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8:44 pm
August 10, 2017
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Sitting by the tree, sippin eggnog, waiting on Christmas gifts...
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
9:46 pm
March 30, 2018
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Drunkalo said
Saturday Night Live hasn't appealed to me in YEARS. Eddie Murphy will be on tonight's episode. Kind of looking forward to it and really hoping for some of his old characters to make a come back. Buckwheat, Gumby, Stevie Wonder, this could be really good!But for the day, Christmas shopping. UGH...
Have a good one all.
What is the sum of:5 + 12
I watched that episode and it seriously made me sick
who was that fat black nasty cellulite rapper woman?? she was disgusting man like extremly gross
Hippo was her name?? I like to call her Mrs Buttersworth
if that is what kids have to look to as role models these days the world is fucked.
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10:40 pm
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February 15, 2014
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Just finished watching "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny"
I watch the Rifftrax of it. Those not familiar with Rifftrax, it's the 3 guys from MST3K doing the same thing but without the robots.
“What a story!” This was the original studio tagline for Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. You will have to ignore, of course, that Santa & the Ice Cream Bunny barely contains a story, let alone a coherent thought. But you’ll be willing to let this pass, since it does contain pigs, gorilla suits, paper mache birds, soiled Santa costumes, pervy moles and, of course, an Ice Cream Bunny.
What is an Ice Cream Bunny? We’re not quite sure, and the movie doesn’t really bother to explain. Evidently he has a fire truck with an air raid siren, and lives at a place called Pirates World. We also know that we are strongly in favor of ceding all power to it and letting it enact whatever foul agenda it desires, just as long as it lets us take a ride through Pirates World in that sweet, sweet fire truck.
It’s one of the strangest and most baffling pieces of outsider art that Mike, Kevin and Bill have ever riffed. Please join us in experiencing: Santa & the Ice Cream Bunny.
11:05 pm
March 30, 2018
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I am wishing you all a Merry Christmas
have a good one
Turkey,sweet potatoes, stuffing,gravy,cake, spinach dip all that good shit
and I hope all your gifts are on point
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2:12 pm
February 16, 2018
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Not sure where to post this, but should we be concerned that there are about 100 guests online and about 6 that are listed as viewing a thread?
There's around 30 listed as viewing the overall psy page and another 30 on the General, but I checked like every recent thread and saw like 5 people.
Maybe they're all viewing some old thread someone else online made reference to, but then why would there only be about 30 to each?
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
2:22 pm
May 4, 2014
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Psyral says, and I quote...
"Yeah, I don't care."
Here's some lotus rain for the lurkers:
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8:13 pm
August 10, 2017
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Anyone get anything good for Christmas? Best and worst gifts?
Did the Rude Boy do his Christmas giveaways this year? Anyone have any word of it?
Did anyone here make it to Ballas on a Boat? Thoughts?
Anyone have any resolutions? Does anyone still believe in attempting a new years resolution?
What's your IP address?
Do you pee standing or sitting?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Is anyone as stoked as I am for the apocalypse to have access to a shit ton of random ass car parts and make a legit Mad Max mobile?
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
8:58 pm
September 18, 2012
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Drunkalo said
Anyone get anything good for Christmas?
Uhhh, I guess?
Best and worst gifts?
Best is the gift card. Worst is the White Elephant BBQ set because I was too drunk to pay attention to what was going on and harassing my nieces boyfriend for looking like Ben Shapiro. Funny story attached to that.
Did the Rude Boy do his Christmas giveaways this year?
I didn't even know this was a thing.
Anyone have any word of it?
Obviously not me.
Did anyone here make it to Ballas on a Boat?
Not me.
Thoughts?
Man, that 'Prove It' song on K.R.I.T.'s latest album was boring but J. Cole's verse on it was really good.
Anyone have any resolutions?
I don't.
Does anyone still believe in attempting a new years resolution?
Fuck no. It's a superficial justification for huge life changes that nobody sticks to. If you actually cared you wouldn't wait for a specific time of year and would just do it.
What's your IP address?
I almost posted my zip code. I did post my address once when I had a house. Nothing happened. People are just talk.
Do you pee standing or sitting?
Depends on if I have to poop.
How many fingers am I holding up?
At the point and time of you reading this, most likely none.
Is anyone as stoked as I am for the apocalypse to have access to a shit ton of random ass car parts and make a legit Mad Max mobile?
I'm not as vehicularly literate as you are. So hell no. I depend on a functioning society. I never learned how to hunt. I'd die if it weren't for the weird fact that people like me. The apocalypse isn't coming in our life time though. Maybe the downfall of America as we know it.
9:33 pm
August 10, 2017
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Best and worst gift this year?
Best: With my Christmas bonus, a little bit of saved money, cash from the family, and 6 easy payments of $52.10 we own a brand spanking new living room suit. We have to pick it up tomorrow. Were both pretty excited about that. And new Jnco's!
Worst: Was my attempt at buying the mrs an air fryer. I grabbed the last one on the shelf without reading it and got her a really fancy convection oven. Its just not the same... Spent 15 mins in the return line, 20 mins not finding the right one, 10 mins finding an employee to confirm were not finding it, 15mins ordering a new one. Its coming Thursday, I think.
