9:24 am
May 4, 2014
2:49 pm
March 30, 2013
3:23 pm
May 4, 2014
7:44 pm
March 30, 2013
Chuckieboy said
U guys are too cute
Haha... customer called me a pussy few weeks back. Today a customer (a regular, actually) said that I was "fucking bullshit". Then he got in his pick-up and left. His brother apologized for him. The guy was mad because we only had 7 different strains of herb to buy for our half ounce specials. Then a minority female was served before him so he flipped out. Ah well.
8:09 pm
May 4, 2014
8:34 am
March 30, 2013
Chuckieboy said
Damn people spoiled lmao. How dare u not have at least the state minimum of 32 strains on deck
The rate at which people become spoiled/entitled is, from my observations, lightspeed in measure.
I've encountered people complaining about the following with legal weed: too expensive, NOT expensive enough (makes people doubt the quality or something), too weak, not cured long enough, cured too long, flushed incorrectly, not as dank as their -insert their unique revolutionary supreme homegrown or their California friend's OG strain that only they and a few people have tried-, nugs are too small, nugs are too big ("that means there is a fat stem in the middle, bro! Taking up all the weight!'), smells too weird, too dry, too wet, mad that we wont let them view or smell it during a pandemic, lack of strain options, TOO MANY strain options, mad that we cant reweigh the gram in front of them, mad that the tax is too high, mad that the weed of today "isnt as skunky anymore", mad that we dont have a specific strain that they read about online that is probably not even out there or not the effects due to who grew it... I could go on all day.
Anyway, had a nice gram joint of Borealis last night and a Grape-Pomegranate Happy Chew. Felt wonderful.
11:43 pm
March 30, 2018
death bubba mixed with high percentage beer
and it got me paranoid like how am I gonna spend my cash???
this corona shit is making cash obsolete
grocery stores only accept cash in 1 lineup and that lineup is fucking insane
to buy weed or booze legally in Quebec they don't accept cash at all even lotto Quebec stopped all kiosk and store sales you can only bet online.
cash is gone
the wu tang clan era is over
cash will soon rule nothing around us
a benji or a brownie will soon be worth less than than a hammie or a dixie
and that is what scares me the most about the corona
digital fucking currency will become mandatory
having over $10,000 in cash will be a felony crime
Scrooge McDuck is McFucked
god bless you all
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
3:09 am
May 4, 2014
the_patron_smack said
...cash is gone...
Not in Texas. Fuck this attempt to use a pandemic to impose a social credit score on the West based on viral immunity. Bill Gates & friends think they've got the poison, they've got the remedy. They've got dick.
the_patron_smack said
...cash will soon rule nothing around us
It never ruled. Just ask the dealer$ from the second trap apartment I helped shut down this year. Truth: they stand outside my front door crying to their mamas on a phone cuz they have the plane fare, but can't seem to get on a plane to escape Houston.
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8:09 am
March 30, 2013
Happy 4/20 to all!
Today I'll be spending most of it directing tokers around outdoors the dispensary. Trying to keep everyone at the six foot social distance. Easier said than done.
What yall got goin on? All the 4/20 concerts and events have been cancelled due to Corona.... so there are some attempts at virtual parties with Weedmaps and places like them. I will probably blaze in my garage like usual after work. Lemon Smacker has been kind to me, mixed I think with some Gorilla Glue.
10:26 am
May 4, 2014
2:45 pm
March 30, 2013
9:56 pm
May 11, 2017
My cousin mailed me a cut of some Gary payton and I was impressed. Shit was s nice change. And drunk why are u shutting these traps down? Have u talked to them first to try to work something out? In my eyes being a juggalo snitch is like an oxymoron. Plus if ur shutting down big traps u may end up with a little bounty on ur head...and u of all people know wat a fiending crack head will do for a couple grams of hard. Be safe but damn fam....stop snitching. I keep tryna like u then u say some shit like that
8:49 pm
February 16, 2018
Forget smokin, I'm inhalin dat fuckin yayo man.
I haven't slept at all and I'm rapping faster than I thought my mouth could move.
I'm doing the last verse of godzilla at like, double speed I didn't even know that was possible, Granted there's no real variety in the inflections, and I'm not actually spacing the words properly, I'm just rattling off, but goddamn is it fun.
I did the whole thing in like, 1 breath, all I always fuck up with the breath between "the demon who entered me" and "or on the receiving end of me" at least I think that's where you should breathe, I can't tell. But right now I'm just zoooooom.
If I keep rapping the same verse stupid fast while I'm high over and over again, will I be able to do it when I'm sober?
Or wait, am I doing it normally and everything feels fast?
I don't know what's h a p p e n i n g
Holy shit I've been writing this comment for 15 minutes.
I don't know which question that answered.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
12:18 am
March 30, 2013
Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Forget smokin, I'm inhalin dat fuckin yayo man.I haven't slept at all and I'm rapping faster than I thought my mouth could move.
I'm doing the last verse of godzilla at like, double speed I didn't even know that was possible, Granted there's no real variety in the inflections, and I'm not actually spacing the words properly, I'm just rattling off, but goddamn is it fun.
I did the whole thing in like, 1 breath, all I always fuck up with the breath between "the demon who entered me" and "or on the receiving end of me" at least I think that's where you should breathe, I can't tell. But right now I'm just zoooooom.
If I keep rapping the same verse stupid fast while I'm high over and over again, will I be able to do it when I'm sober?
Or wait, am I doing it normally and everything feels fast?
I don't know what's h a p p e n i n g
Holy shit I've been writing this comment for 15 minutes.
I don't know which question that answered.
Sour Lemon Poison. And beer.
12:53 am
March 30, 2018
Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Forget smokin, I'm inhalin dat fuckin yayo man.I haven't slept at all and I'm rapping faster than I thought my mouth could move.
I'm doing the last verse of godzilla at like, double speed I didn't even know that was possible, Granted there's no real variety in the inflections, and I'm not actually spacing the words properly, I'm just rattling off, but goddamn is it fun.
I did the whole thing in like, 1 breath, all I always fuck up with the breath between "the demon who entered me" and "or on the receiving end of me" at least I think that's where you should breathe, I can't tell. But right now I'm just zoooooom.
If I keep rapping the same verse stupid fast while I'm high over and over again, will I be able to do it when I'm sober?
Or wait, am I doing it normally and everything feels fast?
I don't know what's h a p p e n i n g
Holy shit I've been writing this comment for 15 minutes.
I don't know which question that answered.
inhaling yayo??
does that mean snorting lines of cocaine??
if that's a yes
you are a junkie
seek help
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
1:46 am
February 16, 2018
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