Hey guys. I’ve been reading the forum for several years now, however my own social agoraphobia and general shyness has prevented me from ever posting anything. I have tried several times to join this forum, but every time I have tried, I convinced myself not to. This time, however, I have the right amount of loneliness plus alcohol plus general love for all things juggalo-related to possibly hit submit this time.  

Maybe I’m wrong, but this time I feel I might actually try. 

I am no stranger to this forums’ politics, so just to give you an overview: I feel I am a mix of Lucem, Krunk, Tidwell, Scruffy, Kreeper, and yo mamma’s vagina.

I might be kind, or I might be an asshole. I suppose that’s up to you to decide.

Either way, this is AT LEAST the third time I have attempted to join this forum. Maybe third time truly is the charm? hajaha

I am drunk, but hopefully this truly is a new beginning to me.

I fear your responses, but I am at my wit’s end; and with that I will say ‘HELLO!’ ‘I LOVE YOU’ and I hope you give me a chance.

-Ahabderkos