Unexpected: the random free cat that was on our doorstep when we got home from running. It stayed outside for a whole 24 hours till we could being it to the vet to have it looked at before bringing it inside to meet our other 2 furry kids. It was like that scene from Fight Club where meatloaf waited on the porch.
I got a bit tipsy Christmas eve, the mrs had to go to work. I had 2 Miller Lite 24 oz cans then ran back out for 2 24oz Redds Wicked Apple. I drank one, cracked the other then crashed hard. The cracked one is aging in the fridge as I type. It's going to taste fucking terrible but I'll still manage to get thru it.
I found out about the RudeBoy christmas giveaway last year at ballas. Maybe it was the year before, whatever. I guess it was supposed to be a yearly thing that he would give to the less fortunate. I did not make it this year either.
I just listened to the K.R.I.T song I liked the flow and chorus. I'll have to listen a few times to fully grasp the lyrics and content. Even then I prob wont get it. So yeah I liked the flow and hook.
I agree with the resolution thing for the most part. It is a good solid day to start something new. They never work out, your right. I've tried to quit smoking 100 times, right after I finish this pack. Or this one. Maybe the end of the month. Maybe Tuesday. Never happens, well I'll say it hasn't happened yet. Maybe next Tuesday. I want a solid date to decide. I've talked to people and they know down to the day. If it's not January First I'll have to count on my fingers and toes.
My ip address is 4. I've been online for a very long time...
I sit on the toilet the majority of the time and play with my phone. I google house projects, ideas, i have a game or two I play occasionally, 'i wonder what's all involved in making a whatever.'
I actually held up 3 fingers right after typing that question just to legit say I had a number. At the time of your reply I was not holding up fingers. Shit your good son!
Mad max mobile will only be achievable if I have web access to figure out how to connect the parts. Unless it's already running I'll have no success modifying much.
If your bored let us in on the Shapiro story. Hows the CD reviews going?
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the_patriot_smackYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
2:12 pm
August 10, 2017
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Drunkalo said
I agree with the resolution thing for the most part. It is a good solid day to start something new. They never work out, your right.
Id like to make an addition to this.
The attempt counts, fully. Props are given to those that try and fail. Its at least its a try.
In my case the quit smoking thing means, I tried. Even if I eventually gave in, said fuck it, then caved. Which most would just keep saying 'man, I should quit' and never even attempt. Attempts are a solid step forward to a full on thing.
Attempting to me means a half less pack of cigarettes, $3.75 in my pockets, and 30 seconds added to my life.
Attempting every week, means $182 extra bucks in my pocket a year and 26 hours attached to my longevity.
Ill agree to the any day theory if you can agree that baby steps count.
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
7:27 pm
May 4, 2014
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I'll agree with Baby Juggayoda.
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11:02 pm
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February 15, 2014
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My new year's resolution this year: To break my new year's resolution.
If I break it, then I succeed in my resolution, in which case I didn't break it so I didn't succeed.
The paradox can only be resolved if the universe gives up and collapses into a puff of illogical nothingness.
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Thank me now since you won't be around afterwards.
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the_patriot_smack11:08 pm
March 30, 2018
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watching the new netflix show messiah
it's some good stuff
and my new years resolution was to sell stuff I have too much stuff and I just have to start selling it
I got some pretty mint untouched barbie dolls from 1964 in the collector case
asking $550 but would take $500 in Canadian dollars
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
5:48 am
May 4, 2014
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Got any mint Trash Talkin' Turleens?
YouTube Video Trash Talkin Turleen, Trailer Trash Doll
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8:06 pm
March 30, 2018
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found these gems at a pawn shop for $2 each in Canadian funds
also picked up the Flip the Rat record store day vinyl
today was a good day
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9:49 pm
February 16, 2018
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Spaghetti
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
10:23 pm
March 30, 2018
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Spaghetti
is the worst of all pasta's
I like penne and rigatoni much more
but I gotta admit I don't like pasta to begin with I like my moms meat sauce but I eat that with a spoon on it's own like a chili
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
12:10 am
March 30, 2013
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the_great_white_smack said
is the worst of all pasta's
I like penne and rigatoni much more
but I gotta admit I don't like pasta to begin with I like my moms meat sauce but I eat that with a spoon on it's own like a chili
I enjoy your mom's meat sauce, also.
5:40 am
August 10, 2017
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the_great_white_smack said
found these gems at a pawn shop for $2 each in Canadian fundsalso picked up the Flip the Rat record store day vinyl
today was a good day
You got ripped the fuck off paying $2 for YW and AMB.
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
11:15 pm
February 16, 2018
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The entire city of Mesa has the fucking Flu.
And Phoenix, and Gilbert.
THE ENTIRE STATE OF ARIZONA HAS THE FLU!
My whole office, everyone at Guitar Center, the rest of my family.
The only person I know who isn't sick just got back from vacation and doesn't work.
When I went to fucking Walgreens and they were almost out of all the cough shit.
The end is near, we shall all die.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
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