I honestly have no real answer other than i know ive often referred to my Monte as a big body bitch. It had sexy curves. When they dont want to start you coax em, 'come on baby'. When they need a wash, 'she dirty'. My cars have all been ladies. My Durango even though it has balls its still a girl, its a sexy truck. I would never refer to a man as sexy.

Excellent references pigg

So I'm Good, i'm chillin' Feelin' blessed doing hella good, but I wanted to hop on here and tell ya'll about what happened to me last night...

So I Get off work... drive home, anyway I go to my favorite beer store to get my normal 12 Tall Cans of PBR (2 six pacs of tall cans)...

so everything is Cool, i've had like two tokes of weed earlier in the day so i'm not even that stoned, anyway I make a left into the parking lot with nothing going on, just a normal night... and then BANG! CLASH!

I look back and there's a horrible car crash right behind me!!! I just escaped death!, this  shit is crazy i'm still trippin' off this shit, so as Soon as I pulled into the beer store parking lot... the dude in the truck behind me gets fucking railed into by a speeding 18 year old kid! and it totally knoccs the tire off that dudes truck ... ( it flys off on the sidewalk, i see it later)

i get out of my shit and run over to the dude and his wife like is just there and she's helping him out of his truck over to the curb... The dude can't walk or anything, he's having trouble breathing and moving... this Crash was devistating... the dude in the truck (which is a pretty big pick up truck... you know one of those newer year models that's hella nice... so anyway, another person in the parking lot rushes over there with me and is immediatley on phone with 911... so she got her husband to the curb and he's even having trouble talking... She asks me and by this time the rest of the people who have crowded around what happened to the Car that hit him and I'm like okay... fuck it i'll go check 'cause after talking a little bit she was like Yeah it was a Hit And Run car accident... so i'm like okay... i start walking up the street just a tiny little bit and then Goddamn There's  the car that hit the Truck that crashed into someone's fucking House!

Dude is in the beer store parking lot struggling to stay alive and breathe and yeah... that's when the pigs showed up and the paramedics... and They got to working on him... got him in an Ambulance... Now keep in my mind I pulled into this store To Get My Beer so i'm just like trippin... a second or two and that could of been me... because that Truck was right behind My truck, i didn't even see the speeding car though THAT'S how fast it was going, I made a Left turn into that parking lot in a what seemed to me a Very clear area i didn't see any traffic anywhere... and I Didn't see any Speeding car approaching, i parked peacefully and then GODDAMN turn my head and there's a crazy crash... the dude in the car that crashed into the truck was fine and so was his passeneger, but he Drove into a fucking House! and yeah anyway... if i would of took 1 or 2 or 3 seconds later to make that left turn that could of been me! so yeah i'm feeling HELLA BLESSED and HELLA Lucky! for real... it's crazy shit like that really wakes you the fuck up and makes you appreciate life... anyway i'm drinking now... Ya'll know i be sippin' on that pabst blue ribbon. Lovin' my fresh Ice Cold PBR. Smokin' on Gods Gift (indica) and Gorilla Glue sativa

just wanted to say Be Safe juggalos! and oh yeah FUCK MNE! when i listen / listened to / saw "Down With The Clown" live and I was singing that shit with ICP i meant that shit not like bitch ass Twiztid... i'm still a juggalo! and I'll be a Juggalo 4 Life until I'm dead

now after all that shit homie I gotta drink some Cold Beers and appreciate how awesome my Life is!!! whooP! whoop!

SPANGE said
So I'm Good, i'm chillin' Feelin' blessed doing hella good, but I wanted to hop on here and tell ya'll about what happened to me last night...

 

So I Get off work... drive home, anyway I go to my favorite beer store to get my normal 12 Tall Cans of PBR (2 six pacs of tall cans)...

 

so everything is Cool, i've had like two tokes of weed earlier in the day so i'm not even that stoned, anyway I make a left into the parking lot with nothing going on, just a normal night... and then BANG! CLASH!

