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January 7, 2020
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
The entire city of Mesa has the fucking Flu.

And Phoenix, and Gilbert.

THE ENTIRE STATE OF ARIZONA HAS THE FLU!

My whole office, everyone at Guitar Center, the rest of my family.

The only person I know who isn't sick just got back from vacation and doesn't work.

When I went to fucking Walgreens and they were almost out of all the cough shit.

The end is near, we shall all die.  

did the person you know just get back from vacation in Iran??

they just bombarded your state with chemical warfare

the world will never get 99 cent cans of ice tea again

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January 8, 2020
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the_vintage_smack said

did the person you know just get back from vacation in Iran??

they just bombarded your state with chemical warfare

the world will never get 99 cent cans of ice tea again  

Those Arizona Tea's are a lie.

That shit's made in New York.

We are a huge exporter of Bombs and Aircraft Equipment though, so I guess not the worst target of an attack.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

January 8, 2020
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99 cents a can thoe

I sometimes get the fruit punch one or the arnold palmer one

and I always question the dep that tries to charge more than 99 cents

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January 8, 2020
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A buddy if mine wants to consolidate his entire dvd to digital. Anyone know a good free dvd ripper?

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 8, 2020
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joust doing math h work ffuckin shucks but iim doin it t

January 11, 2020
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the lights are flickering

it might be 1998 all over again

the greatest city in the world Montreal,Quebec,Canada is getting hit with another ice storm 

so if you don't see me online for awhile it was an act of god

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January 12, 2020
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so the power ain't down yet and I am watching one of my favorite comedies

I love you man

RUSH

RIP Neil Peart

great movie and great band

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January 12, 2020
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working on some nerd shit.

 

I got a bunch of models recently; A ton of chaos space marines, a plagueburst crawler for my death guard, plus I have a backlog of a few death guard models and a ton of tyranids I gotta paint. then I'm working on repainting models for malifaux, and I'm starting some new games; got the Unmade for Warcry, cult of the burning man for The Other Side. so. well over a hundred models I gotta paint. Hoping to get at least my Unmade finished today so I can start on the Plagueburst Crawler annd some of the backlogged death guard models.

Whoop Whoop jiggles the clown :

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January 12, 2020
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just checking back on the forum, kinda tired tho so probs not for long

shit been wild over here

well mentally that is 

January 12, 2020
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New Years was cool. Went to a bar already drunk... well it was more like a rave. Did the ole 🍬 flip. Recorded a few songs at an actual studio... will post them gems at a later date. 

Almost had a few head on collisions today because people are in a hurry and feel like they gotta pass 10 cars. 

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January 12, 2020
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jiggles the clown said
working on some nerd shit.

 

I got a bunch of models recently; A ton of chaos space marines, a plagueburst crawler for my death guard, plus I have a backlog of a few death guard models and a ton of tyranids I gotta paint. then I'm working on repainting models for malifaux, and I'm starting some new games; got the Unmade for Warcry, cult of the burning man for The Other Side. so. well over a hundred models I gotta paint. Hoping to get at least my Unmade finished today so I can start on the Plagueburst Crawler annd some of the backlogged death guard models.  

My Allegiance lies only with the Orks

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Did you know the orks are a fuckin fungus? That's not a joke in 40k, they're a fungus.

Why do you think you've never seen a female Ork in 40k? They don't exist, They're technically gender-less, they reproduce asexually.

If an Ork gets its head blown off you can sew it back on to save it. Or you could sew its head onto another headless body to bring life to that body.

They're also intrinsically psychic and if enough of them believe something it just manifests.

Ork guns are basically just shitty boxes with barrels at the end of them that they throw pieces of metal into. 

But they believe it will shoot so it does. 

They can change the properties of things by painting them different colors.

They're technology is considered both the least complex and one of the most complex in existence because it makes exactly zero logical sense.

Orks are the best, no barre.

Fuck a Space Marine I wanna put some scrap metal in a tin can and yell until one of us dies.

 

Edit: And if you don't find Squigs cute your opinion is invalid 

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I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

January 13, 2020
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said

jiggles the clown said
working on some nerd shit.

 

I got a bunch of models recently; A ton of chaos space marines, a plagueburst crawler for my death guard, plus I have a backlog of a few death guard models and a ton of tyranids I gotta paint. then I'm working on repainting models for malifaux, and I'm starting some new games; got the Unmade for Warcry, cult of the burning man for The Other Side. so. well over a hundred models I gotta paint. Hoping to get at least my Unmade finished today so I can start on the Plagueburst Crawler annd some of the backlogged death guard models.  

My Allegiance lies only with the Orks

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Did you know the orks are a fuckin fungus? That's not a joke in 40k, they're a fungus.

