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May 10, 2019
12:39 pm
the_maga_smack
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feels like Easter right now

likes Christ has been resurrected or some other biblical shit I don’t know why

but believe it or not I have drank less than 5 cups of coffee in my entire life I do not like the taste of it never did and never will

what I drink most is 

beer

water

milk

I am a diabetic so I try not to drink too much soft drinks but depending on my meal I can’t help it sometimes like who want’s to drink water with a hamburger?? or a sugar free juice with pizza??

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ca vas bien aller 

May 10, 2019
2:09 pm
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the_almighty_smack said
feels like Easter right now

likes Christ has been resurrected or some other biblical shit I don’t know why

 

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May 10, 2019
2:40 pm
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Favorite drinks:

1. Ice cold, clean water

2. Beer

3. Homemade lemonade

4. Diet sodas, unfortunately 

 

Got four days off. Just finished cleaning entire house, doing laundry at the laundromat, helping my mom mail some packages (she is moving back to NY soon). And I’m currently hanging with my daughter. Now that everything is caught up, I plan on checking out our potential new place to live tomorrow. 

May 10, 2019
2:44 pm
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Plain coffee i agree tastes like hell. Maxwell House original blend and ya gotta add milk and sugar.

OMD, good luck to you man.

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

May 10, 2019
3:16 pm
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Black. No sugar or anything… and no watered down bullshit. 

And I said Mountain Dew, fuck Faygo.  

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

May 10, 2019
3:33 pm
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JiffyLong said
Black. No sugar or anything… and no watered down bullshit. 

And I said Mountain Dew, fuck Faygo.    

Jesus Christ man, and you wonder why you shit blood. lol

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

May 10, 2019
3:39 pm
Iris The Tranny juggalette
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And I’ve drunk that, I’ve drunk this
I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss

So what! 

So what!

So what, so what, you boring little cunt!

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David_Black

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

May 10, 2019
4:09 pm
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Really wanna do this to myself. 

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May 10, 2019
4:16 pm
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JiffyLong said
Really wanna do this to myself. 

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I don’t recommend it, it seems really hot, but, ugh, after coming off of the rush of it, the anxiety of what it did is pretty bad, and bandaging it is stupid awkward.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

May 10, 2019
5:03 pm
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dammit Jiffy first you post that pic on facebook then instagram and now here I keep seeing it and cringing 

but imagine a souvlaki stick entering your dickhole as far as it can go and then snapping it?? that I would think is worst.

ca vas bien aller 

May 10, 2019
5:11 pm
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May 10, 2019
9:16 pm
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krunkazphuk said
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I swear one day ima find a way to put needles in my neck.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

May 10, 2019
9:24 pm
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I drink primarily water, Pepsi, and Rockstar.  Coke is ok, but only if they don’t have Pepsi.  And it’s call “pop” here.  Red Bull is my favorite tasting energy drink, but it’s twice the price of Rockstar and Monster for the same caffeine levels, so I don’t usually drink it unless I’m dropping 100+ on groceries anyway.

Coffee, Dr. Pepper, and Root Beer all taste like shit to me.  And I’m not into that, so I don’t drink any of it.

And for beer, I like it in a can, bottle, glass, solo cup, or boot.  As long as it isn’t an IPA or anything similar tasting.

May 10, 2019
11:01 pm
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
And I’ve drunk that, I’ve drunk this
I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss

So what! 

So what!

So what, so what, you boring little cunt!  

So what have you done with sheep, goats and schoolgirls?

Also I learned today that automatic car washes are a complete fucking waste of money.
Luckily I how have a cup holder full of quarters to use on a real washing. 

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May 10, 2019
11:31 pm
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Sippin on the forty orty oh zee

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May 11, 2019
6:03 am
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David_Black said

Iris The Tranny juggalette said
And I’ve drunk that, I’ve drunk this
I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss

So what! 

So what!

So what, so what, you boring little cunt!  

So what have you done with sheep, goats and schoolgirls?

Also I learned today that automatic car washes are a complete fucking waste of money.
Luckily I how have a cup holder full of quarters to use on a real washing.   

Well I can still get away with the schoolgirl thing (at least for another year) seeing as I am one, but in terms of the sheep and goat, Ima have to nope out, but I will put this here.

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May 12, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said

Well I can still get away with the schoolgirl thing (at least for another year) seeing as I am one, but in terms of the sheep and goat, Ima have to nope out, but I will put this here.

  

As I was reading, in the back of my mind part of me knew this would be your reply. Well done. 
And really, Who doesn’t? 

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May 12, 2019
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David_Black said

As I was reading, in the back of my mind part of me knew this would be your reply. Well done. 
And really, Who doesn’t?   

(Looks around and slowly raises hand)

OMD, howd the house hunting go? Any good leads?

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And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

May 12, 2019
2:52 pm
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spent hours today looking for a fucking cheesecake

do you know hard it is to find a cheesecake on mother’s day??

next to impossible

but I found the next best thing cheesecake cupcakes 

I hope you all go out and get your mother’s some fucking cheesecake and have a lot better luck in finding it

ca vas bien aller 

May 12, 2019
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the_republican_smack said
spent hours today looking for a fucking cheesecake

do you know hard it is to find a cheesecake on mother’s day??

next to impossible

but I found the next best thing cheesecake cupcakes 

I hope you all go out and get your mother’s some fucking cheesecake and have a lot better luck in finding it  

Or…..

And hear me out…..

You could have just MADE your mom a cheesecake.

Youtube them shits, but have a fire extinguisher nearby Smack, lol.

I can’t cook worth a shit, but following a video I can do and am pretty confident you can also, brotha brotha.

Hope your mom enjoyed those cup cakes dude.

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