If you mentioned me one more time, I might have shown up in your mirror. 

Also, hi, I’m around. Phone was just dead. 

I could give the meetup massacre design another shot, but I don’t particularly have any slid ideas for it. Still, I’ll give it a shot.

Hi Potato. 

Totipalmate said

It’s potatotan.

 

My old username sucked.

 

I got drunk last night and vomited all over a classy theatre. They called the EMTs. It sucked.

 

It was my birthday. Turns out you aren’t supposed to mix booze with anticonvulsants. So I’m quitting drinking.

 

Just gonna be a stoner. It’s a better, quieter life and I don’t ever vomit down my front in movie theatres when fucking stoned.

 

If someone sees Neverthrive, tell him to answer his god forsaken phone.

 

I missed y’all.  

Last time I got drunk puked was when my old boss from Geek Squad kept giving me shots telling me how interesting I am. I think he might have date raped me, or tried if I wasn’t puking.

Just gonna be a stoner. It’s a better, quieter life and I don’t ever vomit down my front in movie theatres when fucking stoned

I got super baked and ate too much and puked in the bathroom @cinemark during pineapple express… True story.. Also happy birthday ?  haha