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4:56 pm
May 29, 2013
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Well today was pretty much the worst day of MP school. Today was OC Spray day. For those of you who don't know OC spray is military pepper spray. It's oil based and it's a particulate. In other words...i've got burning needles stuck in my poors and eyes, 2 hours after the initial spray. I'm about to start the decontamination process, which is going to reactivate the effects of the spray. It's literally the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life. I'd sooner get shot than do this again. It feels like putting a cheese grater to your eyes while simultaneously dumping lemon juice on them, and it's on fire. So what have y'all been through?
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5:01 pm
February 24, 2014
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I stubbed my pinky toe the other day. Owweeee
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6:26 pm
May 4, 2014
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Giving birth without an epidural. Just keep breathing, L.T.B.
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6:31 pm
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May 22, 2012
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krunkazphuk said
Giving birth without an epidural.
im fuckin positive that trumps anything i mightve said.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
6:47 pm
December 19, 2013
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man whe I tried to screw my uncles girl freind when she was passed out naked and he woke up and man he hit me with so many beer bottels and I woke up outside and he was pissing on my face I could barely move at all man
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6:49 pm
May 29, 2013
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krunkazphuk said
Giving birth without an epidural. Just keep breathing, L.T.B.
That's very admirable and I got mad love for females with the fortitude to give birth naturally. That being said...fuck this OC shit man I wouldn't wish it on my worst of enemies
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7:00 pm
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May 22, 2012
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The Notorious, L.T.B. said
That being said...fuck this OC shit man I wouldn't wish it on my worst of enemies
keep that in mind, when you see somebody using it on some drunken sap.
smack... show us you can pass a racquetball, then say that.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
7:28 pm
March 20, 2013
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stabbed in the back. literally. dont run away from someone with a knife.
almost died. or quadraplegix, im just glad he was a retard shot and slipped the knife in sideways.
foot tattoo and peepee piercing were pretty horrifying too.
But nothing on natural birth and military grade pepper spray im sure.
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7:38 pm
August 27, 2012
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Kidney stone.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
7:46 pm
May 29, 2013
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scruffy said
The Notorious, L.T.B. said
That being said...fuck this OC shit man I wouldn't wish it on my worst of enemieskeep that in mind, when you see somebody using it on some drunken sap.
smack... show us you can pass a racquetball, then say that.
I will. I'd rather shin tap, knee strike, armbar take down wrist lock the guy anyway. Much more fun than hosing someone with satan's semen. I cant even comprehend how much worse this shit would be handcuffed in a drunk tank. Also in regards to the birthing vs nut tap argument, if's like CS gas (tear gas) vs OC spray. I got tear gassed in bootcamp and it was the second worst experience of my life. The inability to breath combined with the burning and stinging was incredibly fucking horrible, but it was over in twenty minutes. OC is still burning me 5 hours later and while not even remotely as bad as the first hour of contamination, this shit still fucking sucks horrendously. In short, nut taps suck dick but theyre over in short time. Birth is a very long process in most cases. So birth is worse.
Novocaine, That Aussie Asshole said
stabbed in the back. literally. dont run away from someone with a knife.almost died. or quadraplegix, im just glad he was a retard shot and slipped the knife in sideways.
foot tattoo and peepee piercing were pretty horrifying too.
But nothing on natural birth and military grade pepper spray im sure.
Have fun rinsing down homie. the things we do for the jobs we love.
Fuck, never knew you were knifed. That probably trumps OC. As for dick piercings and foot tattoos, that is intentionally self inflicted pain so it doesn't count haha.
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8:05 pm
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May 22, 2012
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i been cs'd twice; once in the shack, the other in peoria. didnt consider it all that bad. remarkably easy to tolerate, really, all things considered.
shack was pretty raw, but i still hacked it longer than almost everybody else. there was one guy who just sat there like he didnt give a fuck. puked up a massive mucus wad out his nose afterwards, but even then, shook it off like it wasnt shit.
[edit] been stuck twice, too. but thankfully, not in the back.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:06 pm
March 20, 2013
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4 times actually.
well one was a slash so i dunno if it counts as a stab, barely slowed me down.
once in the thigh because i was dumb enough to think a kid wouldnt attack me and one self inflicted when i was baked out of my brain. Also in the thigh on the other side.
but they were nothing in compared to the back.
to be honest, i doubt that it would trump OC spray. i think what made it worse was not knowing whether or not i was going to make it out or not was what made it the worst for me.
OCJ_Brendan said
Kidney stone.
ive heard tell they are incredibly painful.
