go to work.

Wondering what church i would go to if i would ever want to go.

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February 1, 2018
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@old-mr-dangerous I had bedbugs years back and I can honestly say, it was the worst couple months of my life. I feel obligated to give some advice.

– First off, do not use the “bug bombs” they sell at home depot! That makes it 5X worse. For an over the counter product, use diatomaceous earth:

https://www.google.com/search?ei=lHJzWpKVN-2N_Qa_hp-wAw&q=diatomaceous+earth&oq=diatomaceous+earth&gs_l=psy-ab.12..0i67k1l2j0i7i30k1l2j0i67k1j0j0i7i30k1l2j0l2.4798.4798.0.29309.1.1.0.0.0.0.90.90.1.1.0….0…1c..64.psy-ab..0.1.89….0.Lc4FtGeJ2es

There are some over the counter chemical sprays that will work to a degree, but they’re usually not available in any hardware store. Check online for these.

– Dry every piece of clothing owned on high heat (do not need to wash first) along with stuffed animals, etc. From there, pack all clothing and what not into large zip lock totes for the remainder of the issue:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JB2QD8G/ref=asc_df_B00JB2QD8G5356372/?tag=hyprod-20&creative=395033&creativeASIN=B00JB2QD8G&linkCode=df0&hvadid=193157030383&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6575217591788043793&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003429&hvtargid=pla-309196856281

These have mesh air holes in them so tape them off.

– Steam, steam, steam! I got an Oreck steamer for the couch, bed, carpet, etc

https://www.amazon.com/Oreck-Steam-It-Steam-Mop-Steam100LRH/dp/B006U4A7SU

 

I’m fortunate to live in an apartment building so eventually the landlord kicked in for the pest control company who came and applied a chemical spray all around the floor boards where the walls meet the floor and on our furniture. This took 2-3 treatments (that is a reality, they’re not trying to give you the bone). 

 

After all of the above, I got through it. Looking back, that was the beginning of my hair turning white in my early 20’s. The stress is unbearable, I can vouch for that. I would not lay back on the couch and sat on the edge for a good month even after there were no signs the fuckers. You’ll get through it man, but it’s gonna suck bad. I gotta be honest.

One night when I was home alone, I stood in my kitchen with my laptop on the counter all night because I did not want to sit down on my couch. Booze, herb, cocaine (maybe not the best idea given the circumstances), and Esham’s DMT sessions we a minor savior for what had to be taken a day at a time.

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bayAreaShaman said

Just saw this. I know where hes at haha

Wondering what church i would go to if i would ever want to go.  

Do what i did, get ordained online. Everything i do is holy. I bless my drinks every weekend, spend some time with myself, reflect and see what i need to do better next week. Just like organised religion, sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt. 

https://getordained.org. 

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

February 1, 2018
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@old-mr-dangerous I had bedbugs years back and I can honestly say, it was the worst couple months of my life. I feel obligated to give some advice.

– First off, do not use the “bug bombs” they sell at home depot! That makes it 5X worse. For an over the counter product, use diatomaceous earth:

https://www.google.com/search?ei=lHJzWpKVN-2N_Qa_hp-wAw&q=diatomaceous+earth&oq=diatomaceous+earth&gs_l=psy-ab.12..0i67k1l2j0i7i30k1l2j0i67k1j0j0i7i30k1l2j0l2.4798.4798.0.29309.1.1.0.0.0.0.90.90.1.1.0….0…1c..64.psy-ab..0.1.89….0.Lc4FtGeJ2es

There are some over the counter chemical sprays that will work to a degree, but they’re usually not available in any hardware store. Check online for these.

– Dry every piece of clothing owned on high heat (do not need to wash first) along with stuffed animals, etc. From there, pack all clothing and what not into large zip lock totes for the remainder of the issue:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JB2QD8G/ref=asc_df_B00JB2QD8G5356372/?tag=hyprod-20&creative=395033&creativeASIN=B00JB2QD8G&linkCode=df0&hvadid=193157030383&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6575217591788043793&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003429&hvtargid=pla-309196856281

These have mesh air holes in them so tape them off.

– Steam, steam, steam! I got an Oreck steamer for the couch, bed, carpet, etc

https://www.amazon.com/Oreck-Steam-It-Steam-Mop-Steam100LRH/dp/B006U4A7SU

 

I’m fortunate to live in an apartment building so eventually the landlord kicked in for the pest control company who came and applied a chemical spray all around the floor boards where the walls meet the floor and on our furniture. This took 2-3 treatments (that is a reality, they’re not trying to give you the bone). 

