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Why is the site SOOOO slow?! - And various issues.
April 28, 2019
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drunkalo is an alright guy his problem is that he's drunk all the time and does not see the world the way the rest of us do

cause we can see it in color

and I was "legit" banned in a rigged poll that all moderators voted me to stay except for the s-word and this was before you even joined the forum dumbass so you really have no say in the situation

just the fact right now that you want to have KKK banned makes you a cunt

I never called for anyone to be banned all I called for was the s-word to stop deleting my posts and he deleted more every time I complained about him deleting them, this is fact not fiction 

this forum should feel safe to you if you are a Juggalo nobody should ever say what you can or cannot say censorship is the real devil in the world

KKK is a Juggalo sure he's more on the chaotic side but a Juggalo none the less and if you are the type that want's to ban a Juggalo for being a Juggalo than you are NOT a Juggalo and you are the one who should be banned

whoop whoop motherfacko 

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April 28, 2019
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Fuck your color blind jokes, lol. I hope i crash into your car thinking the street light is a green light. Thats if either of us can ever get a passport. Do you drive on the left or the right side of the car?

Id look into the whole Smack vs. S-word battle royale with cheese but some of its gone. I dont have enough facts. Therefore i have to believe the half i know. Scruffy wins! Ive met scruffy, i like scruffy, i have no problem with scruffy whatsoever. In my book hes the winner. Sorry but you keep bringing up the 's-word' makes you look like a 'coont, eh".

Krunk i still want to hug on GOTJ day 3 after forgetting my deoderant at home. Full on, over the shoulder, pits exposed...

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

April 28, 2019
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Drunkalo said

Id look into the whole Smack vs. S-word battle royale with cheese but some of its gone.

only 50% of it's gone the good 50% that was 100% of the entertainment the 50% that had this forum at maximum capacity

here let me blow your mind Drunkie Canadian money is something you can't see colored

$5 bill is blue we call it a finsky
$10 bill is purple we call it a dixie
$20 bill is green we call it a twix
$50 bill is red we call it a pinkie
$100 bill is brown we call it a brownie or in some parts a hundo

yes we don't have a $1 bill and we do not have pennies either, two things I think America should follow 

have a nice Easter Sunday don't get too drunk

bitch

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April 28, 2019
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Easter Sunday was last weekend. Do you have a Canadian Jesus too? 

Colors i can see when side by side, i have to be able to distinguish the difference. Standard 8 pack of crayons (10 canadian) i can tell the difference between. But if you hold one up at a time i have troubles with some. 64 pack of crayola ("crayol'eh" canadian) and everything runs together into a mess. Sometimes the lighting changes the hue enough to confuse my mind. Its not that i cant see the colors, its i cant grasp what color it is. Does that make sense? Not digging, simply asking.

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And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

April 28, 2019
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I am Christian Orthodox

Easter is Today and Christmas is on January 7th

and I know about 1 in 12 men are born with some kind of color blindness

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April 28, 2019
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Ive read that its a genetic thing. Its very rare for a lady to have it but they are carriers. Its more prominent in first born males. My uncle is affected as well as one of my cousins. 

Get the fuck off the pc and go garage saleing with mom and grandma. Enjoy your easter, man.

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May 6, 2019
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Check check, come in ya'll, the sites up.

Seriously doe, it keeps going down, that's a bad sign given that ya'll were expecting a spike in usership with The Gathering, brace for impact.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

May 6, 2019
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Check check, come in ya'll, the sites up.

Seriously doe, it keeps going down, that's a bad sign given that ya'll were expecting a spike in usership with The Gathering, brace for impact.  

Loud & clear. Guessing it has something to do with the site migration/changes in store for those who know how to hang. cool

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May 6, 2019
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Did Twiztid happen to purchase FLH?  Or is this just Google being weird?

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May 7, 2019
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said
Did Twiztid happen to purchase FLH?  Or is this just Google being weird?

 I blame the monkeys on crack programming and Kara's bootleg ballas passes. Purely speculation...

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

May 7, 2019
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Are we being grounded? Were no longer on main page?

Just throwing it out there, im not a fan of the way the forum side displays recent threads. Main page set up was way better and more utilized by myself. I may be alone.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

May 7, 2019
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Ooooh, i like it. Thank you!

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

May 7, 2019
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Drunkalo said
Are we being grounded? Were no longer on main page?

Just throwing it out there, im not a fan of the way the forum side displays recent threads. Main page set up was way better and more utilized by myself. I may be alone.  

Nope. 

Not sure what the developer did. I just re-added it back. 

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May 7, 2019
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Yeah this site has been sooooooo slow lately. Been fienin tryna get on here past few days. 

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

May 7, 2019
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Yeah this site has been sooooooo slow lately. Been fienin tryna get on here past few days.   

Agreed. It is slow and problematic. The test site is on this same server and the developers are working on that site. It is causing some issues on this one. Possibly due to clearing caches or restating web provider services. 

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May 7, 2019
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All seems pretty well right now. Any idea how much longer can we expect issues? 

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And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

May 7, 2019
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So Sunday afternoon, the site started bogging down for no apparent reason. From about 3 PM CST on, it would slow down to a halt until I rebooted it.  A reboot kept it running OK for about an hour.  I opened a ticket with our host, who said it would take up to 72 hours for them to get back to me.  Then i hired a freelancer to look at it.  He recreated the htaccess file, and all was fine for a few hours. Then it would crash again.

Today, we tried updating the PHP to the latest, which conflicted with some plugins that are no longer supported.  After trying to get a workaround for that, we weren't successful and reverted to the older version of PHP.Meanwhile, we have a new site that is very close.  New/refreshed forum, new mobile site, and much more responsive. 

I appreciate the patience and support...don't think this is happening due to neglect. We'll be back up and running at full capacity soon!

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May 7, 2019
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Drunkalo said

Bonesaw Wizardstick said
Did Twiztid happen to purchase FLH?  Or is this just Google being weird?

 I blame the monkeys on crack programming and Kara's bootleg ballas passes. Purely speculation...  

 

 

I see why Spooky was able to knock it out.

His neck alone is taller than you.

 

On topic now...

 

My hats off for the effort to fix/upgrade this place.

Man O' man, PIGG, what have you done dude.

You had one job...lol.

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I THINK we may have found the issue.  Please continue to do your normal, everyday FLH-ing and hit me up with any issues you come across.  Feel free to post them here.

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Its been awful for me lately too 

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