
10:00 pm
August 10, 2017

How shy is this group? Does anyone go to work and mention their involvement in a Juggalo Forum?
My people at work know half of you all by screen name.
I wear my Faygoluvers/Drunkalo hat maybe twice a week, stop at the bank, get gas, whatever. Im half wondering if dude that did the youtube vid is someone that i walked past.
Its crazy the reactions i get that one of my ‘friends’ is trans, one is a Colorado resident, one is a French Canadian, a few from here and there. You get what im saying. Oh lord, the questions i get from each of these…
People are connecting so fast that its no wonder there is more of everything. For as many people acceptable of any group, the opposing force is just as quick to gather.
We got ya Iris.
Is it me or does Smack look like the dude on the news that witnessed the tornado and is making whirring noises on camera?
Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :
the_patriot_smack, Old Mr Dangerous, Iris The Tranny juggaletteYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
10:33 pm

March 30, 2018

sometimes I mention you guys in real life
like I would say I know this dude in Colorado who works at a weed shop and the business is so much different there
or I know this dude who’s teaching in Korea and they had this crazy stranger things promotion there Koreans love the upside down
or I know a dude who bought a whole house for under 2 grand
it all depends on what kind of conversation I am having and what I took from the forum that can add to that but the answer is yes I do talk about this forum to my friends and family sometimes
and dude I have many different looks I can look like a sexy motherfucker or I can look like the dude who murders neighborhood cats
Whoop Whoop the_patriot_smack :
Old Mr Dangerous, DrunkaloTHE ALMIGHTY SMACK
10:42 pm

March 30, 2018

10:59 pm
March 30, 2013

I think the bottom line is that no matter how vividly we all get hateful at eachother l, we still have each other’s backs.
Like I found the amusement in that video.. and as much as I disagree politically and about the whole state of The World.. I got mad when homie talked shit on Psyral. I was like, “hey!! He’s an asshole, but he is OUR asshole!!!”
Even the self-proclaimed “non-Juggalos” like Warlock and Lucem… I guarantee they have more of a sense of protective Juggalo tribalism than they would ever care to admit.
I discuss lots of y’all. I’ve mentioned it before… my wife is still, 6 years later, concerned about “yaboiron”. She likes The Warlock and “Poutine” (Smack)
She trusts that you all will help steer me out of as much trouble as presents itself.
By the way, I’ll always be a New Yorker. Upstate represent. But I’ve been thriving in eastern Colorado for the past 5 years.
Whoop Whoop Old Mr Dangerous :
the_patriot_smack, Drunkalo, Iris The Tranny juggalette11:15 pm
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August 6, 2013

I mention FLH and Juggalo shit all the time.
Not necessarily with my coworkers, because they’re Korean and have no idea what I’m talking about.
But, with the other foreigners, I hang out with regularly I talk about it all the time. I brought my orange meet-up massacre shirt and rock it regularly.
Whoop Whoop Pigg :
the_patriot_smack, Old Mr Dangerous12:13 am
August 10, 2017

the_blanchet_smack said
Dude I have many different looks I can look like a sexy motherfucker or I can look like the dude who murders neighborhood cats
Just messing with ya man, for real. Its unfortunate that not many people can get past your dickhead-edness sometimes. We bought the lot behind us off of the city for $200. The girls grandfather owns properties on both sides of us. 2 on one side, 7 on the other. Each city lot is 1/8th of an acre. Hes not doing well and wants to start signing things over. We will end up having 11 lots when all is said and done. Roughly 3 acres on the outskirts of the city. Right now we own a little over a quarter of an acre and our taxes are still under $100 a year.
Old Mr Dangerous said
“hey!! He’s an asshole, but he is OUR asshole!!!”
Thats right, you are all my assholes!
I know you hate the new apartment, how much longer is your lease? Have you been looking for anything else yet?
Mr. Pigg, i really wish we didnt choose orange. I dont do odd colors and orange is a pretty odd color. The Mrs. wears hers occasionally though.
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
12:15 am

February 16, 2018

I mention y’all all the time,
All the fun stories and shit.
I fucking love this place, it’s Juggalos being Juggalos. Like hanging out with the fam irl but with drastically more yelling and drastically less passing around blunts.
A bunch of people who disagree on basically fucking everything, but clique in just the right ways.
I could get in a two week argument with any of y’all and call you a fucking retard, but if some other hoe was saying some shit, they’d better eat it. They’re family, I’m allowed to call them retarded.
Even you Klown, wherever you are, I know you still lurk, you ain’t got me fooled.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
12:40 am
August 10, 2017

