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August 23, 2014
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I'm literally waiting for paint to dry. I finished painting up a Plagueburst crawler(it's a warhammer thing..) and sprayed on the clear coat, waiting for it to dry, see about a second layer, then take pictures for the social media.
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3:43 pm
May 4, 2014
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I'm hoping this is on the next Psy sampler... (& taking bets if this is Jim Norton's new drag persona...)
YouTube Video Will You Repent To Jesus? MOTHER F*CKER!
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6:04 pm
May 4, 2014
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YouTube Video FREAKOUT! Woman Goes Crazy At Meijer In New Haven, REPENT M*TH*R F*C*ER!!!
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7:51 pm
March 30, 2013
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Having some beer for the first time in like 5 days. I'm cutting back for my health, money and such. Feels damned great overall and I lost about 7 lbs in those days. Using the MyFitnessPal app helps immensely.
Going to a Chinese New Year party tomorrow then back to work and healthy living. I figure drinking two nights a week instead of 5 or 6 is a start.
Have a grand night yall
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May 9, 2014
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King Lucem Ferre said
Beats To Kill Yourself To Vol. 1
Shits dope as fuck. You hear my take on the contorted minds beat yet?
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
7:44 pm
August 10, 2017
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Dear Friends, Family, Fuckers, and Foes. I started an Instagram page recently, some of ya'll already know.
I posted up some of my most recent projects, some old projects, projects in the works, presumable projects.
Add me, Hit me up, link to me, be my friend, be my valentine, repost fo ya boy.
MCL all, hope all is well, however fuck @skratchie. 
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
9:57 pm
March 30, 2018
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preparing for a shit storm
my niece currently lives with me and about 6 months ago I found her a job at an old folks home sitting for an old rich German gay dude with alzeimers.
the dude lives in an old folks home and has round the care supervision but his husband was looking for someone to just spend time with him every second day for 3 hours a day read to him just basically spend time with the man and i recommended my niece and she loved the job and loves spending time with this old man loves the old man.
he's 96 years old and she was just informed he's in the ER and might possibly be dying and the dude's husband is in Mexico this week, my niece is a typical 20 year old fucked up female with issues
FML if this dude dies
it will be months of chronic depression over eating and bulimia if this man dies
I feel like I should have never recommended her because I knew this would happen sooner or later
she was crying hysterically for the past 30 minutes until we found out what hospital he is in and she cabbed it there
now my stomach is in knots
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12:39 am
August 10, 2017
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You'll be constipated for 2-4 days, but itll pass.
If it's a shit storm, eat more cheese.
Plan your diet accordingly.
You gotta focus on the fun parts of the stories. The Mrs came home telling me one morning that the lady she was watching wouldn't give her marshmallows cause she was catholic'. She isnt. Also the really old, feeble, black woman that bitched about the 'negros' walking down the street all hours of the day. Positives are the key. Maybe not for the 'her', but for the 'you'.
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
9:13 am
May 4, 2014
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the_desirable _smack said
...he's 96 years old and she was just informed he's in the ER and might possibly be dying and the dude's husband is in Mexico this week...
Gotta give it up 4 the gays. Got an older than dirt, infirm husband on his deathbed? No problem:
One way to keep urself sane is keep rewriting the script of the impending supergay funeral (like it's open casket & he's wearing a
trucker hat.) 
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2:24 pm
March 30, 2018
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he did not die yet but has influenza
and these old gay people are more manly than you would think you would never even know they gay
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8:22 pm
March 30, 2018
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always read why someone is trending on twitter before posting something
I tweeted fuck Ryan Newman that guy's an asshole
I got over 500 threats within minutes had to delete the post
how was I supposed to know he got in a car crash?? I am Canadian we give no shits about the daytona 500
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8:49 pm
February 9, 2014
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Smoking a blunt and chillin..
Happy Juggalo Day Fam!!!
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8:53 pm
May 4, 2014
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the_desirable _smack said
always read why someone is trending on twitter before posting somethingI tweeted fuck Ryan Newman that guy's an asshole
I got over 500 threats within minutes had to delete the post
how was I supposed to know he got in a car crash?? I am Canadian we give no shits about the daytona 500
"Newman’s car flipped several times and crossed the finish line on its roof, engulfed in flames."
That's fucking awesome no matter where it happens.
P.S.
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9:28 pm
March 30, 2018
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I forgot it was Juggalo day
now I believe in Juggalo day miracles
found a local dep that had these today.
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9:52 pm
February 13, 2015
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I’m fucking up lol
PMA baby. Keep fighting.
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August 6, 2013
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My coworkers are taking me to 개고기 전골 (Gaegogi Jeongol) tomorrow. I've never had it before and it should be interesting.
6:49 am
August 23, 2014
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Same as always, really. Trying to finish up my death guard warhammer models, planning on getting a few of them done after work today.
Also dealing with some health issues. Foots all fucked up and i can't afford to miss work so its probably gonna take awhile longer to heal than it should.
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February 15, 2014
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the_desirable _smack said
always read why someone is trending on twitter before posting somethingI tweeted fuck Ryan Newman that guy's an asshole
I got over 500 threats within minutes had to delete the post
how was I supposed to know he got in a car crash?? I am Canadian we give no shits about the daytona 500
Here is a pic from Daytona 500:
Oops. Twitter censored it.
It must have been too offensive... To see the pic that Twitter thinks is bad, click the spoiler.
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