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11:29 am
April 16, 2014
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scruffy said
okay, so…dr freshness dispenses the freshness, but the freshness knows not what hes done.
the freshness [who is confused] is third cousin to dr freshness.
dr freshness also implies that the freshness is an amateur [thus slightly lacking in freshness], but at the same time insists that the freshness be treated with great respect, which the freshness has already strived to earn; thanking everybody for the welcome and such, hoping to see everybody around, and so on.
in addition, the freshness, by asking himself on a daily basis if any canadians in massachusetts are sane, has caused dr freshness to become fearful, and begin weeping. which isnt all that fresh, to be honest.
do i have that right?
Hey, I’m not trying to say anything about the freshness of The Freshness, I’m just pointing out the lack of professional qualifications of The Freshness to dispense the freshness to others. And, the patjoyce vs. smack saga has gone on for so long that anyone who cares about these boards should weep in response to someone adding fresh fuel to the fire. Would you not agree that caring about these boards is fresh?
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11:23 pm
September 4, 2014
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Haha it’s definitely not my intention to rekindle any forum beefs, but the decent human being in me has to point out the obvious; peach faygo vs. free healthcare. j/k…. kinda. :P
I miss the hell out of home, but the U.S. is dope too. I’ve really gotten used to being able to drive on highways without the constant fear of having a giant family of moose run out and completely fuck your car up. We may be able to get free triple bypass surgery, but the struggle is real nonetheless.
8:16 am
September 12, 2014
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DrFreshness said
The Freshness said
the_almighty_smack said
what the fuck ??
Moved from Canada to Massachusets???
yeah that seems fishy to me too
who in their right mind moves from Canada to the US especially massachusets ??
Haha I ask myself that every day.
Oh no… the freshness, I fear you know not what you have done here. I weep for your soul, and the souls of all who follow you, the_almighty_smack, and patjoyce into this thread.
Everyone else, this is exactly why you all should only accept Freshness when dispensed by a professional with advanced training in the Freshness sciences, such as your very own Dr. Freshness. Freshness is not something for amateurs to play around with: it is the second most devastating force in the universe, second only to dopeness, and must be treated with respect at all times. We must together strive to maintain high standards or else horrible accididents robbing ninjas of their freshness permanently will become a regular occurence.
When I first came to the u.s I first moved to Massachusstes too!!! lol See? its a “thing”! But yea HI! I’m new too. Its wigglefarmer muthafuckas
8:21 am
February 24, 2014
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what is a wigglefarmer?
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
8:22 am
May 9, 2014
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Dr. Wigglefarmer is the third head, third shelf.
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
8:25 am
February 24, 2014
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nice. I forgot all about that. good job Jiffy Longstockings
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
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