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8:23 pm
March 30, 2013
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Enjoying the fact that I made it through the week. Tomorrow is my super short 4 hour day. Then I await new realtor bringing me the spare key and the key to the garage (I havent even seen it yet).
Still got moving to do. Gotta empty the storage bin as well, etc.
But I am definitely going to see "Dr. Sleep" soon. Book was good.
"I guess it's okay to be mentally ill
Cus it ended up payin' all my damn bills"
4:45 pm
March 30, 2018
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so I went to a Tim Horton's that is basically a refugee camp for Muslims and ordered a BLT cause I love the BLT from Tim Horton's I got home and it was just lettuce and tomatoes and mayo those fuckers gave me no fucking bacon and I know they did it on purpose too because Allah tells them not to touch pigs.
it almost happened at subway's once too a woman with a hijab was making my sub and I always order the BLT she puts the salami and pepperoni and tried to skip the ham I was like hey lady there needs to be more meat and she was like oh sorry put on an extra pair of gloves and added the ham.
why do these people hate ham so much?? it's in the middle of their prophets name moHAMed they should embrace the bacon not hate the bacon.
and because I ate a lettuce/tomato/mayo sandwich I been shitting ever since.
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
9:00 pm
September 18, 2012
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the_emperor_smack said
so I went to a Tim Horton's that is basically a refugee camp for Muslims and ordered a BLT cause I love the BLT from Tim Horton's I got home and it was just lettuce and tomatoes and mayo those fuckers gave me no fucking bacon and I know they did it on purpose too because Allah tells them not to touch pigs.it almost happened at subway's once too a woman with a hijab was making my sub and I always order the BLT she puts the salami and pepperoni and tried to skip the ham I was like hey lady there needs to be more meat and she was like oh sorry put on an extra pair of gloves and added the ham.
why do these people hate ham so much?? it's in the middle of their prophets name moHAMed they should embrace the bacon not hate the bacon.
and because I ate a lettuce/tomato/mayo sandwich I been shitting ever since.
LOL
Salami and pepperoni are both pork though. Why would the ham be more problematic?
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9:25 pm
March 30, 2013
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King Lucem Ferre said
the_emperor_smack said
so I went to a Tim Horton's that is basically a refugee camp for Muslims and ordered a BLT cause I love the BLT from Tim Horton's I got home and it was just lettuce and tomatoes and mayo those fuckers gave me no fucking bacon and I know they did it on purpose too because Allah tells them not to touch pigs.it almost happened at subway's once too a woman with a hijab was making my sub and I always order the BLT she puts the salami and pepperoni and tried to skip the ham I was like hey lady there needs to be more meat and she was like oh sorry put on an extra pair of gloves and added the ham.
why do these people hate ham so much?? it's in the middle of their prophets name moHAMed they should embrace the bacon not hate the bacon.
and because I ate a lettuce/tomato/mayo sandwich I been shitting ever since.
LOL
Salami and pepperoni are both pork though. Why would the ham be more problematic?
This is why Rob rocks.
9:28 pm
March 30, 2018
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then why are they listed as halal on their website???
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
9:29 pm
September 18, 2012
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Rob DOES rock but this is why LUCEM rocks.
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9:29 pm
March 30, 2018
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THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
9:30 pm
March 30, 2013
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King Lucem Ferre said
Rob DOES rock but this is why LUCEM rocks.
I fixed the original post. I'm drunk and stoned, 4giv.
9:34 pm
September 18, 2012
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the_emperor_smack said
then why are they listed as halal on their website???
Pepperoni and salami are both usually mixed with both beef and pork.
If the Salami is kosher then it's halal. If the pepperoni is pure beef then it's halal.
Maybe Subway gets the halal stuff? IDK but normally both are pork.
9:35 pm
September 18, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
I fixed the original post. I'm drunk and stoned, 4giv.
Me too.
9:37 pm
March 30, 2018
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yep being misinformed rocks for sure
they do say ignorance is bliss
subway salami and pepperoni are 100% halal beef
but you can't make beef ham that's why the cunt did not want to touch the ham but had no problem with the other meats
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
9:39 pm
September 18, 2012
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the_emperor_smack said
yep being misinformed rocks for surethey do say ignorance is bliss
subway salami and pepperoni are 100% halal beef
but you can't make beef ham that's why the cunt did not want to touch the ham but had no problem with the other meats
Islam is dumb. Bacon rocks.
And you know what? I'm not misinformed now. I'm evolved. My dick grew an inch. Now I'm at 4 huge throbbing inches.
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9:42 pm
March 30, 2013
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King Lucem Ferre said
Islam is dumb. Bacon rocks.
And you know what? I'm not misinformed now. I'm evolved. My dick grew an inch. Now I'm at 4 huge throbbing inches.
I'm weird. I gorge on meat and veggie burgers. I love both.
9:42 pm
March 30, 2018
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King Lucem Ferre said
My dick grew an inch. Now I'm at 4 huge throbbing inches.
that's probably why your an incel or are you self partnered??
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
9:46 pm
September 18, 2012
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the_emperor_smack said
that's probably why your an incel or are you self partnered??
You think girls just walk out when the see a tiny penis?
9:49 pm
March 30, 2018
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King Lucem Ferre said
You think girls just walk out when the see a tiny penis?
they laugh first
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
9:56 pm
September 18, 2012
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the_emperor_smack said
they laugh first
You know all to well what it's like. You got a thumb dick too?
9:58 pm
September 18, 2012
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1 2 3 4
I declare thumb war.
10:28 pm
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August 6, 2013
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In the states the ham is made from turkey.
10:44 pm
March 30, 2018
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Pigg said
In the states the ham is made from turkey.
I doubt that considering subway ham in Canada is still made from porc and we have a much larger Muslim population
as for Lucem last time I seen a small penis Ken Jeong jumped out of a trunk and incase you forgot I work in the porn industry and maybe you can too check out sexyjobs.com to see who is hiring in your area.
and for the mods it's not a pornsite but you wont get hired for any of the jobs unless you are 18+
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