the_proud_smack said
OK cool

but why is it the hatchet MAN?? and not the girl version??  

So like, is a girl supposed to call herself a juggalette? Because I call myself a juggalo and I've got a hatchetMAN on my hand, and i get corrected on it. Like I'm wrong or some shit lol

Thank you ma'am

the_proud_smack said

Iris was born with a penis and once posted a picture of the hatchetgirl drawn on her hand saying she wanted to get it as a tattoo 

Still finna do that

and that just makes me think of how sexist juggalos are I mean you can either be a lo or lette but what if your a skoliosexual?? 

we need more juggalo friendly names for the really confused juggalos of this world

juggamaphrodite

juggaskolia

juggapan

juggafluid

juggaqueer

juggacis

someone should e-mail psychopathic so they can get some new merch out there make sure to print the shirts in size 5XL and Noah would be a customer for sure  

Okay first of all, this comment was hilarious,

If I ever make a troll instagram account I'm putting juggamaphrodite on the bio.

but second of all

I actually know a few non-binary Juggalos (on instagram, haven't met any irl), and they pretty much all call themselves Juggalos, because it's just the common term.

Because unlike the people who need to take a "panic break" when they see my fucking username, they don't have a need to rush to the most obscure thing to be called so that they can feel special, and they actually have empathy for other human beings, and realize that trying to force you to call them stupid shit makes you look like a little bitch. 

(background on that comment, somebody deadass told me that my username gave them a "panic attack" on a chatroom, after vanishing from the chatroom for 5 or so minutes then returning and demanding I leave, and later getting pissed that I called them they, instead of ze, saying that calling them they is "holding back social progress")

the_proud_smack said
once you fully transcend will you change your name to Iris The Juggalette??  

Just yesterday, I closed on a motherfucking house! Holy fuck I'm trippin out about it. I always said I'd have a house by the time I was 30 and I made that shit happen (well I guess technically I'm 30 and a half...) Now, I will no longer have a life...

Carnivalkilla44 said
Just yesterday, I closed on a motherfucking house! Holy fuck I'm trippin out about it. I always said I'd have a house by the time I was 30 and I made that shit happen (well I guess technically I'm 30 and a half...) Now, I will no longer have a life...  

I was in the 'rent till your dead' frame of mind a long while ago. But owning feels so much better and so much more can be done.

Kudos on your new investment.

After buying our house we played this song, and slow danced in the livingroom. Its not really a slow dancing song but we held and swayed. (This white guy totally fits the white guy dancing stereotype)

Whenever we fight or whenever something stupid pops up that we think we cant see our way out of I play it again.

Old Mr Dangerous said
I agree with both Psyral and Drunkalo. Both options have their ups n downs. 

If I was sure that our rental homes would stop being sold out from under us or put on the market (happened to us 4 times and 2 in the last 2 years in Colorado) then we would continue to rent forever. But seeing as how we were forced out and into this tiny apartment, after telling ourselves that we would never do an apartment again, and having it happen back to back.... it may be time to buy a home. But man is that a headache.  

Both options are a major headache... But atleast when you own, the only headaches are caused by yourself and can be taken care of at your convenience...instead of relying on others(landlord) and having feelings of entitlement that comes from renting. 

Yeah technically you are still renting the land from the city/state/country but atleast you don't have to worry about landlords and the issues and problems they catapult into your life

JiffyLong said
Glass company. They blow glass. They work with glass in its liquid form. They make all sorts of things and art pieces made of glass. I work there now. It’s so much better than car thermostat plant. No more ridiculous quotas. No more standing in one place for 8 hours. No more SpongeBob!!! Hot as fuck. Fun as fuck.   

One thing that always gets underappreciated is having a job or working at a company that you can take pride in. Even if you hate your job.

the_proud_smack said
my family owns so many fucking buildings and we owe nothing all we do is collect rent now at the beginning there was debt but not anymore

it's better to own when you pay rent your paying out but even with a mortage at the end you own the building and can sell it so its an investment paying rent is like burning your money.

the buildings my family bought they bought in the 60's and I never have to worry about money or rent again because of it just fucking taxes and taxes suck .  

So basically you've lived a privileged life out of the luck of being born into a family that owns property and never really had to stress about real life problems. That actually explains a lot.

Sometimes I wonder if you just play a stereotype because you treat trolling like a wrestling gimmick.