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2:09 pm
January 19, 2013
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the_almighty_smack said
feels like Easter right nowlikes Christ has been resurrected or some other biblical shit I don't know why
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the_patriot_smack2:40 pm
March 30, 2013
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Favorite drinks:
1. Ice cold, clean water
2. Beer
3. Homemade lemonade
4. Diet sodas, unfortunately
Got four days off. Just finished cleaning entire house, doing laundry at the laundromat, helping my mom mail some packages (she is moving back to NY soon). And I'm currently hanging with my daughter. Now that everything is caught up, I plan on checking out our potential new place to live tomorrow.
2:44 pm
August 10, 2017
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Plain coffee i agree tastes like hell. Maxwell House original blend and ya gotta add milk and sugar.
OMD, good luck to you man.
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Old Mr DangerousYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
3:16 pm
May 9, 2014
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Black. No sugar or anything... and no watered down bullshit.
And I said Mountain Dew, fuck Faygo.
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
3:33 pm
August 10, 2017
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JiffyLong said
Black. No sugar or anything... and no watered down bullshit.And I said Mountain Dew, fuck Faygo.
Jesus Christ man, and you wonder why you shit blood. lol
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
3:39 pm
February 16, 2018
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And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what!
So what!
So what, so what, you boring little cunt!
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David_BlackI see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
4:09 pm
May 9, 2014
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Really wanna do this to myself.
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
4:16 pm
February 16, 2018
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JiffyLong said
Really wanna do this to myself.
I don't recommend it, it seems really hot, but, ugh, after coming off of the rush of it, the anxiety of what it did is pretty bad, and bandaging it is stupid awkward.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
5:03 pm
March 30, 2018
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dammit Jiffy first you post that pic on facebook then instagram and now here I keep seeing it and cringing
but imagine a souvlaki stick entering your dickhole as far as it can go and then snapping it?? that I would think is worst.
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5:11 pm
May 4, 2014
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9:16 pm
February 16, 2018
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krunkazphuk said
I swear one day ima find a way to put needles in my neck.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
9:24 pm
April 18, 2017
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I drink primarily water, Pepsi, and Rockstar. Coke is ok, but only if they don't have Pepsi. And it's call "pop" here. Red Bull is my favorite tasting energy drink, but it's twice the price of Rockstar and Monster for the same caffeine levels, so I don't usually drink it unless I'm dropping 100+ on groceries anyway.
Coffee, Dr. Pepper, and Root Beer all taste like shit to me. And I'm not into that, so I don't drink any of it.
And for beer, I like it in a can, bottle, glass, solo cup, or boot. As long as it isn't an IPA or anything similar tasting.
11:01 pm
January 5, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of pissSo what!
So what!
So what, so what, you boring little cunt!
So what have you done with sheep, goats and schoolgirls?
Also I learned today that automatic car washes are a complete fucking waste of money.
Luckily I how have a cup holder full of quarters to use on a real washing.
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Iris The Tranny juggalette11:31 pm
March 30, 2013
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Sippin on the forty orty oh zee
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JiffyLong6:03 am
February 16, 2018
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David_Black said
Iris The Tranny juggalette said
And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of pissSo what!
So what!
So what, so what, you boring little cunt!
So what have you done with sheep, goats and schoolgirls?
Also I learned today that automatic car washes are a complete fucking waste of money.
Luckily I how have a cup holder full of quarters to use on a real washing.
Well I can still get away with the schoolgirl thing (at least for another year) seeing as I am one, but in terms of the sheep and goat, Ima have to nope out, but I will put this here.
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David_BlackI see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
9:13 am
January 5, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Well I can still get away with the schoolgirl thing (at least for another year) seeing as I am one, but in terms of the sheep and goat, Ima have to nope out, but I will put this here.
As I was reading, in the back of my mind part of me knew this would be your reply. Well done.
And really, Who doesn't?
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Iris The Tranny juggalette10:55 am
August 10, 2017
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David_Black said
As I was reading, in the back of my mind part of me knew this would be your reply. Well done.
And really, Who doesn't?
(Looks around and slowly raises hand)
OMD, howd the house hunting go? Any good leads?
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David_BlackYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
2:52 pm
March 30, 2018
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spent hours today looking for a fucking cheesecake
do you know hard it is to find a cheesecake on mother's day??
next to impossible
but I found the next best thing cheesecake cupcakes
I hope you all go out and get your mother's some fucking cheesecake and have a lot better luck in finding it
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
3:03 pm
September 1, 2014
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the_republican_smack said
spent hours today looking for a fucking cheesecakedo you know hard it is to find a cheesecake on mother's day??
next to impossible
but I found the next best thing cheesecake cupcakes
I hope you all go out and get your mother's some fucking cheesecake and have a lot better luck in finding it
Or.....
And hear me out.....
You could have just MADE your mom a cheesecake.
Youtube them shits, but have a fire extinguisher nearby Smack, lol.
I can't cook worth a shit, but following a video I can do and am pretty confident you can also, brotha brotha.
Hope your mom enjoyed those cup cakes dude.
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3:12 pm
March 30, 2018
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thought about that but it takes a long time to make cheesecake you gotta mix all that stuff up then bake it then wait for it to cool down and such
if I would have thought of that yesterday it would have been possible
maybe I will do that next year
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
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