11:22 pm
March 30, 2018
Iris The Tranny juggalette said
The entire city of Mesa has the fucking Flu.And Phoenix, and Gilbert.
THE ENTIRE STATE OF ARIZONA HAS THE FLU!
My whole office, everyone at Guitar Center, the rest of my family.
The only person I know who isn't sick just got back from vacation and doesn't work.
When I went to fucking Walgreens and they were almost out of all the cough shit.
The end is near, we shall all die.
did the person you know just get back from vacation in Iran??
they just bombarded your state with chemical warfare
the world will never get 99 cent cans of ice tea again
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12:27 am
February 16, 2018
the_vintage_smack said
did the person you know just get back from vacation in Iran??
they just bombarded your state with chemical warfare
the world will never get 99 cent cans of ice tea again
Those Arizona Tea's are a lie.
That shit's made in New York.
We are a huge exporter of Bombs and Aircraft Equipment though, so I guess not the worst target of an attack.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
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working on some nerd shit.
I got a bunch of models recently; A ton of chaos space marines, a plagueburst crawler for my death guard, plus I have a backlog of a few death guard models and a ton of tyranids I gotta paint. then I'm working on repainting models for malifaux, and I'm starting some new games; got the Unmade for Warcry, cult of the burning man for The Other Side. so. well over a hundred models I gotta paint. Hoping to get at least my Unmade finished today so I can start on the Plagueburst Crawler annd some of the backlogged death guard models.
Whoop Whoop jiggles the clown :
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New Years was cool. Went to a bar already drunk... well it was more like a rave. Did the ole 🍬 flip. Recorded a few songs at an actual studio... will post them gems at a later date.
Almost had a few head on collisions today because people are in a hurry and feel like they gotta pass 10 cars.
Whoop Whoop JiffyLong :
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9:02 pm
February 16, 2018
jiggles the clown said
working on some nerd shit.
I got a bunch of models recently; A ton of chaos space marines, a plagueburst crawler for my death guard, plus I have a backlog of a few death guard models and a ton of tyranids I gotta paint. then I'm working on repainting models for malifaux, and I'm starting some new games; got the Unmade for Warcry, cult of the burning man for The Other Side. so. well over a hundred models I gotta paint. Hoping to get at least my Unmade finished today so I can start on the Plagueburst Crawler annd some of the backlogged death guard models.
My Allegiance lies only with the Orks
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Did you know the orks are a fuckin fungus? That's not a joke in 40k, they're a fungus.
Why do you think you've never seen a female Ork in 40k? They don't exist, They're technically gender-less, they reproduce asexually.
If an Ork gets its head blown off you can sew it back on to save it. Or you could sew its head onto another headless body to bring life to that body.
They're also intrinsically psychic and if enough of them believe something it just manifests.
Ork guns are basically just shitty boxes with barrels at the end of them that they throw pieces of metal into.
But they believe it will shoot so it does.
They can change the properties of things by painting them different colors.
They're technology is considered both the least complex and one of the most complex in existence because it makes exactly zero logical sense.
Orks are the best, no barre.
Fuck a Space Marine I wanna put some scrap metal in a tin can and yell until one of us dies.
Edit: And if you don't find Squigs cute your opinion is invalid
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
5:03 am
August 23, 2014
Iris The Tranny juggalette said
jiggles the clown said
working on some nerd shit.
I got a bunch of models recently; A ton of chaos space marines, a plagueburst crawler for my death guard, plus I have a backlog of a few death guard models and a ton of tyranids I gotta paint. then I'm working on repainting models for malifaux, and I'm starting some new games; got the Unmade for Warcry, cult of the burning man for The Other Side. so. well over a hundred models I gotta paint. Hoping to get at least my Unmade finished today so I can start on the Plagueburst Crawler annd some of the backlogged death guard models.
My Allegiance lies only with the Orks
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Did you know the orks are a fuckin fungus? That's not a joke in 40k, they're a fungus.
