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The Saturday Night Thread (Semi-Serious)
May 4, 2015
6:06 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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King Lucem Ferre said
Good to hear. I almost apologized on OCJ's part for the fucked up comment he made. It was pretty low, man, pretty low.

An apology from you for me saying something you conisider fucked up? You have said some of the most fucked up shit ever typed on this place Lucem.  That is some Pot calling kettle black shit right there. You are a hypocrite and a snappy dresser.

 

I said it I meant it thats why I didn't apologize. If I cared more id elaborate but it really doesn't matter.  If someone was being a cry baby bitch to my face id call a spade a spade...I don't carry myself any differently on here then I do in real life.

 

It is nice that 86 and his wife got back together.  Im happy for them.  Hopefully he isn't a cry baby this time. 

 

Edit: It dawned on me that it doesn't actually matter what I say about 86 because he doesn't give a fuck about my opinion anyway.  Lucem however cares enough about it that he is willing to apologize on my behalf...Thanks for taking my opinion so heavily Lucem thats actually quite nice of you to hold onto my words so deeply.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

May 4, 2015
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I fucked a bitch this Saturday, and Sunday. It was a decent weekend. cig_gif

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May 4, 2015
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No I haven't. That's a lie.

 

But thanks for noticing my great fashion sense.

May 4, 2015
9:33 pm
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To be fair, my apology for you doesn't matter either because he doesn't give a fuck about what I say too.

May 5, 2015
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King Lucem Ferre said
No I haven't. That's a lie.

 

The only reason you responded to that is my opinion of you matters so much you had to make a lame attempt to disprove my statement, thereby validating my statement.  Jeez Lucem you need to stop your adulation of my opinion...its just not healthy...

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

May 6, 2015
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At the bar, alone, and this ugly chick keeps eyeballing me. I might have to take her to her home and make her feel perrty.

so theres more I that wasent worth writing until now.

After leaving that bar, or rather being kicked out for refusing to pay $20 to watch the fight that I couldent give 2 fat girl fucks about, I hooked up with my dude, and went downtown.  was playing some pool, checking out the scene, and noticed some women were having a birthday celebration. so my drunk self is like "watch this"  I walk up to the table, cuz they were having a good time, and said "Somebody call for the stripper?" chick was like "what?" it got all quiet and shit. didn't get the reaction I thought.  so embarrassing. I aborted quick. 

moved to a few other spots, and settled down at this one place, where we got to talkin to these 48 and 51 yr old women. going all good, and sees my tattoos and asks about them, saw my juggalo one, and knew what it was. I was like oh yea? she was like yea, isn't it a gang?  I had to set that straight. come to find out, her husband is NYPD, and out of town, and comes back Friday for a few months.  she wants me to come smash it before work tonight.  which I cannot turn down, seeing her hubby is a cop, im a juggalo,  she must be a freak!  that don't come around often. shes been blowin up my phone since Saturday on some NSFW shit.

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 6, 2015
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Sean Law said

Sean Law said
At the bar, alone, and this ugly chick keeps eyeballing me. I might have to take her to her home and make her feel perrty.

so theres more I that wasent worth writing until now.  
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moved to a few other spots, and settled down at this one place, where we got to talkin to these 48 and 51 yr old women. going all good, and sees my tattoos and asks about them, saw my juggalo one, and knew what it was. I was like oh yea? she was like yea, isn't it a gang?  I had to set that straight. come to find out, her husband is NYPD, and out of town, and comes back Friday for a few months.  she wants me to come smash it before work tonight.  which I cannot turn down, seeing her hubby is a cop, im a juggalo,  she must be a freak!  that don't come around often. shes been blowin up my phone since Saturday on some NSFW shit.

I keep telling you, she's gonna harvest your kidney... or maybe your spleen.

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May 6, 2015
8:29 am
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I'm OK with that

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

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May 9, 2015
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Saturday night in South Jersey. Nothin goin on with me. I worked all day, work tomorrow and FINALLY off monday. I guess you could say TGIS tomorrow night lol. I just watched that video just posted from the gathering last year, watching the replay of WWE smackdown, and drink some beer. I know right, I'm just so exciting. Sorry I don't have any fun adventures to talk about although I do enjoy reading about the escapes of @sean-law. Hopefully you all are having a fun weekend. 