I look back and there's a horrible car crash right behind me!!! I just escaped death!, this  shit is crazy i'm still trippin' off this shit, so as Soon as I pulled into the beer store parking lot... the dude in the truck behind me gets fucking railed into by a speeding 18 year old kid! and it totally knoccs the tire off that dudes truck ... ( it flys off on the sidewalk, i see it later)

i get out of my shit and run over to the dude and his wife like is just there and she's helping him out of his truck over to the curb... The dude can't walk or anything, he's having trouble breathing and moving... this Crash was devistating... the dude in the truck (which is a pretty big pick up truck... you know one of those newer year models that's hella nice... so anyway, another person in the parking lot rushes over there with me and is immediatley on phone with 911... so she got her husband to the curb and he's even having trouble talking... She asks me and by this time the rest of the people who have crowded around what happened to the Car that hit him and I'm like okay... fuck it i'll go check 'cause after talking a little bit she was like Yeah it was a Hit And Run car accident... so i'm like okay... i start walking up the street just a tiny little bit and then Goddamn There's  the car that hit the Truck that crashed into someone's fucking House!

Dude is in the beer store parking lot struggling to stay alive and breathe and yeah... that's when the pigs showed up and the paramedics... and They got to working on him... got him in an Ambulance... Now keep in my mind I pulled into this store To Get My Beer so i'm just like trippin... a second or two and that could of been me... because that Truck was right behind My truck, i didn't even see the speeding car though THAT'S how fast it was going, I made a Left turn into that parking lot in a what seemed to me a Very clear area i didn't see any traffic anywhere... and I Didn't see any Speeding car approaching, i parked peacefully and then GODDAMN turn my head and there's a crazy crash... the dude in the car that crashed into the truck was fine and so was his passeneger, but he Drove into a fucking House! and yeah anyway... if i would of took 1 or 2 or 3 seconds later to make that left turn that could of been me! so yeah i'm feeling HELLA BLESSED and HELLA Lucky! for real... it's crazy shit like that really wakes you the fuck up and makes you appreciate life... anyway i'm drinking now... Ya'll know i be sippin' on that pabst blue ribbon. Lovin' my fresh Ice Cold PBR. Smokin' on Gods Gift (indica) and Gorilla Glue sativa

just wanted to say Be Safe juggalos! and oh yeah FUCK MNE! when i listen / listened to / saw "Down With The Clown" live and I was singing that shit with ICP i meant that shit not like bitch ass Twiztid... i'm still a juggalo! and I'll be a Juggalo 4 Life until I'm dead

now after all that shit homie I gotta drink some Cold Beers and appreciate how awesome my Life is!!! whooP! whoop!

  

I'm glad you're okay. Hope the other folks are okay unless they are bad people, then fuck em. 

It's funny as shit how after a near-death experience you are still all "fuck MNE!" HAHAAHhaHAHAha that is quite the characterization.

Fuck vehicles. I wish we went back to horse and buggy. Cars are too dangerous. . . We should just eliminate vehicular travel until we perfect the teleporter or else just walk.

the_waygook_smack said

my very first post is about none other than the warlocks hatred for women and about how he rather fuck trans women instead of women with a real pussy because those women all want to ruin men.  

Nice!! get the truth out there!!

post one of my songs too!!

haha, thanks.. you should mention that my anti-women perspective is heavily influenced & inspired by the late great comedian

Patrice O Neal!!

I'M WORKIN ON A FEATURE WITH ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE BATTLE RAPPERS FOR MY NEW WICKED SHIT PROJECT!!

If you're hip to the scene you might know who it is, if you're aware of the more wickeder themed emcees!!

I'M SO HYPE!! WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE!!!

Chuckieboy said
The warlock featuring ....Nu Nu Nellz?

Say it ain't so  

never heard of 'em..

looked him up.. never heard of her..

he's been retired from battle rap for a while now..

Chuckieboy said
Not sure how u can claim to have all this battle rap knowledge and not know the girl who books all of smacks battles...literally number 3 at url...

Anyway I was just fuckin, who u talkin?

I have alot of love for the scene no doubt. I'm not tryna bang on u  

smack & their street/3 min rounds influence on the scene is what bored me with it..

I was more into the KOTD & Grind Time style..

I cant say but the project is droppin this month, so you'll find out soon enough!

I'm prepping for two different job interviews tomorrow. 

And crossing my fingers I get one of the jobs.