Why do you think you've never seen a female Ork in 40k? They don't exist, They're technically gender-less, they reproduce asexually.
If an Ork gets its head blown off you can sew it back on to save it. Or you could sew its head onto another headless body to bring life to that body.
They're also intrinsically psychic and if enough of them believe something it just manifests.
Ork guns are basically just shitty boxes with barrels at the end of them that they throw pieces of metal into.
But they believe it will shoot so it does.
They can change the properties of things by painting them different colors.
They're technology is considered both the least complex and one of the most complex in existence because it makes exactly zero logical sense.
Orks are the best, no barre.
Fuck a Space Marine I wanna put some scrap metal in a tin can and yell until one of us dies.
Edit: And if you don't find Squigs cute your opinion is invalid
This all sounds like a joke but its all actually true, is the funny thing. Although the color thing is only mostly true? Different colors have different meanings to orks: red is fast, green is best cuz itz da orkiest. Blue is lucky. Purple is sneaky cuz uve neva seen a purple ork. And yellow is money because orks use their teef as money, which are yellow.
So an ork might paint their trukk red to make it go faster. But orks dont think painting something yellow makes it valuable, they just associate the color with wealth, which is why the richiest clan uses yellow as their color.
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1:39 pm
February 16, 2018
jiggles the clown said
So an ork might paint their trukk red to make it go faster. But orks dont think painting something yellow makes it valuable, they just associate the color with wealth, which is why the richiest clan uses yellow as their color.
Yeah ik, that's what I meant.
Making things go faster or cause bigger explosions.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
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Shit has been so crazy active and eventful the past couple of months since my little bro passed... this is the first couple of days that. I’ve been chillin not stunning around. Now that the dust has settled I’m bored as shit lol.
I’ve been drawing again and designing some new threads. I’m gonna smoke some weed and watch YouTube. Yup it’s come to that.
I made a little Instagram thing so I could post my shit. No one around to tell me not so I won’t whore myself out. Don’t want to anyways. Not even gonna show my face. But I’m ranting... cuz I’m bored. But yeah can’t find a good place to just creat shit and fuck around.
spent a lot of time in Berkeley.
haven't done shit but doodle and make sketches of shit.
my friends who has all the machines is weird as shit and stressful. So I’m just gonna old school this shit. Hand stitching and embroidery. Home made silk screen. I just need some time to chill think and make. I don’t care how much or how long or what ever I do this for I just gotta do it again. Fuckin bugging out and I need to see what I want.
I haven’t even added real ppl on this so yeah.
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9:48 pm
March 30, 2018
bayAreaShaman said
Shit has been so crazy active and eventful the past couple of months since my little bro passed... this is the first couple of days that. I’ve been chillin not stunning around. Now that the dust has settled I’m bored as shit lol.I’ve been drawing again and designing some new threads. I’m gonna smoke some weed and watch YouTube. Yup it’s come to that.
I made a little Instagram thing so I could post my shit. No one around to tell me not so I won’t whore myself out. Don’t want to anyways. Not even gonna show my face. But I’m ranting... cuz I’m bored. But yeah can’t find a good place to just creat shit and fuck around.
spent a lot of time in Berkeley.
haven't done shit but doodle and make sketches of shit.
my friends who has all the machines is weird as shit and stressful. So I’m just gonna old school this shit. Hand stitching and embroidery. Home made silk screen. I just need some time to chill think and make. I don’t care how much or how long or what ever I do this for I just gotta do it again. Fuckin bugging out and I need to see what I want.
I haven’t even added real ppl on this so yeah.
I felt pitty on this crackhead and decided to follow him on instagram and like his posts he had no followers and zero likes so as a fellow Juggalo wanted to support his art
and he blocked me for it
so shaman you speckle of shit from this moment now on I will relentlessly mock you you worthless fucking democrat
my advise to you is do like s-word and pussycat leave and never come back unless you want me to shit wet shit all over ever single post you post
hope ICE sends you back to the shithole you came from
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