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10:37 pm
August 27, 2012
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Jager makes my car hit walls…but i love it so. It pains me that I have to stay away from it to preclude the aforementioned car issue from happening again…
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:39 pm
November 30, 2012
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Happens to the best of us homie
10:49 pm
December 8, 2012
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Theres an exotic fruit called a Fuyu Persimmon that tastes absolutely horrible like what u would think bug spray tastes like dont ever eat one. i made that mistake when i worked in the produce section of walmart a few years ago. I thought it might be good but it was very disgusting.
10:52 pm
Preachy! You shoulda been here like an hour ago..We needed your vote at a matter of up most importance(ok it wasn't important at all)
10:56 pm
December 8, 2012
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What was that? What vote?
10:58 pm
December 3, 2012
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See the *let us discuss* thread if you want. Although it probably won't be that interesting to read back through. Moderation and free speech issues basically
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
11:00 pm
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May 22, 2012
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Preachy The Clown said:
Theres an exotic fruit called a Fuyu Persimmon that tastes absolutely horrible like what u would think bug spray tastes like dont ever eat one. i made that mistake when i worked in the produce section of walmart a few years ago. I thought it might be good but it was very disgusting.
were you grazing?
some bitch at some walmart just got caught grazing, right? she had a package of oreos. but she was dumb enough to admit that she steals food from walmart all the time, and had been doing it for years.
they rewarded her honesty with a felony stealing charge, even though they only caught her with a package of oreos.
theres more than a couple lessons in that.
oh, i used to drink jager, as it was convenient for me during one of my alcoholic phases. bottle in the car, bottle in the pocket. drinking all the time, drunk too much of the time. lousy way to live, really.
that thread, by the way, is a couple hundred posts long.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:06 pm
December 3, 2012
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Some people are fucking stupid. I worked at a gas station a few years back, and we caught people stealing shit all the time. My favorite though was two teens stuffing fucking krispy kreme donuts down their pants. Or somebody will get seven donuts and eat one before they come to the register, hoping nobody will notice
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
11:14 pm
December 8, 2012
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Ha i eat donuts at walmart all the time. I will pay for em but after im done shopping i'll ring up a donut with no donut in my hands and pay for it. Nah i worked there and i had never seen one so me and another dude tried one so we could describe it if we had to to customers i never recommended it.
I saw the Mod post but i dont know what they do so i couldnt add my two cents. I try to keep it positive though cuz im at work and i want to laugh or be intrigued by something to pass the day away not get into dumb arguements or cap on some one. Seems like people have been posting a bunch of negativity lately but u know…
11:19 pm
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May 22, 2012
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shoplifters these days crack me up.
as a kid, i did it all the time, and i was pretty good at it. turned 18 and stopped forever, though, no sense catching a charge as an adult for swiping stupid shit, and shoplifters are always stealing stupid shit.
but today, they arent ever any good at it, they dont stop at adulthood, and they still steal dumb shit. or they are the smash style shoplifters, and they get caught fairly often, too.
that other thing was… an interesting social experiment, anyway. what it amounts to in the end?
who the fuck knows.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:24 pm
December 3, 2012
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scruffy said:
shoplifters these days crack me up.
as a kid, i did it all the time, and i was pretty good at it. turned 18 and stopped forever, though, no sense catching a charge as an adult for swiping stupid shit, and shoplifters are always stealing stupid shit.
but today, they arent ever any good at it, they dont stop at adulthood, and they still steal dumb shit. or they are the smash style shoplifters, and they get caught fairly often, too.
that other thing was… an interesting social experiment, anyway. what it amounts to in the end?
who the fuck knows.
I would steal lighters and cigars when I was a kid, but never food. There was a dude that was a hang around in the group I used to run with, he would steal abreva cold sore medicine because they are small and like fourteen bucks a pop. Then he would take them to a different wal-mart, get credit on them, and buy cigs,beer, and gas….I'm pretty sure he is locked up as we speak
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
11:28 pm
November 30, 2012
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It was easier for us scruff, back in the day it was actually possible to steal shit. Now stealing from a convenience store or a gas station is tough man, it’s like trying to steal from a casino. I used to steal bonkers all the time, an old school discontinued candy that I really wish was still around. Yup, stupid shit. Slumerican, donuts down the pants bro? That’s some nasty shit, krispy kreme donuts don’t need a crotch glaze man, that shit is straight fucked up and disgusting. Did you just say fuck it and let ’em keep ’em? It’s not like you can try to re-sell them shits. Well, I guess you could……
11:31 pm
December 3, 2012
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I just googled bonkers…It looks like bubblicious. Was is like a taffy? It looks fucking tasty
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
11:43 pm
November 30, 2012
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Not quite as chewy as taffy, it’s more like a starburst. Shit was dope. I’m still bugged out by the pants donuts though, that’s almost as disturbing as violentdope’s edible ICP thong.
11:58 pm
December 3, 2012
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Well they had the good sense to put them in the little single bags…. Nothing surprises me anymore
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
12:01 am
November 30, 2012
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Hahahaha word. Funny shit dude.
1:29 am
July 11, 2012
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patjoyce said:
Not quite as chewy as taffy, it's more like a starburst. Shit was dope. I'm still bugged out by the pants donuts though, that's almost as disturbing as violentdope's edible ICP thong.
haha
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