8:12 pm
March 20, 2013
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scruffy said
i been cs'd twice; once in the shack, the other in peoria. didnt consider it all that bad. remarkably easy to tolerate, really, all things considered.shack was pretty raw, but i still hacked it longer than almost everybody else. there was one guy who just sat there like he didnt give a fuck. puked up a massive mucus wad out his nose afterwards, but even then, shook it off like it wasnt shit.
[edit] been stuck twice, too. but thankfully, not in the back.
ive seen people like that. i watched a homie get knifed 4 times in the belly and get up and beat the fuck out of the dude who stabbed him.
"fuck the hospital you silly cunts, get me a bottle of ouzo, a needle and thread and some penecillian powder" were his exact words afterwards. Motherfucker thought he was chopper read. Also heard he got shot in the shoulder and did the same thing.
Being stabbed is never pleasant though hahaha.i cut a wart out of my knee one time. that sucked, took me like 40 minutes of digging to get most of it out. surgical scalpels are awesome. still got the scar from the hole i dug in my knee.
8:47 pm
May 19, 2015
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I broke my wrist in a car accident so bad that I thought I was going to lose my left hand. Fortunately, I found a really good surgeon. The worst pain I've ever been through was when the drugs wore off after surgery and I could feel the metal from the contraption, inside of my hand, wrist and arm.....along with pins and a screw in my wrist.
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April 1, 2012
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I've been tasered before. That was exciting. I've been jumped by 5 people, attacked by a 2 dogs (separate occasions), fell off the back of a moving automobile, fireworks shot at me and had my legs on fire. Dumb shit really. Curiosity kills the cat. But I can tolerate pain pretty well for the most part.
9:54 pm
March 30, 2013
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my wife had two natural births within three years or less... then she got pancreatitis... and said never during her drug-free deliveries was the pain nearly as bad as pancreatitis.
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August 6, 2013
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Mine's not shit compared to what you all went through, but I did think I was going to die.
When I was Cameroon, I noticed a slight pain in my stomach/side. It would start off very mild, gradually get more painful for about five minutes or so, then go away. I thought I just had a stomach ache. Except it kept getting more and more painful. It got so bad that the pain would wake me up. I was afraid I had appendicitis, so I went to tell my host father. He basically said I was shit out of luck until Monday (I think it was like Friday, I will look for the journal I kept and give more info later.)
It just kept getting worse and worse, and I got up to basically tell him "I think I need to go to the hospital in the morning" and I got nauseous and threw up from the pain. As I was walking into the room, I was sweating like crazy, but was freezing. I was pretty sure I had a fever. I was so dizzy I could barely walk. They said if I still felt bad in the morning they would take me.
So, I went back to my room, took some antibiotics I had been prescribed for travelers's diarrhea, and went to bed thinking I might die in my sleep. Obviously, I woke up in the morning, and the pain wasn't as bad. So I just kept taking those antibiotics and it eventually went away. It may have been coincidence that it stopped getting as bad after I took the antibiotics, since I still have no idea what happened.
5:38 am
January 21, 2014
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i dumped a pot of boiling water on my foot when i was 12ish, the skin just peeled right off my foot in a matter of seconds... that was the worst pain i ever felt, don't know how it compairs to getting gassed, but i hurt for hours untill my parents where able to show up to the hospital (i was home with my brother they where at work) and let them know it was okay to give me drugs XD
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1:43 pm
March 30, 2013
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shit ive been an extremely careful and lucky dude when it comes to pain. never broken a bone. never had surgery. no kidney stones thank the fuck christ.... worst pain would have to be shitting nonstop for like a week with gastroenteritis. lost 14 pounds then had heart trouble from lack of nutrition. didnt eat more than a quarter of a banana all week.
been kicked in the nuts a lot growing up, usually by chicks. one girl choked me for dumping her friend. she slammed me against a metal fence and choked me so hard that everything went black and the visual reality of her in frpnt of me by the school minimized to a tv screen in the darkness, then several more copies of that same scene appeared in my vision. it was one of the oddest thingsi have ever witnessed.
been in over thirty fights, not counting my brother. never got too badly hurt. kicked in the face about forty times once.
i grew up country rough with skinned knees and burns, the usual. nothing to write home about.
my knee gives out and sometimes and that shit hurts like hell but im sure not as bad as all you guys have mentioned.
1:53 pm
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May 22, 2012
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you know, i cant really decide what the most painful thing ive experienced was.
when i think of all the injuries and such ive endured, i dont really remember the amount of pain, just that there was pain.
like ganja, ive always been fairly adept at gritting through pain, more or less.
course, i never had pancreatitis, either. ive heard many times that that shit is hardcore.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
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