Iris The Tranny juggalette said
I mention y’all all the time,All the fun stories and shit.
I fucking love this place, it’s Juggalos being Juggalos. Like hanging out with the fam irl but with drastically more yelling and drastically less passing around blunts.
A bunch of people who disagree on basically fucking everything, but clique in just the right ways.
I could get in a two week argument with any of y’all and call you a fucking retard, but if some other hoe was saying some shit, they’d better eat it. They’re family, I’m allowed to call them retarded.
Even you Klown, wherever you are, I know you still lurk, you ain’t got me fooled.
Lmao, not to mention the ‘shiny word’ that catches my attention and derails fucking every thread i have input on…
IDK about skratchie tho. You know ‘the resident gun nut’ with 6 posts over 5 words. All of which are of him being the ‘resident gun nut’ but none explaining why we should accept him as such. Yeah that guy… Why the fuck you gonna sign in and just lurk? I haven’t figured him out yet. Keep an eye on that guy…
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
1:16 am
September 18, 2012

The problem is anytime anybody even remotely left leaning does something fucked, dishonest fuck heads like Krunk or Smack will use it as an example to represent the whole movement.
Same goes for Antifa. Antifa is not an organization, they are a movement that’s existed since the 30s. They literally fought the Nazis. The only belief Antifa has is to be anti fascist which everybody should be. A few members start fights and throw milk shakes and the whole movement gets called extremist or terrorists even though majority of the antifa people were peaceful at all of those rallies. They were doing goofy ass vegan dances. You know who benefits from misrepresenting antifa as extremist terrorists? Fascists.
If you want to blame anybody for a culture war blame anybody that calls anything left or right or stereotypes or never shows any acknowledgment in the different nuances in politics. That of course includes Trump because he is a fascist and part of a fascist tactic is to over simplify politics so it’s easier to divide people and dehumanize a side. While I would never say it represents the whole, as I’m always careful to not say, it came from republicans. They harbor the racist organizations that rely on hyperbole, strawmen and stereotypes to even hold their beliefs. They also harbor an extremely power hungry and corrupt party in government that gets benefits from blind praise that a culture war brings them. I get sick of having to say this in the face of my views being misrepresented by fascists that need to misrepresent the whole of anything that disagrees with them but I don’t have a problem with people for having Republican, Conservative or Libertarian beliefs even if I disagree with them. You don’t have to be racist, you don’t have to be a bigot and you don’t have to be fascist to be any of those.
In my experience, however, most liberals, democrats, socialists or what ever publicly condemn Hillary and Biden for being corrupt, bigoted and greedy power hungry trash. We are actually getting outsiders with no private interest to run for the democratic party. We aren’t all blindly supporting anybody that represents a side with out scrutiny. It’s hard to find a Republican that doesn’t worship Trump’s feet, though. They jump through ridiculous loops to defend this guy’s bullshit. They invented a conspiracy theory to justify every single action he takes. That’s literally fascist and scary. While I think it’s shitty that a LGBTQ person would be afraid of coming out as conservative or republican or what not, I’ve never personally seen one that doesn’t tend to blindly praise Trump or exploit the cultural shunning receive to push a dishonest narrative.
Whoop Whoop King Lucem Ferre :
pondo2:08 am
August 13, 2014

Drunkalo said
IDK about skratchie tho. You know ‘the resident gun nut’ with 6 posts over 5 words. All of which are of him being the ‘resident gun nut’ but none explaining why we should accept him as such. Yeah that guy… Why the fuck you gonna sign in and just lurk? I haven’t figured him out yet. Keep an eye on that guy…
Yeah fuck that guy! Guess I should add some more words to make it more than 5. There’s been plenty of threads I want to comment on but I just hate doing it on my phone. Fridays and Saturdays are when I work alone and am able to use the work computer for things on here but usually threads are derailed by then and I don’t feel like bringing up old shit. This one included. Maybe in the next day or 2 ill make a thread officially introducing myself after 5 years on here and meeting 20 or so members in person lol
2:56 am
August 10, 2017

Skratchie said
Yeah fuck that guy! Guess I should add some more words to make it more than 5.
No worries, bro. Lucem hit my word count for the day.
That guy cant make a 5 word post if he tried.
($20 says hes gonna stand around at work tomorrow, with a scratch pad, counting on his fingers, trying to get his exact point across with 4 and half words. Anyone want in?)
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
5:02 am
September 18, 2012

Drunkalo said
Skratchie said
Yeah fuck that guy! Guess I should add some more words to make it more than 5.No worries, bro. Lucem hit my word count for the day.
That guy cant make a 5 word post if he tried.
($20 says hes gonna stand around at work tomorrow, with a scratch pad, counting on his fingers, trying to get his exact point across with 4 and half words. Anyone want in?)
I have a lot to say, I have a hard time holding my opinions back. It’s a bipolar thing.
Whoop Whoop King Lucem Ferre :
Drunkalo9:43 am

