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November 7, 2019
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Pigg said
In the states the ham is made from turkey.  

I doubt that considering subway ham in Canada is still made from porc and we have a much larger Muslim population 

as for Lucem last time I seen a small penis Ken Jeong jumped out of a trunk and incase you forgot I work in the porn industry and maybe you can too check out sexyjobs.com to see who is hiring in your area.

and for the mods it’s not a pornsite but you wont get hired for any of the jobs unless you are 18+

ca vas bien aller 

November 7, 2019
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the_emperor_smack said

I doubt that considering subway ham in Canada is still made from porc and we have a much larger Muslim population 

as for Lucem last time I seen a small penis Ken Jeong jumped out of a trunk and incase you forgot I work in the porn industry and maybe you can too check out sexyjobs.com to see who is hiring in your area.

and for the mods it’s not a pornsite but you wont get hired for any of the jobs unless you are 18+  

I’m good on that. I’m not pretty or ugly enough to be a porn star.

Wait, you’re not a porn star… duh…

I’m still good on that unless it pays really well.

November 8, 2019
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the_emperor_smack said

I doubt that considering subway ham in Canada is still made from porc and we have a much larger Muslim population 

as for Lucem last time I seen a small penis Ken Jeong jumped out of a trunk and incase you forgot I work in the porn industry and maybe you can too check out sexyjobs.com to see who is hiring in your area.

and for the mods it’s not a pornsite but you wont get hired for any of the jobs unless you are 18+  

The black forest ham isn’t, but the ham on the cold cut combo is turkey based.

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November 8, 2019
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We got our first snow last night with roads closures due to accidents. 

Krunk, put your bra on, were coming down.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

November 8, 2019
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Nothing about u is coming or down, Drunktard.

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November 9, 2019
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King Lucem Ferre said
My dick grew an inch. Now I’m at 4 huge throbbing inches.  

But, can you get a full fuck session in during a commercial break?

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

November 9, 2019
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Drunkalo said

But, can you get a full fuck session in during a commercial break?  

I can still remember that Twin Peaks commercial break with Tessa Campanelli 

way back in 1992

ca vas bien aller 

November 9, 2019
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Dont know that one?

Haha, nevermind. I got ya.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

November 10, 2019
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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

November 10, 2019
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the last Red Lobster in Montreal closed in like 1990 and I hate seafood anyway

ca vas bien aller 

November 11, 2019
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Leveling up on Veterans Day to the best music in the world. Semper Fi, cunts.

YouTube Video The Full Metal Jacket Remix (Sgt Hartman) Music Video

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November 11, 2019
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I am supporting Don Cherry

what he said is 100% true and not racist at all fuck all the cry baby leftist bitches

I also support the kids who got suspended for refusing to wear a rainbow poppy , the poppy is fucking red it’s been red for years why the fuck do the LGTBQ+ people want to FORCE kids to wear a rainbow one?? 

don’t force your gay agenda on kids

the people who do need to be thrown off a roof

ca vas bien aller 

November 11, 2019
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the_emperor_smack said
…I also support the kids who got suspended for refusing to wear a rainbow poppy , the poppy is fucking red it’s been red for years why the fuck do the LGTBQ+ people want to FORCE kids to wear a rainbow one?? 

don’t force your gay agenda on kids…

lol

South Park called it… If true, Canada’s officially The Death Camp of Tolerance

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November 11, 2019
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the cry baby left got Don Cherry fired the guy’s been at his job for over 30 years and just like that it’s over for him.

bunch of soyflakes

ca vas bien aller 

November 14, 2019
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I’m salting my windows & doors to keep Kanye’s new prosperity gospel brand out of my Houston crib.

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November 14, 2019
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Done with work for the week (although I’m on call). My wife bought us a new bed and holy shit it feels great to sleep on this after a week of sleeping on sleeping bags in a cold room. She has been sleeping with the kids on their mattresses in the warmness, but I took one for the team…. got a lot left to do but I’m trying to be chill as possible.

