11:01 pm
March 30, 2018
I just got my wife in stardew valley preggo as soon as she gives birth I am going to go to the mayors office and divorce the bitch and take 100% custody of the child myself and marry another girl and make that girl raise the kid and when I get her preggo I am getting another divorce and marrying the next bitch.
it's a great game to play while under quarantine it's old school SNES style and the game never ends, some people on youtube have played the game for over 1000 hours.
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Old Mr DangerousTHE ALMIGHTY SMACK
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10:37 pm
March 30, 2013
12:28 am
March 30, 2018
I just did something I regret and I hope none of you ever make the same mistake I did
7 minutes 26 seconds plus commercials that you can skip after 5 seconds if you are paying enough attention and I was
nothing wanted me to wash more than watching that bullshit
if that is what the majority of Americans/Canadians watch/believe
the world is doomed
fucking depressing
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
12:30 am
March 30, 2018
11:24 pm
May 9, 2014
LOL!!! I sent my wonderful song to this IG Live Radio Show by David L. No idea what they play just seen a post that said send music. Turns out these guys are on some r&b wave or sum shit. They played like 30 seconds of my song and cut it off. They were speechless. They said it was crazy and it wasn’t for them. Then they told me to get my money back it was so fucking hilarious.
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
10:20 pm
March 30, 2018
I just bought 30 funko pops off EB Games website
they were $2 a pop plus $4.99 shipping
I paid $65 bucks for 30 pops
they were all lame ones but at $2 bucks I just had to buy them all
I got Justin Timberlake, Jerry Garcia,Billy the blue ranger,the spartan cheerleaders from SNL, Claire from modern family, Nick Fury from Captain Marvel,Gabby Gabby from Toy Story 4 and countless other horrible pop figures.
and my local subway re-opened today and tomorrow I can legally visit my nana again and it's looking like starting Monday everything will be opened up again.
life is getting good again
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
10:06 pm
March 30, 2018
6:09 pm
March 30, 2018
today was a great day mes amis
the greatest city in the world Montreal,Quebec,Canada is back open
spent the day in the park
and I am currently eating McDonalds
tomorrow everything opens up again and I going on a shopping spree
I am going to support local business as much as I can
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
11:16 pm
May 11, 2017
JiffyLong said
LOL!!! I sent my wonderful song to this IG Live Radio Show by David L. No idea what they play just seen a post that said send music. Turns out these guys are on some r&b wave or sum shit. They played like 30 seconds of my song and cut it off. They were speechless. They said it was crazy and it wasn’t for them. Then they told me to get my money back it was so fucking hilarious.
Jiffy I'm not gonna lie, ive given everyone who's putvmuxic on here a chance....that being said u go harder than anyone else on the forum
I'm fucking smashed right now so sorry if thie Shit justvsouodnt like babble but jiffy goes stupid hard
11:45 pm
March 30, 2018
Chuckieboy said
Jiffy I'm not gonna lie, ive given everyone who's putvmuxic on here a chance....that being said u go harder than anyone else on the forum
I'm fucking smashed right now so sorry if thie Shit justvsouodnt like babble but jiffy goes stupid hard
yep I agree Jiffy and Demonic Swagger are the two best Faygoluvers rappers
and I am featured on a song with Jiffy best song ever
here's a quick story about that song, the Australian homey Novocain asked me to record some shit talking so I recorded one that was
I fucked your mom up the ass, I fucked your mom up the ass and then she gave me 20 bucks
then I did it again in French
J'ai enculer ta mere, j'ai enculer ta mere, est elle ma donner vingt piace
I recorded this shit on my cell phone and the very next day while I was with my grandmother in oncology and it accidentally went off and everybody heard it I was so embarrassed maybe more than I ever was in my life the dirty looks I got but some old dude laughed and that made me feel good making an old dude dying of cancer laugh.
and that never even made the final cut of the song he used it on a skit or something instead.
and I think this dude was also on the track
I have the MP3 stored on an old phone, gotta find that shit
and I am also getting fucking smashed tonight celebrating the opening of my fucking city, the damage is done and it's time to rebuild
but to be honest sometimes on Mondays I get smashed celebrating it's Monday
god bless mes amis
Dieu vous protège
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