May 4, 2014

TBH, I learned a long time ago IRL that schizophrenics like to throw around words like “dishonest” & “Nazi” when they don’t get their way. Turns out that with a lot of lunatics the real n-word is
And OMD, if ur head was on fire I wouldn’t show my tits to my hood’s meth dealer if it was the only way he’d piss in ur face.
Whoop Whoop krunk :
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9:52 am
March 31, 2012

Old Mr Dangerous said
Even the self-proclaimed “non-Juggalos” like Warlock and Lucem… I guarantee they have more of a sense of protective Juggalo tribalism than they would ever care to admit.I discuss lots of y’all. I’ve mentioned it before… my wife is still, 6 years later, concerned about “yaboiron”. She likes The Warlock and “Poutine” (Smack)
She trusts that you all will help steer me out of as much trouble as presents itself.
By the way, I’ll always be a New Yorker. Upstate represent. But I’ve been thriving in eastern Colorado for the past 5 years.
I never said I wasn’t a juggalo like Lucem does.. I’ve said I don’t fully subscribe to the family aspect but I’ll always be down with the clown.. my music isn’t typical juggalo shit but i’ll make a juggalo reference once in a blue moon..
Whoop Whoop The Warlock :
Chuckieboy9:59 am
September 18, 2012

So basically you use inductive reasoning (a logical fallacy) to push the bad company fallacy (a logical fallacy) so you can poison the well (a logical fallacy).
It also stigmatizes schizophrenics because I have a friend who has schizophrenia and not everything he thinks or says is irrational or born from his mental illness. He also doesn’t use either of those terms a lot.
There is also very ironic word that perfectly describes the narrative.
Whoop Whoop King Lucem Ferre :
pondo, Old Mr Dangerous, Chuckieboy2:34 pm
March 30, 2013

King Lucem Ferre said
So basically you use inductive reasoning (a logical fallacy) to push the bad company fallacy (a logical fallacy) so you can poison the well (a logical fallacy).It also stigmatizes schizophrenics because I have a friend who has schizophrenia and not everything he thinks or says is irrational or born from his mental illness. He also doesn’t use either of those terms a lot.
There is also very ironic word that perfectly describes the narrative.
Pretty much. Both of my brothers were differing grades of schizophrenic and/or schizoaffective, and they were completely able to function in society. My one brother was a guitar prodigy of sorts and mathematics never even had to be studied. He read more books than most people I’ve met, and simply was the man. My half-brother was a lieutenant in The Guard and held down a regular job for 11 years. Comparing them to the latter’s mother, she is so catatonically mentally ill that she is confined indefinitely to some asylum in Indiana. She is schizophrenic and completely gone and dangerous. Three completely different grades of schizophrenia. I don’t even know why my one brother was even allowed into the armed forces being mentally ill, but here we are.
People like to lump others into simplistic categories. Ironically, the horrendous broad Krunk feels that we all think all Trump supporters are Nazis, when she is the one lumping (as Lucem mentioned) every Democrat, Leftist, Centrist, Socialist, liberal, freethinker, non-WASP human being into the category of Communist Soy Flake or whatever lazy, Texas bullshit she lazily shits out of her cuntsock.
See what I did there? I just lumped all Texans into one category out of hateful laziness. I cop up to it, which is the difference. I know there are many good Texans. Krunk just happens to be the worst example.
Krunk, even if you were being eaten alive by your favorite “Welfare Queens” (hopefully of several different minority races, and like 6 or u genders, who always vote against Republicans), I would step in to help you. We are one, you see. Every time you look in the mirror, you think of me. May as well give in and, well..
THC!!!!
4:41 pm

March 30, 2018

for the last time there are only two genders and I being a male are the superior of the two
feminists love to disagree but it’s true
and my favorite feminists work at subway cause they have to make you a sandwich exactly the way you want it or they get fired
If I want extra south west sauce I get extra south west sauce
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
7:26 pm
March 30, 2013

the_blanchet_smack said
for the last time there are only two genders and I being a male are the superior of the twofeminists love to disagree but it’s true
and my favorite feminists work at subway cause they have to make you a sandwich exactly the way you want it or they get fired
If I want extra south west sauce I get extra south west sauc
Veggie sub. Everything on it vegetable-wise except olives. Add some sweet onion sauce. Some cheese. Toast it. Gotta love it.
7:55 pm

March 30, 2018

for me its the B.M.T salami,pepperoni and ham with swiss cheese on Italian bread with lettuce,tomatoes,cucumber,red onions,pickles and loads of south west sauce sometimes I even add double meat.
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