May 10, 2015
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Sounds better than my weekend. Had a vasectomy yesterday. Fucking Dr. Feelikeshit didn't wait for my left nut to be numb before he roped me open... then super glued it to my thigh. Sore as fuck. Hoping to be able to go back to work Monday.

May 10, 2015
12:14 am
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Turna Fraze said
Sounds better than my weekend. Had a vasectomy yesterday. Fucking Dr. Feelikeshit didn't wait for my left nut to be numb before he roped me open... then super glued it to my thigh. Sore as fuck. Hoping to be able to go back to work Monday.

You gotta ice it with a bag of frozen peas. Got that shit done.

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 10, 2015
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Well, the house parent is taking her weekend off (she gets one weekend off a month), so I'm at a foster home for the weekend. It ain't bad, they're cool people. They let me watch Netflix after they sent their kids to bed. Watched some Jay and Silent Bob. 

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

May 10, 2015
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Sean Law said

Turna Fraze said
Sounds better than my weekend. Had a vasectomy yesterday. Fucking Dr. Feelikeshit didn't wait for my left nut to be numb before he roped me open... then super glued it to my thigh. Sore as fuck. Hoping to be able to go back to work Monday.

You gotta ice it with a bag of frozen peas. Got that shit done.

Yea. Unfortunately we don't have a working freezer right now. But I'm doing good. Gotta crab walk down the hallway, and everyone keeps acting like they are going to nut check me.... but other than that. Definitely going to be worth it. I already have three kids. Don't want another one.

May 10, 2015
10:49 am
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Turna Fraze said   
, and everyone keeps acting like they are going to nut check me....    

 if somebody tried to pull that shit with me, even playin around, id legitimately knife them.  fuck that.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

May 10, 2015
12:53 pm
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I had to wear a jockstrap. The balls swell up fucking huge, and ultra sensitive. Definitely worth it though

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 10, 2015
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I'm currently house/dog sitting for some friends, so I spent all day yesterday drinking & watching youtube. Today I'm just trying to not go stir crazy.

This message was sent from my Atari 2600 through fiber optic cable made of fucks I no longer give.

May 17, 2015
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i worked yesterday, and it sucked... this factory wants all there stone beds removed and replaced with grass... so i spent 8 hours (in the rain) raking and shoveling 5 ton of stone off the ground... i am so sore right now, i can't feel my legs, my boobs hurt when i pick up my coffee cup (their is a little bruising right by my armpits and that has me kinda worried), and i can't bend over on account my lower back is on fire...

the i had to go home and take the right front wheel off of my truck cause i heard some grinding come to ind out that one of the pistons in the caliper was froze up and not pushing out... hammer_gifhammer_gifhammer_gif

 

PS: i just had to come on here to bitch to someone about my day, just in that kinda mood

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

May 17, 2015
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stretchSquiggles said
i worked yesterday, and it sucked... this factory wants all there stone beds removed and replaced with grass... so i spent 8 hours (in the rain) raking and shoveling 5 ton of stone off the ground... i am so sore right now, i can't feel my legs, my boobs hurt when i pick up my coffee cup (their is a little bruising right by my armpits and that has me kinda worried), and i can't bend over on account my lower back is on fire...

the i had to go home and take the right front wheel off of my truck cause i heard some grinding come to ind out that one of the pistons in the caliper was froze up and not pushing out... hammer_gifhammer_gifhammer_gif

 

PS: i just had to come on here to bitch to someone about my day, just in that kinda mood

Do some yoga, man! There are some great "poses," for lack of a better word, for back pain.

May 18, 2015
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i don't know if yoga is possible for me... i cant remember the last time i was able to even bend over and touch my toes... i am as far from being flexible as possible XD it's like i live with a 2x4 tied to my back, yoga looks like it would hurt me... a lot. 

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

June 6, 2015
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what's goin on everyone. Just got home from dinner with my wife and her family and bout to pack a bong and smooth out. Finally got a day off of work tomorrow. If anyone is doing anything fun or just on here fuckin around lemme know and say what's good.

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