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September 10, 2019
8:44 pm
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Pigg said

27. Maybe they’ll let me join the club.  

Oh shit! The big two seven, you know what they say about that.

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

September 10, 2019
9:05 pm
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My dad made it a few times. Smelled like ass and tasted worse.

Doesnt matter how good it is for you i aint trying it again. The old man ruined it.

What do they say about being 27? I was there some years ago.

I apologize in advance for the above statement, i may not be sober.

September 10, 2019
9:25 pm
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Drunkalo said

What do they say about being 27? I was there some years ago.  

Jim Morrison

Amy Winehouse

Kurt Cobain

and so on lots of famous people especially musicians die at 27

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September 10, 2019
9:31 pm
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September 10, 2019
9:35 pm
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No no no boys. I know the 27 dead club.

I took it as thats what pigg was refering to and jiffy had something to add.

I apologize in advance for the above statement, i may not be sober.

September 10, 2019
10:23 pm
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personally I don’t want to live to be old

let me die at 60-65 and I will be good my grandmother needs almost 24/7 care at 90 and my mom just turned 68 and is getting there too.

Its easy to care of  them for now because my grandmother lives 2 blocks away and my mom lives downstairs from me and my sister lives downstairs from her in a triplex but my grandmother and mother need a lot of help they are at the point they can’t go out on their own so it’s up to me to get their groceries,prescriptions and bring them to all their hospital appointments .

my niece who lives with me because she does not get along with her mother at the moment helps a lot with my mom but does not help at all with my grandmother because me and my sister are half siblings and my niece is not related to my grandmother.

my grandmother also has cancer at 90 and needs to visit oncology every Monday and I bring her there by taxi because it’s cheaper by taxi than by car because health care might be free in Canada but parking at the hospital is not.

my grandmother is also going blind and once a month I gotta bring her to legit get a needle into her eyeball, I cringe and look away but she takes it like a champ.

anyways im just rambling but I do not want to have to depend on people when I get older I just wanna live a good life and die a good death before I become a burden on anyone.

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September 11, 2019
6:15 am
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the_original_smack said
personally I don’t want to live to be old
I do not want to have to depend on people when I get older I just wanna live a good life and die a good death before I become a burden on anyone.  

Well put.

The Mrs has been doing home health care for many years. Some of the stories she comes home with are terrible. Id like to go before any of the terrible shit happens to me. Pissing and shitting all over the place, needing help with eating, cant remember anything, catheters and colostomy bags, fuck all that noise. I aint getting that old, i refuse.

I apologize in advance for the above statement, i may not be sober.

September 11, 2019
7:19 am
JiffyLong
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Ya I had no idea what I was talking about… I didn’t even know about the 27 club. 

Whoop whoop JiffyLong :

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September 11, 2019
11:08 am
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JiffyLong said
Ya I had no idea what I was talking about… 

Man, if i had a dollar for everytime i was there…

I apologize in advance for the above statement, i may not be sober.

September 11, 2019
1:25 pm
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Old age is a bitch, I used to watch my gramps before he passed at 88. He was blind from diabetes and had Alzheimer’s, so he’d legit always be like “Hito, turn on the light”. He refused to believe he was blind til he died. My dad used to tell me “If I ever get like that just OD me with the best drugs you can”

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September 11, 2019
6:37 pm
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I’m kinda worried right now. I’ll spare the details for the moment but I’m the senior employee at my job, and we have a very unintelligent Christian girl who is the store manager. She has tried a few times to convert people at my job or at least get them attending her church. She forms what I call “The Cult” . The new hired guy who I hate i overheard discussing fellowships and churches with her today. I feel like we are being overrun. More details will help but I’m busy at the moment. Any one have any similar stories of being bombarded by Christian’s at their workplace?

September 11, 2019
7:00 pm
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Old Mr Dangerous said
 Any one have any similar stories of being bombarded by Christian’s at their workplace?  

#Trump2020

feel like your being overun?? 

you sure you want to move to Canada?? you really sure??

how many times a day does a Christian have to stop work to wash their hands and feet to pray??

how many Christians want to murder all non Christians??

come October is Trudeau is re-elected we can count on close to a million more fucking Somalian Muslims here, these people shit on the streets like they do in most Democratic states in the US and they wipe their ass with their hands and smear that shit in the concrete.

if anything we need more Christians hell we need to bring back the knights of Templar

so until your neighborhood is bombarded with mostly radical non english or french speaking muslim scum thank god for the Christians you have there and thank god for good Christian people like your manager I wish there was more people out there like her.

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September 11, 2019
7:28 pm
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I gave my aunt this shirt to wear at work to get her evangelical boss’ attention:

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Her boss banned the shirt, and the boss’ husband laughed his balls off. 

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September 11, 2019
7:38 pm
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Tshirthell.com (krunk check it out, tons of shit to meme with)

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Edit: I really didnt mean that any kind of way, i really think youll enjoy some of the humor there and probably reuse them.

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September 11, 2019
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Pouring a drink to toast the ‘holiday’ so to speak. Cheers anybody? Hey hey

September 11, 2019
8:59 pm
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MajykNinjette said
Pouring a drink to toast the ‘holiday’ so to speak. Cheers anybody? Hey hey  

Oh man, your gonna make some friends here. That’s terrible, lol

Whoop whoop Drunkalo :

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September 11, 2019
9:17 pm
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We even got scotch from 2011 lol

 

Hey hey that’s why I’m here. I need more family in my life. Im still not used to anybody laughing at my terribleness xD

September 11, 2019
9:21 pm
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well this is the late night drunk crowd

you will fit right in

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September 11, 2019
9:42 pm
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the_proud_smack said
well this is the late night drunk crowd

you will fit right in  

I’ve not had a drink for like four nights. Sort of a weight loss thing but also to clear my head. Probably will sip Friday night

Fuck this kid that used to work with me who said everyone in New York is a piece of shit. He has not ever been to Ny or even near it, by the way, but he is some ignorant entitled kid from Kansas who worked at our dispensary for a bit. I couldnt believe it when he said it. I started thinking about all of the people leaping out of the World Trade Center windows. All the firemen. The planes crashing all over. The insanity. My brother who enlisted to fight and eventually died for it as a Lieutenant in the National Guard. 

Listen, I’m no nationalist. I hate government and every administration that has came through since I’ve been alive. But the soldiers mostly signed up because they thought it was the right thing to do. Lots of soldiers (including my brother) were far from perfect. But to have some early twenties Post Malone-looking spoiled brat say those words just has stuck with me for over a year.

Today is the day Americans pretend to empathize with New York and it’s people. Tomorrow you will go back to hating on it. A place that most who diss it have never been. I grew up there, so I’m allowed to voice my disdain about it. But I still love it. 

Cheers to New York, and America, and the United States, the continent of North America, the rest of the planet, the galaxy and the universe and beyond. We are all one. 

– I did my cheers with bottled water –

September 11, 2019
9:49 pm
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I have a 24oz during the week, something around 8% alc Wednesday or Thursday and at least 24oz on the weekend. The Mrs isnt a fan of the drunk guy i get to be. 

Ive been hitting my the cart for the past 3 nights, been sleeping like a baby too.

I apologize in advance for the above statement, i may not be sober.

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