 

After all of the above, I got through it. Looking back, that was the beginning of my hair turning white in my early 20’s. The stress is unbearable, I can vouch for that. I would not lay back on the couch and sat on the edge for a good month even after there were no signs the fuckers. You’ll get through it man, but it’s gonna suck bad. I gotta be honest.

One night when I was home alone, I stood in my kitchen with my laptop on the counter all night because I did not want to sit down on my couch. Booze, herb, cocaine (maybe not the best idea given the circumstances), and Esham’s DMT sessions we a minor savior for what had to be taken a day at a time.

list=PL435AF26D21D26E01  

Thanks homie. I’m at the tail end of my three days off, and let me say, I’ve been studying and treating this place NON STOP. 

1st, the wife had some days off before her gallbladder surgery on Tuesday, so she had washed hot and dried hot all of the clothes and sheets from the kids room (the only room upstairs thst we found them; the other is in my mom’s room in the basement). When I came back from my lunch break one day last week and actually SAW the things, I flipped out and threw the oldest girl’s mattress out after squishing and spraying some. I know that’s not the ideal course of action but I did it. 

She put lots of stuff like books in a large clear bag and double tied, and I know it’s not good enough but it’s something. Today I finally tried to tackle it. I threw away a lot of their toys (been wanting to do that anyway {I’m a simplicity freak}) and then got stuff at Wal-Mart. I got socket plate inserts to keep the outlets from letting bugs out (I found one in my mom’s outlet today, as it is their favorite place to hide next to a bed and which makes it almost impossible to kill them in there)… I sprayed some killer in the outlets carefully (I’m an electrician in the past so don’t worry, I know how much to douse it with)… put plate inserts in there and also diatomaceous earth powder around it and around base of both floors. Sprayed whole can and used lots of DE. 

A big problem here is that no matter how much i explain to my mom how close to impossible it is, she keeps thinking that the stuff i have done and weve all done is enough to kill them. I explain that we probably spread more throughout the house when I threw mattress out and that the stuff in the bags isn’t quite 100% safe. I have studied up on everything from their lifespan and habits (they can survive off of ONE fucking blood meal for A YEAR) and all but they just don’t seem as overwhelmed as me. I’m doing the work of a fucking warrior here and here’s some more personal things to keep me stressed lately:

– my mom fell and brokke all her ribs and puncture lungs a few months back, and has a host of health problems and is in generally not helpful so that doesn’t help 

– my wife is recovering from her surgery RIGHT AFTER we discovered the bugs and can barely get around. Plus her scopolamine patch and such changed her personality temporarily so she is suffering from Post Operative  Cognitive Dysfunction. I married her because she was nice, now she is temporarily nuts. It’s better today than yesterday tho.

– landlords gave us 90 days to decide if we want this house or else it’s going on the market in mid April. Yay.

– my filling fell out when I was brushing my teeth last week. Huge hole. There was no room for emergency visit so I need to take care of that in my next scheduled appointment in two weeks. Then I have to

– schedule an appointment because I have been having what I thought was an STD (even though I’m not sexually active outside marriage) but is most likely testicular cancer. My da d had it and had his removed years back. Gotta love genetics.

– there is more too but I’m tired of typing here as my brain moves faster than my fingers and patience. So let’s just say that 2018 hasn’t started the BEST. Nope, not the best. Also, my job that seems so glamorous to many isn’t what it’s cracked up to be, even though I love it sometimes. That’s a whole different story.

Glass full part? Well, everyone is alive that didn’t die. I still have enough money to get by. Roof over our heads. Endless weed supply. Cold beer waiting for me in a few minutes. Plus my wife can work more once she’s healed because she won’t have to lose time from pancreas flare ups. I still have the best wife, kids and mom of anyone. The others might be dead, but truthfully they were handfuls and stressors to my life in their own ways, and I think they were aware of the toll. I mean that in the most respectful way. It’s hard without them, but life was harder with them in some ways. That is one of the harshest yet honest facts of my life. You’d have to be me to understand.

Also on the plus side, my anger is still intact. I am waiting for someone I encounter to suggest I “find God” to pray for a solution to my little issues, so that I may feel legit insulted enough to burn their flesh off.  Fuck religion, ALL of it. 

I wish I could shrink down like Ant-man and go inside my walls Doom-style and blow these monsters in my house away one by one. That would be fun.

And I still plan on the Convention! Wooooh!

 

P.S – my religion bashing isn’t meant for anyone on this site. Thst is more of a subconscious hatred for this ignorant Christian gmchick at my job who just says to pray away everything. Not meant to insult yall.

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Didn’t know whether to whoop that or not, but there isn’t a button for hesitant whoops… Consider that a hesitant whoop.cheers

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