Why do you think you've never seen a female Ork in 40k? They don't exist, They're technically gender-less, they reproduce asexually.

If an Ork gets its head blown off you can sew it back on to save it. Or you could sew its head onto another headless body to bring life to that body.

They're also intrinsically psychic and if enough of them believe something it just manifests.

Ork guns are basically just shitty boxes with barrels at the end of them that they throw pieces of metal into. 

But they believe it will shoot so it does. 

They can change the properties of things by painting them different colors.

They're technology is considered both the least complex and one of the most complex in existence because it makes exactly zero logical sense.

Orks are the best, no barre.

Fuck a Space Marine I wanna put some scrap metal in a tin can and yell until one of us dies.

 

Edit: And if you don't find Squigs cute your opinion is invalid 

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This all sounds like a joke but its all actually true, is the funny thing. Although the color thing is only mostly true? Different colors have different meanings to orks: red is fast, green is best cuz itz da orkiest. Blue is lucky. Purple is sneaky cuz uve neva seen a purple ork. And yellow is money because orks use their teef as money, which are yellow.

So an ork might paint their trukk red to make it go faster. But orks dont think painting something yellow makes it valuable, they just associate the color with wealth, which is why the richiest clan uses yellow as their color.

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January 13, 2020
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So an ork might paint their trukk red to make it go faster. But orks dont think painting something yellow makes it valuable, they just associate the color with wealth, which is why the richiest clan uses yellow as their color.  

Yeah ik, that's what I meant.

Making things go faster or cause bigger explosions.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

January 19, 2020
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Just finished up a small project.

Picking up new kitchen cabinets.

Wishing the weather was a bit nicer.

Bitching about searching this thread...

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And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 19, 2020
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Ordered that UFC PPV last night and had some friends over for pizza, wings, and drinks. The wife's holiday party for her company is tonight. Gonna check out some football playoffs for a bit then head to that.

January 19, 2020
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Parents are visiting

 We're in Japan till Tuesday, then back to Seoul for a week.

January 19, 2020
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find one of those worn pantie vending machines and post on instagram

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January 19, 2020
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If I find it I will. I doubt they're common though.

Whoop Whoop Pigg :

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January 20, 2020
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Shit has been so crazy active and eventful the past couple of months since my little bro passed... this is the first couple of days that. I’ve been chillin not stunning around. Now that the dust has settled I’m bored as shit lol. 

I’ve been drawing again and designing some new threads. I’m gonna smoke some weed and watch YouTube. Yup it’s come to that.

I made a little Instagram thing so I could post my shit. No one around to tell me not so I won’t whore myself out. Don’t want to anyways. Not even gonna show my face. But I’m ranting... cuz I’m bored. But yeah can’t find a good place to just creat shit and fuck around.

spent a lot of time in Berkeley.

haven't done shit but doodle and make sketches of shit.

my friends who has all the machines is weird as shit and stressful. So I’m just gonna old school this shit. Hand stitching and embroidery. Home made silk screen. I just need some time to chill think and make. I don’t care how much or how long or what ever I do this for I just gotta do it again. Fuckin bugging out and I need to see what I want.

I haven’t even added real ppl on this so yeah.

https://instagram.com/p/B7go5vqFEel/

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January 20, 2020
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Shit has been so crazy active and eventful the past couple of months since my little bro passed... this is the first couple of days that. I’ve been chillin not stunning around. Now that the dust has settled I’m bored as shit lol. 

I’ve been drawing again and designing some new threads. I’m gonna smoke some weed and watch YouTube. Yup it’s come to that.

I made a little Instagram thing so I could post my shit. No one around to tell me not so I won’t whore myself out. Don’t want to anyways. Not even gonna show my face. But I’m ranting... cuz I’m bored. But yeah can’t find a good place to just creat shit and fuck around.

spent a lot of time in Berkeley.

haven't done shit but doodle and make sketches of shit.

my friends who has all the machines is weird as shit and stressful. So I’m just gonna old school this shit. Hand stitching and embroidery. Home made silk screen. I just need some time to chill think and make. I don’t care how much or how long or what ever I do this for I just gotta do it again. Fuckin bugging out and I need to see what I want.

I haven’t even added real ppl on this so yeah.

https://instagram.com/p/B7go5vqFEel/  

I felt pitty on this crackhead and decided to follow him on instagram and like his posts he had no followers and zero likes so as a fellow Juggalo wanted to support his art

and he blocked me for it

so shaman you speckle of shit from this moment now on I will relentlessly mock you you worthless fucking democrat 

my advise to you is do like s-word and pussycat leave and never come back unless you want me to shit wet shit all over ever single post you post

hope ICE sends you back to the shithole you came from 

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