November 14, 2019
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so it finally happened

I took a walk to the dep to get my nightly 12 pack

and some crazy leftist woman attacked me for wearing a #MAGA hat

I mean it wasent really a woman it was one of those weird ones with  purple hair and a bowlcut dressed as a poor kid in hand me down  boys clothes with a huge nose ring and stretched ears.

but she/it went crazy on me calling me a racist and all that shit all 5 feet 100 pound at her yelling at my 6’3 250 pound self

I had no idea why I wear this hat so fucking often and so far not a single word I forgot I even had it on but I triggered this bitch I just stood there laughing at her until 2 Sikh guy’s in turbans showed up and calmed her down enough for me to skidadle out of there.

she did not try to hit me but she was yelling at me

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR HAT REPRESENTS?? YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!! YOU ARE PROMOTING BIGOTRY 

it all happened so fast I pray to god that somebody recorded that and it ends up on the internet 

and I did no remove my hat infact I will now wear it more often and might even buy some in different colors

this made my week

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ca vas bien aller 

November 14, 2019
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the_emperor_smack said
so it finally happened

I took a walk to the dep to get my nightly 12 pack

and some crazy leftist woman attacked me for wearing a #MAGA hat

I mean it wasent really a woman it was one of those weird ones with  purple hair and a bowlcut dressed as a poor kid in hand me down  boys clothes with a huge nose ring and stretched ears.

but she/it went crazy on me calling me a racist and all that shit all 5 feet 100 pound at her yelling at my 6’3 250 pound self

I had no idea why I wear this hat so fucking often and so far not a single word I forgot I even had it on but I triggered this bitch I just stood there laughing at her until 2 Sikh guy’s in turbans showed up and calmed her down enough for me to skidadle out of there.

she did not try to hit me but she was yelling at me

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR HAT REPRESENTS?? YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!! YOU ARE PROMOTING BIGOTRY 

it all happened so fast I pray to god that somebody recorded that and it ends up on the internet 

and I did no remove my hat infact I will now wear it more often and might even buy some in different colors

this made my week  

I agree with her logic. And the Sikhs were dope to have your back. She is entitled to her own opinion. I already told you the story about the fellow who accosted me about Trump (before he was even elected) even though I was also just trying to get some beer and not interested in politics.

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November 14, 2019
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krunkazphuk said

the_emperor_smack said
…I also support the kids who got suspended for refusing to wear a rainbow poppy , the poppy is fucking red it’s been red for years why the fuck do the LGTBQ+ people want to FORCE kids to wear a rainbow one?? 

don’t force your gay agenda on kids…

lol

South Park called it… If true, Canada’s officially The Death Camp of Tolerance

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Remember when South Park made a whole episode dedicated to apologizing over their climate denial? And the whole season was about wanting to get canceled because they are starting to feel embarrassed over stupid episodes from their past?

 

krunkazphuk said

I’m salting my windows & doors to keep Kanye’s new prosperity gospel brand out of my Houston crib.  

When Kanye started calling his bipolar disorder a superpower it was kind of empowering to the rest of us that experience it. Now that he’s using religion as a crutch to validate his manic delusions of grandeur while ignoring his bipolar disorder as something real, he’s losing all of the important mental health awareness that he previously built up. He did the same thing with Trump, using Trump’s delusions of grandeur to validate his own as something normal or real.

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November 14, 2019
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King Lucem Ferre said

Remember when South Park made a whole episode dedicated to apologizing over their climate denial? And the whole season was about wanting to get canceled because they are starting to feel embarrassed over stupid episodes from their past?

 

krunkazphuk said

I’m salting my windows & doors to keep Kanye’s new prosperity gospel brand out of my Houston crib.  

When Kanye started calling his bipolar disorder a superpower it was kind of empowering to the rest of us that experience it. Now that he’s using religion as a crutch to validate his manic delusions of grandeur while ignoring his bipolar disorder as something real, he’s losing all of the important mental health awareness that he previously built up. He did the same thing with Trump, using Trump’s delusions of grandeur to validate his own as something normal or real.  

You are an excellent expressor of your thoughts, Lucem. I wish that I could emulate that, but my brain moves faster than my mouth and fingers. I could probably never speak as well as you type in person. It almost feels like a form of disability, now that I think about it. I am better at writing my thoughts than speaking em, for sho. 

Fuck your boy, Kanye, by the way. He is the wackest kind of genius available right now. 

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